As Suanie Sees It

When I was younger, a visit to the doctor cost RM10. Then it gradually became RM12, then RM15, then RM18, RM20 etc.

I just paid RM50 for a less than 5 minutes consultation with a n00b doctor. And…

THE DRUGS DON’T WORK!!!!!

The right side of my face is swelling up like a pregnant elephant. The inside of my ear is massively swollen. The pain is like sudden electric jolts and it is quite fucking me up.

I CAN’T SLEEP.

I CAN’T EAT.

I CAN’T CONCENTRATE.

I CAN’T WORK.

Sometimes I can’t even walk properly.

THE DRUGS DON’T WORK!!!!!

Just two nights ago I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night and contemplated on certain moral issues.

The justification was that the flesh pain would contra off the incredible pain at the ear.

Then when I was able to wake up properly, I downed a couple of Uphamol instead.

Which is what I am going to do now.

Because..

THE FUCKING PAINKILLERS THAT THE N00B DOCTOR PROMISED ME IS BETTER THAN UPHAMOL DON’T FUCKING WORK!!!!!

I hate liars, especially if they are doctors.

IT HURTS US AND WE HATES THEMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

There is something seriously wrong with this world, or at least the part where I’m at.

Why can’t you get a rich, moist, chocolate cake at this time of the night?

Don’t you cake-making people know that this is the most lucrative cake-selling hour?

DON’T YOU REALISE THAT WE HORMONAL-IMBALANCED FEMALES HAVE NEEDS TOO?!?!?!??!??!?

WE NEED OUR CAKE!!! WE’LL EAT IT TOO!!!!!!!!

My gosh, if only people would be like, a lil less selfish and start thinking about other people for once.

Selling rich, moist, chocolate cakes at this time of the night would be a good start.

1. I love Madonna, but this whole 70s ABBA gym thing is just SO WRONG.

And all the leg stretching twisting stunts are scary shit.

Now I can’t enjoy the song without thinking of her in that pale pink/purple outrage.

SO WRONGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

2. How does

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Use your own imagination lah. The photo of the Penchala Link tunnel above was shamelessly flicked off TV Smith. He did called it a ‘wet hole’.

Jaime says that this is…

SO WRONGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

3. I got tagged by Rojaks siao so here it is :

Who would I want to be my Santa Claus?

What would I like to receive from Greyson’s?

60 minutes.

Nothing wrong

4. And Fireangel and I did a little something for BryanBoy cos’ we love him so, but he didn’t put it up on his blog which is SO WRONGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 but we love him anyway.

Ciao.

Poor Suanie. Her house kena raped. Her EXPENSIVE canggih electronic boyfriend kena kidnap. What’s a friend to do?

Take over her freaking blog.

Sian lah I tell you all this bloggers. Always asking me to guest blog wan. Not like I have any intellectual enlightening bullshit to share with anybody.

Summore my engrand like damn not powerderful at all.

It’s either you all know I am damn tak tau malu punya orang, or …… yeah. I think it’s because I’m just damn shameless.

But what to do. I sayang Suanie mah.

And to prove it:

EVERYBODY loves a Suan

I saw her last night. She got herself a spanking new laptop wei. Spanking with a Capital ASS. But she still looked so depressed. Even with a new beau. I guess her heart’s still with the old one. Is it always so hard to let go? Must we always be burdened by luggages from the past?

GET A GRIP! It’s just a goddamn monitor, Suan!

You know what you should do instead of sitting around in your cold, dark, smoky room feeling all lonely and miserable? You should drag your sorry little butt out for the party of the YEAR. Got booze. And Booze. And Booze. and BOOZE!

IT’s your FAVOURITE EVAR!!!!!!!

So NO excuses.

I DON’T care.

kthxbai.

Uh, hello

Still not in the mood for ‘real’ blogging, though there are a couple things I would really like to rant about, but after a couple days I don’t feel the rage anymore. So here are some shiok sendiri updates with photos.

Midvalley Chili’s

As Reta mentioned, we met briefly on Monday. BTW woman, your hotness level is +101.

And it was the first time I’d seen Peter wearing so formal.

The dude is so leng jai, it’s almost ridiculous

Then we I went to jump on Peter’s bed in his hotel room at the Boulevard. But all the evidence is with him.

Haircut

Yesterday I went for a haircut at Kuchai Lama. If I’m willing to go all the way from PJ to Kuchai Lama for a haircut, you can bet that the fella, Keith is good

Paul kindly drove me there and accompanied me because he is a nice guy and that’s what nice guys do — be really really nice and wait for friends to get a haircut for 2.5 hours.

For comparison’s sake, this was what I looked like.

I sent a SMS to my mom telling her that I was at the hairdresser and was thinking of having my hair cut short. She replied,

“OH, no, nononono, u look nice with long hair. don cut short. that’s yr only beauty left, beside yr mouth, ur nose :)”

Why is my mom ’so cute’ leh? -_-”

The morning after…

Oh yah, I took a photo of myself and sent it via MMS to me mom and got this reply,

“I disown u!”

So yes, I need a new family. Any takers?

Food and movies

Then Paul and I went to 1U to buy movie tickets. We wanted to watch Narnia but there was only the midnight shows, KY wanted to watch some n00b penguin movie, so in the end we settled for Zathura.

And because Paul and I had some time to kill before the 9.50 pm movie, we bought tickets to watch the n00b penguin movie. Then we went to Italiannies for dinner. They have a food sharing concept; the portions are large and it’s not really expensive when you order for a lot of people.

The mushroom soup was damn good, the BEST mushroom soup I’ve had in PJ/KL. The chicken fettuccine was nice, but Paul bit into some yucky cheese thing and refused to finish his dinner.

While waiting to go into the cinema, I saw Douglas Lim and Rashid Sidek Salleh hanging around at a The Star booth outside the cinema. It was some Star-Narnia thing going on, and I happily asked to have a photo taken with them, and I dedicate this photo to Jolene, the biggest Douglas Lim fan EVARRR!!!1111oneoneone.

And then the penguin show.

Okay okay it was La Marche de l’empereur aka The Emperor’s Journey aka March of the Penguins, it’s in the international screens thing and it’s in French with English and Chinese subtitles.

And it was all about penguins. ALL of it. Like, the world overrun with fucking penguins and penguins fucking. Check out this photo below, multiply it to stretch into 1+ hour, and you have the whole movie.

It was quite cute and informative, being a documentary and all, but THERE WERE SO MANY PENGUINS!!! What did I expect, right? A movie about penguins…

BUT IT WAS ALL PENGUINS PENGUINS PENGUINS!!!

AND THEY SPEAK IN FRENCH!!!!

Blah.

After the penguin movie, the rest of the n00bs came and we watched Zathura, a Jumanji-recycled.

Yawn.

Then off to William’s for yum char.

I didn’t know you could get sausages in bolognese sauce with mashed potatoes and garlic bread at a mamak.

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