pps 2nd anniversary bash! bash me!

Shake yer bon bon Shake yer bon bon Shake yer bon bon…

The PPS 2nd Anniversary bash is going to be held at a place I’d never been to, located on a street I’d never heard of, but heyyyyy it’s alllllrrrrighttttttt.

I’d already said I’d go, signed up and everything and I shall be bringing ONE MYSTERY GUEST!

Actually the person is not really shrouded in veils of mystery but it sounds more exciting that way.

The last I checked, a lot more people are confirming their attendance, so you bet it’s not going to be a small quiet dinner.

WHO IS COMING?!

Lots of people stuck in KL and lots of out-of-towners! There’s minishorts, Gabriella, IreneQQQ, luciala, eyeris, return of the Mack, Kenny Sia, da 6th Seal and many many many many many more!

When is this going to happen, you ask?

Well people, make your calendars free for :

You can get more details from the sign-up page.

EVERYBODY CUMMMMMMM COMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::. .::.

Now when it’s a party (or gathering if you will, same thing), one of the main things to fret about is, WHAT TO WEAR?!?

This question has been playing around in my mind ever since I decided to go. As you know, choice of clothing is of utmost importance as the first impression is almost always the decider on whether or not you get talked to. You know lah… sort of like bloggers’ meeting like that, everyone with or without something to say will most certainly say it. I sure as hell do not want to get lost within the crowd, even more to be left hanging alone and ignored like a wilted wallflower. So you can see how very important this is, not just for me but for everyone else. If you haven’t given two hoots about it before, I suggest that you start worrying now.

But this is about me, right? So I had definitely given the matter A LOT of thought – more than a few restless nights than I care to admit, and finally came up with a few options for the evening.

First of all I want to be seen as welcoming. Even though I am not the host – actually I am not anyone important there but the idea is to create the illusion that I am important! And important people are always going around looking cool but totally approachable, definitely a sort of welcoming note embedded within their aura. That is why people go up and talk to them and that is how they become important and popular.

So I think I will give my ‘fuck off’ aura a rest for the night and go with ‘come talk to me me me me me!’ To achieve this, let me introduce to you something that has not seen the light for many many moons…

The Curtain

Don’t I look so welcoming already?

And to add to my beckoning allure, the curtain is designed to fit in as many people as possible!

Okay, maybe that is too in-yer-face. Some people might prefer a softer approach, like casual jeans but still totally cool. But since my ‘fuck off’ aura is precedently strong, maybe cartoons might make people see that, hey! I’m so warm and friendly and nice and all that jazz! Not because they are childish shy but maybe they need a topic so they could break the ice!

I’ve so already thought of that.

I’m so on your similar ground, dude!

The umbrella is on hand in case you are an umbrella fan. See, I think of EVERYTHING!

What a grand welcoming gesture! On the other hand it could be me constipating, but let’s not go there.

Or how about black? Everybody loves black. Black is so in. And black and white is totally sweet! Word!

Maximum loving y’all!

I ain’t got no bling but that don’t mean we ain’t getting crunked up!

‘Coz I’m a cool person. Like, totally. And if you ain’t gonna chea I’m gonna shoot the five outta ya. Biatch.

When there’s black there MUST be white! It’s like an unspoken thing, the Yin the Yang, the Michael Jackson. So how could I disappoint???

The green thing is from Escada some more ok…

What does white do? White represents what?

JUSTICE AND RIGHTEOUSNESS OF COURSE!!!

You can crack your heads thinking what that was but don’t hurt yourself.

Or maybe I could represent KL herself! A touch of old fashioned traditions and a wave of new culture! That would be like totally cool to be able to say “OI! I AM OLD AND NEW AT THE SAME TIME!” Then all these people see mehh, then they WAHHHHH by golly she is SO in TOUCH with MALAYSIA TODAY!

And I could provide entertainment during the bash as well! Of course my skills are not what they used to be but heck! Santana has to call ME sifu!

A stroke of brilliance, that was.

Perhaps cute and adorable might cut it? I mean, it’s not my usual platinum rampant rabbit to simper and whine in saccharine overkill mode BUT for the sake of PPS’s bash I WILL DO IT! O the mighty sacrifice to please and pander to all odds and ends in our picky finicky blogosphere!

Is that a simultaneous ‘oohhh ahhhhh awwwww’ that I hear? No it isn’t loud enough. Let’s raise the stakes. After all if you are going to die of sweetness overdose at our first meeting you might as well get a heart attack, either from utter happiness or incomprehensible shock.

R-I-P.

That was totally cute though.

And the last option is of course the colour RED. The Chinese say ang ang very lucky mah.

Who knows I might get lucky leh?

But then it might not be such a good idea. I mean, red is also a danger/keep out/hazard/warning sign what.

Decisions decisions…

No-lah, seriously if you see me there, just ignore me. I very shy one.

So come ah…

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Comments

  1. kimberlycun says

    Bwahhahahah bwahahhaaha siao bitch. red is so you. damn u sexy in red i wanna hump u. and ur mystery guest.

  2. percolator says

    ROTFLMAO!!! The curtain one reminds me of an erotic meal in the movie “The Piano” [http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1800198688]

  3. omg. i can tell you’re gonna be an interesting person to bump into.

    damnanitions. i can’t go πŸ™

  4. minishorts says

    OMFG… what the heck possessed you man?! hhahahahahhaha.

    SHIT… hahahaha.

  5. go with the white!!

  6. I thought you said you wanna go NAKED?! πŸ˜‰

  7. minishorts says

    me? i’m going in nothing! PROMISE!

    I’ll be wearing NOTHING.

    wheee…

  8. archangel says

    suanie.. *Nosebleed*
    minishorts .. *Nosebleed*

    fainted…

  9. I think she’s possessed by the red horny horn she’s wearing at her head =P

    The red looks good…eh…the red skirt looks good..mana dapat nih?

  10. archangel says

    comment no the dress
    1. floor mop??
    2. slumber party?
    3. whatΓƒΒ’Γ’β€šΒ¬Γ’β€žΒ’s up my man..
    4. wtf.. erm.. green ? eh..
    5. makcik ? mat rock?
    6. cute? *faint*
    7. red hot mama.. wow hot~hot..

    i say go for red..

  11. ShaolinTiger says

    ROFL you crazy fuck, awesome post.

  12. IMPRESSIVE !!! MOST IMPRESSIVE !!!!! REDDDD!!
    Mwahahahahahahahaaaaa !!

  13. Ah Suan, if you had not been so funny with all those weird poses, I would have said you are so very VAIN!!!!

  14. mch….lolloolollllolol

  15. Dabido (Teflon) says

    My personal opinion – go with the Cute and Adorable. Second choice – the flaming HOT RED!
    No third choice.

    Hope the night goes well – please get photo’s of Mini Shorts – I don’t beleive they will turn up wearing nothing. πŸ™‚ bwahahahahahaaa!

  16. IT’s TOO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!! THANKS TO MY EXCELLENT CAMERA SKILLS BIATCHHHHHHHHHHHH! LOLROF!

  17. kim : come yeah…
    GabriEL : nyah nyah I AM!!!!
    percolator : there comes a day when my photo could be associated with an erotic meal during the Poland nazi war… SWEEET!
    god : I see you signed up already.. BEST!
    sarah : see, my grand attempt at branding myself as an interesting person works already!
    FA : yeah you the pwn if your hands didn’t shake so much πŸ˜›
    minishorts : GabriEL suggested we all go in fancy costumes.. what you gonna be?
    Jayelle : kenot lah… buffet you know.. and I’m quite the messy eater

  18. WOAH!!!!!
    You are the bomb! I like the white one, or maybe you should just go in your usual nighties tat i see you in πŸ˜›

  19. OMFG! HAHAHAHA!! Hilarious! Go with the red! Go with the red! Lol! HOT! HOT! Go as a sexy hoochimama!! (^_~)v

  20. wear a short tight black lacey thingy with high heels…. and don’t forget to bring the horns and a whip… muahahahahar!

  21. your mom doesn’t read ur blog, i hope. :/

    complete lunacy!!!!!!!!

  22. RED IS SO FUCKEN HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. waaah.. all that money spent.. better buy me crab dinner….

  24. Hey, lose the two red chillies hanging out from the top of your head. It’s a damn distraction to cows and goats.

  25. haha. girls are like that one lah. long before the event already think of what to wear.

    i had decided on something already but now seeing your post, i might change my mind. (oh i’m fickle minded).

    good farneee post. very sporting of you to put up pics of yourself in various pose with weird fashion. πŸ˜‰

  26. somehow, that black jumpsuit plus the horns reminded me of Crowley in Pratchett & Gaiman’s Good Omens….

  27. Suan… YOU DA BOMB!!! The horns ROCK x5000!!!

  28. hur hur hur hur… suanie you is rocks… hur hur hur hur…..

  29. suanie … u klazie gurlie … lmfao … me likey the white outfit and the cute cheongsam pose ..rofl .. love the horns too … & ps: u promised u will buy me my own horns! remember ar :p *muaks*

  30. YOUR UGLY AS FUCK

  31. OMG this is brilliant, wish I had thought of it! haha. Am also wondering what to wear, Aiz said it’s ‘casual’, but we women can get away with anything, can’t we? πŸ˜‰ Look forward to meeting you again!

  32. archangel says

    (0.0) …
    *blink~blink*..
    y u smack me..

  33. minishorts says

    ok. then you will eat worms hoh, suanie hoh?

  34. pink rabbit says

    hahahhahahhaaaa…..you are a reall good teaser……..makes me wanna join you πŸ™‚

  35. Jaime: the calvin and hobbes is the nightie… don’t give false illusions lah ok πŸ˜›
    h.liew: get chilly then how?
    minishorts: i’ll be printing that out
    Raksha : you know suddenly that reminds me of red light districts…
    S-Kay : BLOOK!
    belacans : you wear first lah. set an example.
    ky : she does.
    smacks archangel
    S : so I can get lucky? *bats eyelashes*
    bone: cibai.. u work at IBM ok… earn like gazillion more than I do and you want to fight with me over a petty issue such as crabs?
    ST: COME!
    vad3r: you horny fuck…
    viewtru: u know what, I think I’m gg to wear that there..
    dabido: oh I will… snap minishorts ugly mug all the time of course.
    lucia: blogwhoring knows no ends πŸ˜€
    eyeris: yay! erm I didn’t read the book πŸ™‚
    ahseng : blerk!
    pinky: I will I will when I go to to the mall.
    OMG: tell me something I don’t know?
    cmos: ty… πŸ˜›

  36. I’m going to be a parrot and say: go with the red ;P

    cheers

  37. Irene: am looking forward to seeing you miss πŸ™‚
    Jack: because I CAN! bleh πŸ˜›
    minishorts: oh I will. So you will come nekkid hoh?
    tiger: don’t parrot here parrot there, COME!
    pink rabbit: COMEEEEE!!!!!!!

  38. hey u look great in white! πŸ™‚ just maybe not the green veil paired with the red horns tiara…
    and the red is hot hot hot!
    the jumpsuit looks very kill bill…oh well, maybe another time. have fun!

  39. archangel says

    big bully.. bleh~bleh :p :b

  40. Giant Sotong says

    The comment “I’ll *come* if you will” seemed like a good idea a couple of days back.

    Then I remembered, “Nah – she’s buddies with FA and Minishorts…”

    Nice horns, by the way C8-)

  41. wan2: the one i wore at the wedding all black not nice meh??
    Giant Sotong: no no no don’t let anything anyone stop youuuuu!!!! do what you want to me, DO IT DO IT!

  42. Aiyoh can be Kenny Sia’s contender already with that funny post.

    My take is on that sweet cheongsam thing. Seriously.

    The red is DAMN RED man! It’s like a man-eater kinda red, red? Heck wear red if you really like it hehe.

  43. haha I really wouldn’t go that far… Kenny is the pwn πŸ™‚

    Who really likes red? I just want to get lucky!!!

  44. red is good πŸ˜€

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