As Suanie Sees It

A duet, naturally.

Male:
Awak banyak lawa
Saya sangat suka
Mari pegang tangan
Hingga di tapak kayangan

Female:
Awak banyak hensem
Muka macam Beckham
Badan tegap tongkat tak layu
Inilah laki yang saya mahu

Chorus, together:
Bisik senyum ketawa
Sampai tua-tua
Tak kira apa jua
‘Ngan you sorang sahaja.

Female:
Bila dah beranak sepuluh
Berat badan naik berkilo-kilo
Nak jalan pun susah
Peha bergesek teruk

Male:
Berat tetap berat
Sayang tetap sayang
Asal boleh jilat
Tak ‘yah buat wayang

Chorus, together:
Bisik senyum ketawa
Sampai tua-tua
Tak kira apa jua
‘Ngan you sorang sahaja..

‘Ngan you sorang sahaja..
‘Ngan you sorang sahajaaaaaa….

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So how? Can I quit my day job now?

We have had quite a dry spell, apparently (again) we are gonna be out of water blah blah unless Heavens bless us with lots of trickles.

O citizens of Malaysia, we are definitely gonna need help. Lots of it.

And yet again I have taken matters into my own hands. Somebody has to, else we would all be crawling on dusty cobble roads with rusty metal tins just BEGGING for a mere drop of kitty’s piss.

No, can’t do, not.at.all.

Enter Nic.

Although Nic is in UK, he is very much a philanthropic and he cares for the well-being of his fellow Malaysians, that is you and I. So he decided to pray and ask for help from the unseen powers that be, please oh please give them their daily rain.

Didn’t work. Nic was not a happy camper and went, WHY YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME ONE?!?

Fuwah, no reply wor. That made Nic angrier and angrier and if it is even possible, angriest.

Screw it lah, Nic thought, all these mass organised religions are over rated anyway. We should go back to the nature of our cave-dwelling forefathers, with a slightly updated version of course.

And that was what Nic did.

And boy, did he do it!

Let’s see if it works.

And as you may know, Nic is now in Stafford for his final year in Computing at the Staffordshire University.

Nic and I were at the PPS bash earlier this June

nic: yo… there ?
suanie: yo
nic: hellppp
suanie: why, what’s up?
nic: what do u call “tau fu pok” in english
nic: i’m in UK…want to buy taufupok
nic: how la….what’s it in english
nic: die
suanie: BWAHHAHAHAHAHHA
suanie: i have NO idea mate
suanie: taufu = beancurd
suanie: tofu POK
suanie: dried beancurd?
nic: sigh… i dunno
nic: but i’ll try that tomorrow
nic: any other names u can think of ?
nic: ask Nic la..
suanie: nic is on airplane to japan now

Oh, the misery of not getting any…

suanie: why do you need taufupok?
nic: i want to cook bak kut teh
nic: need taufupok!
suanie: ceh… ask ur mom fedex u some
nic: expensive laaaaaaaaaaaa
suanie: then dont eat bak kut tehhhhh!!!!
nic: belacan leh ? prawn paste?
suanie: can’t u eat english food while u are in england???
nic: English food is boring. It’s all either sausage, ham, fries and egg..
nic: unlike chinese food we have taufupok which is teh pwn!
nic: english food makes you hairy
suanie: im going to blog this too bwahahaha
nic: alamak… come on

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nic: hello..it’s 1.18am here
nic: cannot think of anything else other than taufupok
nic: i wanna buy taufupok !

Obviously if he’d stayed, he’d realise that I am a much better substitute for… err whatever lah

If you are a student in the UK craving for your ‘bak kut teh’ or curry mee - which of course tastes better with a generous serving of ‘tau fu pok‘, it is also called: taupok, tau foo pok, tofu pok, tofu deep fried, deep fried bean curd… or just print out the image above and ask random strangers for their assistance lah. Done.

Feel free to assist Nic with his culinary dilemma.

Sempena Hari Kebangsaan negara kita ke-48 yang akan berlangsung pada haribulan 31 Ogos, saya telah mengambil kesempatan untuk mengacarakan satu peraduan kecil-kecilan. Peraduan ini dinamakan Siapa Lebih Miang?

Saya telah mendapat empat calon untuk peraduan ini, dan mereka adalah:

A - KY dari KY Berbicara
B - Horng, ataupun dikenali sebagai Horny
C - Carol yang amat suka makan sotong
D - FA yang kuat menari

Sila undi untuk calon yang anda rasa kelihatan lebih miang berdasarkan dua gambar contoh dibawah:

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Contoh 1:

Contoh 2:

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Amat mudah untuk anda menyertai peraduan ini. Anda hanya perlu mengisikan komen dibawah dengan nama anda serta nama calon yang anda pilihi. Peraduan ini tiada ganjarannya tetapi ingat - barang-barang yang terbaik dalam kehidupan kita adalah percuma.

SIAPA LEBIH MIANG???

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Adakah pilihan anda muktamad?

suanie says: mcdonalds is so boring!
FireAngel says: why is mcd boring
FireAngel says: is yum
FireAngel says: the fries is
suanie says: but the menu never change
KY says: fries sux
FireAngel says: whose menu keeps on changing woh
suanie says: pizza hut
suanie says: at least got new things mah
horny says: that’s y pizza hut can’t earn more than mcd lar..
KY says: argh this undie not comfy
horny says: mcd fries best
KY says: stupid renoma