what may never be

For reasons beyond my comprehension, our Deputy Prime Minister, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak has a new and active Twitter account. I don’t know why, but I laughed for a good 2 minutes about it. It just tickled my funny bone.
Then I decided to use my lunch hour to make a quick parody of [...]

Blogs and Stuff

scums are for the dumps

I hate poor people.
It is said that you can’t help being born; while that is sadly the undeniable truth, it doesn’t stop people like me from looking down on you with contempt and disgust. Some environmentalists say that being poor is not necessarily a bad thing, less consumer goods and less plastic used and [...]

Blogs and Stuff

jack’s place fat steaks

I was feeling kind of down, what with the haze and some recent personal events that I decided I should have something nice to eat today. Jaime asked me to join her in KL but I wasn’t feeling up to painting the town red, so I grabbed KY and Carol and we had dinner at [...]

Food, Food, Food

protein in the membrane

The whole ear sex idea was born after a stimulating (as always) conversation with Nic. Yes, he is THAT attractive. And the song by Cypress Hill just popped in my head out of nowhere.
Starved for protein maybe.
Anyway, it’s a bit lame, I’ll be the first to admit that but here goes nothing.
Suanie’s “Protein in [...]

Stories, Thoughts, Ramblings

afflictions afflictions afflictions

I bet your nipples that you have heard of Feng Shui at least in one way or the other. Some people think that Feng Shui is all about placing disfigured frogs in some corner and pair of ducks in the other. Some people think that Feng Shui is about walking the mountains, studying the environment, [...]

Stories, Thoughts, Ramblings