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blast from the past – guest book

July 2, 2009 By Suanie 11 Comments

While doing some massive self-Googling (because I’m keen on erasing my web presence circa-’99 to ’03), I came across my old Tripod Guest Book. If you’ve been around for a bit, you’d know that the only way your website visitors could interact with you is via your contact details (which you may choose not to put on your website) or the ever popular (then) guest book. Of course I had one of those because it was an in-thing to have.

To answer the question of why I want to delete everything prior to 2003, well if you’d see the larger version of the image on the side, I called myself Suanie Mulanie. Suanie Mulanie? What the fuck was I thinking? Nothing left on Wayback Machine either, because I took care of that a long time ago.

Before I deleted the guest book, I went through all the entries and memories came flooding back. Took a screen shot of one of the pages, sent it to Ah Seng, he had a good laugh as well. Time, eh.

Anyway here it is, the remaining piece of my tragic HTML past for all to see. Click here to view the image in its original uploaded size.

congratulations swifty!

May 16, 2008 By Suanie 17 Comments

… for winning not one but TWO awards for The Chicken Rice Mystery at the BMW Shorties!

Thanks to you, I can tell people with a straight face that I was in an award-winning film! 😀

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suanie’s 2006 blog awards: now everyone can win!

December 15, 2006 By Suanie 33 Comments

So I started the whole blog award thing last year because I thought these kinds of horse shit awards are… well, horse shit. If you have read my entry last year, I’d explained why it’s just a popularity wankfest.

This year I didn’t have a look at any on-line award thingy, because I don’t have time and because I really don’t give a shit. But I am lacking of things to blog and so it’s a good idea to recycle the Suanie Awards. Maybe I’ll make it an annual run. See my mood how.

Besides I wanna honour y’all.

So…

Without further ado…

Presenting…

THE (now) ANNUAL SUANIE AWARDS 2006!!!!!!

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you. As usual, let’s skip the nominations and go straight to the winners, because it’s my awards show and I say so.

Freshie Blog of the Year goes to… MANUSCRIPTS DON’T BURN!!!!!

Congrats congrats, you lot are fighting a worthy cause and I like books and I want to free the books and that’s why you lot are so deserving of this award that comes with no money, no status, but with lots of moral support. That’s what’s important, right?

The Best Original Blog goes to… THE SECOND HAND WONDERLAND!!!!!

Congrats congrats, you’ve been the most consistent personal blogger I know, while the others change, fade and flicker, you remain the same. That’s good, keep it up!

The Cyah & Come Back Again award goes to… JAY SO RULES!!!!!

Yeah I understand how and why you feel the way you do. But please reconsider, won’t ya? That’s why this is not a ‘Farewell Award’…

Best Malaysian Socio-Political Blog (for now) goes to… REDUCED AND RECYCLED!!!!!

Best Socio Political Blog

I always love your insightful posts (when you bother to update so take this as a hint kthx).

Best Reality TV Blog goes to… CULTURALLY PRECONDITIONED!!!!!

Best Reality TV Blog

Honestly I don’t know of other reality tv blogs, but if I had read more reality tv blogs, you would have won hands down anyway 😀

Down With The Man award goes to… OPEN MALAYSIA BLOG!!!!!

Even though I don’t understand half of what is written, I still support whatever is written. Yay!

Funniest Blog Entry goes to… SULTAN MUZAFFAR‘s Misi Suara Mawi!!!!!

It’s short, deathly sweet and I still get the giggles reading it today.

Satu Misi, Satu Suara, Terus ke Mawi Anda!!!!

Bestest Haiku Blog goes to… MADHAIKU!!!!!

Again, I don’t read ~~many~~ any other haiku blogs, but you are so great that you outshine everyone else! When I grow up, I want to write haiku just like you! ph33r le haiku aura!

Bestest Puppies goes to… LAINIE!!!!!

Best Puppies

Normally I wouldn’t like to recycle my awards, but in this case you win hands down 😀

Special Achievement Blog Award goes to… HANTU BOLA!!!!!

Honestly I don’t know what you guys have achieved, but whatever it is (define your own achievements here) it must be great! 😀

The two final awards go hand in hand.

The Bestest Blog Award goes to… YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bestest Blog Award

CONGRATULATIONS AND JUBILATIONS ALL AROUND! CONFETTI AND CORNFLAKES IN THE AIR!!! POP THE CHAMPAGNE AND [censored]!!!!!!!!! You are ALL so GREAT I could hardly catch my breath.

And with that, here’s another award for ya…

UPDATE, BITCHES

Yay!

Congratulations to all the winners 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

I won’t be around for the weekend, knock yourselves out.

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i am a wtf monster

July 18, 2006 By Suanie 29 Comments

(Obviously the horrific — or at least I’d like to think so — photo above was inspired by Kim)

Behold, world! I am now one of the few moNSTers soon to be taking over the world and its limited oil supply! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Burp.

Monsterblog is a collaborative effort between NST (News Straits Times), JARING and a few bloggers to take blogging to the next step. I don’t know what that means, but it sure sounds good. Don’t mind me, I just invented that sentence out of nowhere.

Introducing MONSTERBLOG.

The bloggers currently involved in the project are:

There was a feature on us last Saturday:

I’ll talk about this more soon. Right now it’s lunch time, and I am a very hungry monster. RAWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Once again, it’s MONSTERBLOG.COM.MY 😉

Btw some bloggers posted about this too, check them out:

KY — KY @ Monsterblog.com.my
ShaolinTiger — All About My MONSTER!
Kimberlycun — I am a hot moNSTer.
Sultan Muzaffar — MoNSTer blog mucul!
Peter Tan — Monstering Around
Memoirs of a Chocoholic — [vvv] Malaysian Monster Mash [vvv]
Jeff Ooi — Welcome to moNSTer
The Sensintrovert — The Malaysian Blogosphere Sandiwara
The Asian Tiger — MonsterBlog
Asia Business Consulting — Newspapers in the blogging world
Mooiness — First there was STOMP, now thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s MONSTERBLOG

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blogathon: the day after

August 8, 2005 By Suanie 24 Comments

Yo, wassup?

Today I ate McDonalds chicken burger
Today I drank lots of Coke and water
Today I have a lot of work to do.
Today I still see a cloud of haze.

Today I cannot write many many things because I am all blogged out. On Saturday I woke up at 8 a.m., went to work, rushed to Amcorp Mall with Jaime, came back, started the blogathon, bla bla bla and finally couldn’t take it anymore and fell asleep at 6 p.m. on Sunday. Keng or not?

By the way if you think you are having a bad Monday, check this out.

What’s wrong with it, you ask? After all it’s free publicity for our blogathon effort at Bloggersaremorons.com and I am STILL complaining? Bloody hell, I should be bloody thankful, count my blessings, thank my lucky stars etc etc that we have it ‘easy’ bla bla yadda la di da la (well, some people do think so, sorry to disappoint y’all but organising/management etc was way far from easy 🙂 )

Shut it, I AM thankful for the free publicity. But when you are a single girl looking for a date, it doesn’t help that the whole nation now thinks you have teeth like these:

I think it’s fated that I die lonely, ugly, desperate, single and fat. Goodbye cruel world.

As for the blogathon, you can still sign up as a sponsor and pledge to our campaign. Of course, now you would have to really donate the amount you pledged, seeing we successfully completed the blogathon. Sponsorships remain open until Tuesday – that is tomorrow, so as Gwen Stefani would say, WAT’CHA WAITING FOR?!?

Go check out our archives at Bloggersaremorons.com kthxbai.