blogathon: the day after

Yo, wassup?

Today I ate McDonalds chicken burger
Today I drank lots of Coke and water
Today I have a lot of work to do.
Today I still see a cloud of haze.

Today I cannot write many many things because I am all blogged out. On Saturday I woke up at 8 a.m., went to work, rushed to Amcorp Mall with Jaime, came back, started the blogathon, bla bla bla and finally couldn’t take it anymore and fell asleep at 6 p.m. on Sunday. Keng or not?

By the way if you think you are having a bad Monday, check this out.

Blogathon 2005 - The Star news clipping

What’s wrong with it, you ask? After all it’s free publicity for our blogathon effort at Bloggersaremorons.com and I am STILL complaining? Bloody hell, I should be bloody thankful, count my blessings, thank my lucky stars etc etc that we have it ‘easy’ bla bla yadda la di da la (well, some people do think so, sorry to disappoint y’all but organising/management etc was way far from easy 🙂 )

Shut it, I AM thankful for the free publicity. But when you are a single girl looking for a date, it doesn’t help that the whole nation now thinks you have teeth like these:

Blogathon 2005 - The Star newspaper

I think it’s fated that I die lonely, ugly, desperate, single and fat. Goodbye cruel world.

As for the blogathon, you can still sign up as a sponsor and pledge to our campaign. Of course, now you would have to really donate the amount you pledged, seeing we successfully completed the blogathon. Sponsorships remain open until Tuesday – that is tomorrow, so as Gwen Stefani would say, WAT’CHA WAITING FOR?!?

Go check out our archives at Bloggersaremorons.com kthxbai.

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  1. Dabido (Teflon) says

    Take the opposite tact Suanie. Write a blog that goes something like:

    ‘All men are brainless morons! I can get a BF whenever I want!’

    Now, some men will take offence and think you have just become bitter and beligerant – but others will try to pick you up because they’ll try to prove you can’ tlive without them.

    Just reverse psychology. If you look too desperate, men run. If you look like you don’t want them , they’ll come chase you in hoardes!

  2. The last time Ii looked, the site ‘datersaremorons,blogspot.com is still not taken. should I go ahead and register it for Suanie?

  3. aiyah suanie.. braces mah solved lor.. ppl actually think braces are cute kays 😛 i know one friend who actually got braces becoz his girlfriend thought it looked cute (not that his teeth were bad and he needed them much..)

    so suffer a little, and flash ur dazzling smile later 😛

  4. sing sing says

    ure teeth ok wat…see my case and u will feel tat u r the lucky n pretty one…..last time i have 4 teeth puke out at the same time from my gum and i look like dracula…and now i have 4 wisdom tooth(true story)…..and yet i still so popular and handsome(half true story)….lolzz….

  5. Giant Sotong says

    Nice teeth. There’re some very kinky uses for those.

    Have a good week!

  6. It’s not the end of the world, atleast you’ll die as a rich person. Having all the money to yourself and nobody to spend with…LOL

    But seriously, I don’t think you’ll have any problem finding a partner. Else you can always get KY to pimp you as well .

  7. kimberlycun says

    hahahahahaahaha
    what does ming xiang says about buck teeth? good stuff rite?

  8. Again, it wasn’t my fault!! BUAHAHAHA!

  9. teeth, no problem one lah. other thing can cover.

  10. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww – SWEETIE!!! Nic.

  11. kam-ching I also have teeth like that LOLLLLLLLL
    sei lor… sama sama no date la =)

  12. Looking at those teeth, i can safely tell you that you won’t have problems with carrots Suanie!

  13. well u can create patterns for a blow job that goes wrong hunney…. and you know i still love you and we will french the next time *wink wink wink…..

  14. MorpheusX says

    Lookie me VAMPIRE!!!
    muhahahahah

    But then again, i love vampires….

    *Grrrr…..*

  15. No worries, there are equally handsome and talented guys out there (me) who’s also destined to die lonely, ugly, desperate, single and fat. Here’s to our future…Cheers!!

  16. minishorts says

    YOU ARE ONE NUTCASE… oi i didn’t see that lah oi.

  17. Dabido (Teflon) says

    Yes, we’ll get KY to moderate it and write the spin for everyone’s adverts! 🙂

    Wonder how many people KY can pimp out to the world. 🙂

  18. Dabido (Teflon) says

    Half true? What, you only got two wisdom teeth? 🙂

  19. of course, since i have em too.

  20. Giant Sotong: oO elaborate? ^_-
    Galvin: I sked of KY pimping me…
    Dabido: what is reverse psychology would have the OTHER reverse effect? Dang
    viewtru: yes please, then make a blog for me 😛
    eyeris: u like, so happy like that…
    ah pek: thing is, I don’t have teeth like that wor.. it’s the angle
    Reta: don’t lie lah…
    8555: I used to have rabbits
    S-Yen: you are giving me ideas.. like last time in school we had to cut potatoes into patterns, then kaler them and ‘print’ them on paper.. yeah that
    jean’: actually my teeth is naturally straight one leh 😛 as I said, the angle
    sing sing: haha popular and hensem.. one out of two ain’t bad what..
    MorpheusX: you love to be bitten?
    Imran: *clink*
    kim: find out yourself 😛
    Nic: *sniff*
    minishorts: GOT LAH!

  21. The Lord of Doom says

    hmmm, they look clean and well looked after, are in a neat (curved) row and will probably last you… but, you know why they look like that? coz you drink hoegarden! Anyway, what I wanted to say is you have a nice smile and you look hot drinking Paulaner. Maybe that photo is [insert deity of choice here]’s way of saying stop drinking white, lemony cidery crap? :p OK you’re a nice girl so I should stop teasing you about your choice of pseudo-beer 😉 I think you have nice teeth.

  22. we make it big…. why not just re do the whole sunway pyramid… bet it’ll look fab…. *wink… i can help u since mine is worst…

  23. dearest suanie,

    i am sorry to say this but when i saw your entry and the papers clipping, i had a full hearty 5-minute laugh (much needed after a stressful week). your teeth does look err… ‘unappealing’. but dun worryyyy, i suffer from the ‘i-look-like-shit-on-camera too syndrome’. Cheers! :o)

  24. Lord Doom: I’m ignoring everything but the last line. Thank you 😛
    Jimbo: sigh laugh lah it’s ok 😛 used to it liao

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