So I started the whole blog award thing last year because I thought these kinds of horse shit awards are… well, horse shit. If you have read my entry last year, I’d explained why it’s just a popularity wankfest.
This year I didn’t have a look at any on-line award thingy, because I don’t have time and because I really don’t give a shit. But I am lacking of things to blog and so it’s a good idea to recycle the Suanie Awards. Maybe I’ll make it an annual run. See my mood how.
Besides I wanna honour y’all.
So…
Without further ado…
Presenting…
THE (now) ANNUAL SUANIE AWARDS 2006!!!!!!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you. As usual, let’s skip the nominations and go straight to the winners, because it’s my awards show and I say so.
Freshie Blog of the Year goes to… MANUSCRIPTS DON’T BURN!!!!!
Congrats congrats, you lot are fighting a worthy cause and I like books and I want to free the books and that’s why you lot are so deserving of this award that comes with no money, no status, but with lots of moral support. That’s what’s important, right?
The Best Original Blog goes to… THE SECOND HAND WONDERLAND!!!!!
Congrats congrats, you’ve been the most consistent personal blogger I know, while the others change, fade and flicker, you remain the same. That’s good, keep it up!
The Cyah & Come Back Again award goes to… JAY SO RULES!!!!!
Yeah I understand how and why you feel the way you do. But please reconsider, won’t ya? That’s why this is not a ‘Farewell Award’…
Best Malaysian Socio-Political Blog (for now) goes to… REDUCED AND RECYCLED!!!!!
I always love your insightful posts (when you bother to update so take this as a hint kthx).
Best Reality TV Blog goes to… CULTURALLY PRECONDITIONED!!!!!
Honestly I don’t know of other reality tv blogs, but if I had read more reality tv blogs, you would have won hands down anyway 😀
Down With The Man award goes to… OPEN MALAYSIA BLOG!!!!!
Even though I don’t understand half of what is written, I still support whatever is written. Yay!
Funniest Blog Entry goes to… SULTAN MUZAFFAR‘s Misi Suara Mawi!!!!!
It’s short, deathly sweet and I still get the giggles reading it today.
Satu Misi, Satu Suara, Terus ke Mawi Anda!!!!
Bestest Haiku Blog goes to… MADHAIKU!!!!!
Again, I don’t read many any other haiku blogs, but you are so great that you outshine everyone else! When I grow up, I want to write haiku just like you! ph33r le haiku aura!
Bestest Puppies goes to… LAINIE!!!!!
Normally I wouldn’t like to recycle my awards, but in this case you win hands down 😀
Special Achievement Blog Award goes to… HANTU BOLA!!!!!
Honestly I don’t know what you guys have achieved, but whatever it is (define your own achievements here) it must be great! 😀
The two final awards go hand in hand.
The Bestest Blog Award goes to… YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS AND JUBILATIONS ALL AROUND! CONFETTI AND CORNFLAKES IN THE AIR!!! POP THE CHAMPAGNE AND [censored]!!!!!!!!! You are ALL so GREAT I could hardly catch my breath.
And with that, here’s another award for ya…
Yay!
Congratulations to all the winners 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
I won’t be around for the weekend, knock yourselves out.
Consecutive wins. Best. One for each side.
yay! i won the last one!!!!!!!!!!!
SUANIE ROX MY SOX OMG
Congrates all the winners. Special congrates to Lainie for back to back wins! Love you long time Lainie! lol 🙂
Darn, not only did I not win, i was striped of my last years award. Hey, I get the award for ONLY BLOGGER STRIPED OF A SUNAIE AWARD… right? 🙂
Hell, I’m going to keep my last year award, even if I was striped of it. 🙂
wah piangz 🙂 u r0x!
*steps onto rostrum*
i would like to thank my mummy and daddy, without whom i wouldn’t be driven to find solace on the internet; to En anwar ibrahim, if not for whom i wouldn’t-
*mike goes dead*
*men in blue drag xpyre kicking and screaming off the stage*
*cue lounge muzak*
Which award did mine win huh?? I want the HOTTEST BLOGS EVAR award!! wahaha…
Man, I love your entries! You really know how to entertain yourself with it. Hehehe.
p/s: I’m not being sarcastic here. Honest.
I’m so heartbroken. I didn’t win anything… 😀
Lainie: that’s because you so rock! everyone else pales beside your lovelies!
ahseng: congrats congrats, it didn’t take much effort to win , eh? 😉
FA: 😀
Dabs: but you won bestest blog evar award! you don’t get the update bitches award cos you DO update 😀
xpyre: *claps claps* i’ll visit you in jail 😀
Neo: isn’t BESTEST BLOG EVAR award no good enough for you? 😀
Nonnie: oOO thanks *shy*
anttyk: nonsense! everyone is a winner here!
Suanie ROCKS because she says Hantu Bola ROCKS!
luv ya!
I WON I WON!!! OMG I WON!!! i wanna tenkiu my mader .. my fader … my grandma … my grandpa … my mader in law … bla bla bla bla bla bla
Suanie makes me smile
when she wiggles her fanny
yo, her butt got game!
my bewbies will make their own acceptance speech if this continues.
caya… two thumbs uppp
Ah, but Suanie, your ‘Bestest Blog Evar Award’ is like a Grammy. Everyone gets one. I wanted a special one of my own, like the old Commentator Award I got last year.
Not that it matters, I’ll just invent my own award and run it past you. 🙂
We’ll call it, ‘Best Forged Suanie Award’ lol
this year’s logo memang ganas!
So many awards ? LOL
I protesteth the whiner Reduce and Recycle — his blog also expyred! But he’s forgiven — he slipped in a few words for Anwar Ibrahim!:)
Before you send the biouncers to offstage Desi, just mention Anwar is speaking Sunday 17 DEc at Sri Melaka Flats, CHERAS 9.00pm, I get 30% for this Community Servis Pornmo…
Soooo sad I am not in the list. 🙁
Now I am going to go in a corner and cry.
i just realized madhaiku can be interpreted in more ways than one. 😛
do it Dabs! oh you wanted for me to put it here?? 😛
Chris: ganas is good. next yr will be kawaii
Chuking: why not 🙂
desi: oO do i get 10%?
Adam: awww .. here, have a .. hmmm nothing? 😀
Chen: elaborate?
Suanie – Nah, you don’t need to put it here. [Not unless you think it is funny enough to do that]. I just sent it to you so you could have a look. 🙂
Anyway, Time Magazine has followed in your footsteps. I’ve been given Time Magazine Person of the Year award.
You ought to sue them for ripping off your idea of an award for Everyone! 🙂
my mad pussy.
Checked the blogs mentioned. all worth the award la! (and time spent checking them out)
News just in, Suanie receives own ‘Update Bitches’ award! 🙂
bitch. that last award goes to YOU.
UPDATE ALREADY.
Chen: I wonder at the relation….
FA: this coming from someone who updates once a week or less. classic.
whaaaaaaaaaaat?
mad = mad
hai = pussy
ku = mine!
so no fun lah you.
OMG
not sure what happened to my post but *heart* *heart* *heart*
didn’t think a blog with so much profanity could win an award, but Thanks Suanie!!