hk june 08 - when relieving yourself is not a relief

There comes a time when you realise that some age-old theories need serious revamping. For example, when Maslow put to triangle his hierarchy of needs (then he sold his theories to assorted ministries of education around the world who then proceeded to bore the crap out of us by forcing the psychological structure upon our already overloaded minds. I mean, human beings need food and shelter to survive? No shit.. ), he forgot to include the very important layer of “fuck you give me a water tap in the bloody toilet”.

To read a previous post on almost the same subject, click here. To avoid TMI and perhaps graphic description of… things, click here.

The last time I was in Hong Kong, I sort of mentioned that the toilet in the hotel where I stayed did not manage to suck in every bit. Initially I thought it was due to the el cheapo hotel I was at; however my friend John who lodged at a hotel where guests have personal butlers reported the same problem.

This time round, we stayed at BP International for the first night. Not sure if they had some renovation work done, but the toilet was awesome :D From the second night onwards, we stayed at the Guang Dong Hotel… not too awesome.

Hotel toilets are the least of my concerns, for one may easily reach out, bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda. As you may know by now, the rest of the world is not very sympathetic to us Malaysians (well okay, and some Singaporeans) regarding our little penchant for water taps/ dipper/ bidet. Baby wipes just do not give out the same kind of satisfaction.

So the first day in Hong Kong, I was rather conscious about not drinking so much water so I would not have to scramble around looking for a toilet. But I got a bit dehydrated and decided that such senseless self-sacrifice was not worth it. That was when I found out that public toilets are in such great demand that they moved to the first world and operates only on certain hours and days:

Public toilet in Landmark, Central in Hong Kong
At Landmark in Central District. Wtf?!

Yes, I sound bitter because I *am* bitter. You wouldn’t believe how many people I had to ask to get to this damn toilet.

By the way, what do Hong Kong girls, Hong Kong toilets, Hong Kong changing rooms and leprechauns have in common? …. .. …… .. …….. They are all tiny! Bwahahahhahahha!

Whatever.

Anyway, at the Hong Kong airport waiting to board, I had a rather miserable time holding everything back in. Never been so glad to see the KLIA…

Okay, I’m done on the subject.

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All blog posts on this trip:

- hk june 08 - the obligatory ‘i waz there’ photos
- hk june 08 - food food food
- hk june 08 - things you can buy with money
- hk june 08 - what little alcohol tales
- hk june 08 - when relieving yourself is not a relief

- Flickr set for Hong Kong 2008 trip

why can’t all toilets come with water taps?!

Okay, I am a Malaysian right? A Chinese to boot. Having lived in Malaysia all my life, it goes without saying that I grew up in a link house with a squatting toilet that has a water tap equipped with a hose for easy water access. Water + toilet paper = clean and fulfilling. I don’t really need to spell things out right?

It took me some time to get used to a sit-down toilet. But I eventually did, because beggars can’t be choosers. Thankfully most of the sit-down toilets I’ve been to comes with a water tap, so that part was great. Awesome. Wonderful. Think cleanER.

So it really bugs me when I have to use a toilet that does not come with water taps within easy reach. This annoys the SHIT out of me ( pun intended ) and I usually wait and hold it until I could get to a toilet that has access to tap water that I could use. This is the reason why public toilets in Singapore are much cleaner than public toilets in Malaysia, BUT I DON’T CARE OMG I WANT MY WATER TAP!!!!

I can deal with the cubicle not having paper. It doesn’t matter because I can use my own tissue paper. But I can’t bring my own gallon of water everywhere I go!!

I wonder how you guys and girls deal with it …

toilet and music meme

From KY:

What is your favourite activities while conducting business in the toilet? I used to read books, but these days I just want to get the business done.

Your favourite toilet? The one back home.

Worst toilet? The ones at Tiesto’s gig pretty much did it.

Most interesting toilets you’ve used. Jogoya’s.

Any no toilet experience? Probably by the roadside when I was a kid, don’t really remember.

Do you prefer the old school (squat) or the modern (sit) toilet? Old school.

Wash or wipe? Both.

I tag: Richard Gere.

From Dabs:

One song from your early childhood: ‘Mambo Rock’ from my mom’s cassettes.

One song you are associating with your first big love: Paul Van Dyk’s Crush

One song which reminds you of one of your holidays: none

One song you like, but you have got problems confessing to: Spice Girls’ Spice World

One song which accompanied you, while you where lovesick: Whitney Houston’s I Have Nothing

One song you listened to most often in your life: Verve Pipe’s The Freshmen

One song which is your most favoured instrumental: Violin… add a short piece in any track and it’d become gr8

One song which represents one of your most favoured bands: Blur’s Country House

One song in which you recognize yourself or through which you feel somehow understood: Boy Meets Girl’s Waiting For A Star… heh

One song which reminds you to a certain occasion (and the occasion): Dusty Springfield’s Spooky, I was happy.

One song you like and which belongs to the Hip Hop / Rap genre: Generally I don’t like hip hop. So, nay.

One song which is the best for you to relax: Ibrahim Ferrer’s Boliviana

One song which symbolizes a great time in your life: Gin Blossoms’ Till I Hear It From You

One song which is your most favourite song at the moment: Antonio Banderas’ Beautiful Maria of My Soul

One song which you would dedicate to your best friend: Christina Aguilera’s Fighter

One song where you have got the feeling that no one besides you likes it: Reef’s Consideration

One song you like because of its lyrics: Roxette’s Fading Like A Flower; simple and timeless.

two questions

Xiaxue on the Straits Times

1. Is that really her? I seem to remember that she has curly hair.

2. If it’s her, why she so dumb go and pose in a shoot like that?

Idiot.

hello xiaxue

With the increasing popularity of blogs, they are a great platform to present your voice on issues to a greater audience. Beats running naked on the street reciting a whole paragraph of what-nots. But with the focus on blogs and the cheaper and wider availability of the Internet, things changed. Three years ago you can still blog about your neigbours’ stupid smelly fat cat desecrating your garden or how his stupid fat daughter walks like a clumsy pumpkin lump or how they are so ugly that their momma left them for good. Try it today and somehow in the near future you may just be sued for libel.

Either you grow up or you don’t. If you don’t then don’t blame other people for voicing their opinions also. It’s the fucking INTERNET.

Free speech? Free speech my ass. Can I just quote T-Boy’s words on this? Hmm I think I will.

That ‘Fundamental Right’

And then there’s the ‘fundamental inalieable right to Free Speech’. While many people focus on the right to say whatever you like without fear of censorship, I say ‘bullshit’.

Freedom of Speech means freedom of living to the consequences of what you say. While you can say what you like online, you’re never, never free from consequence.

The government may not be able to do a thing to you4, but that doesn’t mean that what you say can’t get you fired, or get you verbally slapped around like a two-buck whore online, or cause your friends or lovers to leave you.

Welcome To The Land of Shut The Fuck Up

And so you do and must censor yourself. You think to yourself, “Can I say this? Is this right?” before posting your vitriol across the public wire. Of course you must. Being free to speak doesn’t mean you are free from being told, in very firm words, to be quiet.

As a matter of fact, as a Citizen of the Internet, you are allowed to speak whatever you like. Freedom to speak doesn’t mean that you must be listened or that your words deserve immortality. You are free to speak. What happens next is not up to you.

And frankly, like religious bigotry and outright stupidity, racism is hardly a defensible thing. You want to get in trouble, get in trouble by yourself. I’m not defending you, not because I do not care about free speech, but I have better time defending the right to the free speech of others who are more deserving.

That was from his post So You’re Getting Fucking Persecuted about the two S’porean bloggers who kena charged and jailed. The content of his post still applies.

Read and learn.

About Peter Tan, the ‘malicious’ disabled person:
You know, Peter is not the ogre Miss XX and Turosomething from LocalBrand made him out to be. Yes he is my friend and that is why I can tell you that contrary to XX’s post, he does not go out of his way to seek sympathy bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda. Peter has done the community much good by blogging about life as a disabled, raising SOCIAL AWARENESS which may be lacking prior to this due to the non-existent platforms. So now we understand why the accessible toilets are not meant for the able-bodied with no afflictions other than stupidity. Now we understand better why a lot of buildings are death traps for those not able to just run should there be a fire or incidents like the 2004 tsunami trembles that affected Penang. Those are not pleas for sympathy unless you are saying that disabled do not have rights just like anyone else?

And one more thing regarding accessible toilets: I understand that not many people like to use the ’search’ function or even know that the history of his blog, so I am now giving you a link to one of his older entries regarding accessible toilets:

Two Sides of Human Nature

And Yvonne Foong just wrote a blog entry on accessible toilets and how it feels when it is not really that accessible:

Why handicap toilets are important.

We don’t really have control on the various buildings’ toilet design and build. In many other countries, public toilets are a tad bigger than those in Malaysia so some able-bodied folks can still use them for various reasons. However in Malaysia, a lot of our public toilets are cramped, some without taps even. If a pregnant lady needs to use the accessible toilets because of those two reasons then yes go ahead. If a rude older woman or a 21 year old popular ranty blogger wants to use accessible toilets because they are more spacious with mirrors and think it’s their God-given right to use them, well in the words of XX herself,

FUCK YOU.

And because I’m his friend, he discusses some things with me, one of the things being Turodrique from LocalBrand’s phone conversation. I’m damn pissed because all Miss X and Mr T seems to be able to grasp is that Peter is trying to harm XX’s income and by doing that Peter would have something to gain, financially or otherwise. And since Peter is not going to be bothered if he gets misunderstood or misquoted by the sole sentence of “BECAUSE IT WORKS”, I’m going to tell you this:

THERE IS MORE THAN ONE SENTENCE.

If Mr. T recorded the conversations he had with Peter over the phone, please, feel free to broadcast them in their full entities. Why don’t you publish the e-mail that Peter sent also? I’m sure everybody would love to know.

Look, if you are going to devote an entire post whining about the ‘underhandedness’ of some people, why not take the entire context? Things must be taken in whole instead of picking ONE SENTENCE and use that as the sole basis to debate. Err how about the sentence where he said something like, because companies should be aware of the people who represent them?

So they have been made aware, now what? BECAUSE IT ALWAYS WORKS not because to get her sponsors to pull out, but to make the points clearer. How the sponsors deal with that issue is entirely up to them. Either they stick with XX or they don’t. In the case of Voxy (and now Kimage) they chose not to associate with her anymore, that’s their prerogative. I’m sure there are plenty of other brands and companies who would not mind their banners on her blog just to ride her waves of popularity that seep into the minds of youth (not just from Singapore, mind you) despite her blogging tone and blog content. They all can do that, good luck to them, I sure as hell am not going to believe in their products or services and I’m going to tell all my friends about my stand on it.

You know, that’s why universities have courses on marketing and branding. Consumer power, I tell ya. You should really be more aware of your choices in life.

And say you go into a restaurant and the waiter mistreats you. Do you engage the waiter or do you go to the manager?

And again because people cannot seem to find links as easily as they should, here’s one of my earlier post for you on why I oppose to this sad shit.

All Things Considered

You can actually see it happening already, with her young blinded supporters thinking it’s all right to use accessible toilets because they are there and the chances of a disabled using it the same time as them are slim to none. Talk about morality lines indeed.

Actually it’s a bit boring to write something this long because all she and her blinded followers could only see everything as:

“I FUCKING HATE XIAXUE!”

So if you are one of those people who cry damn foul that Peter Tan is a loserlah, fuck Peter Tan lah, fuck Kimberlycun she’s fat and lumpy, fuck ShaolinTiger he’s a white man in Asia overstaying his welcome lah, all XX detractors are just jealous lah, I tell you what:

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

Now if you’d excuse me, I have other things to blog about.

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