meet eric, my love
At last I have a boyfriend…
… and he ain’t gay! Cloud nine here I come.
my mom is gonna skrew me
Text message to me mom and sis:
“I am 3 months pregnant. Sorry for hiding it from you.”
Ten minutes later sis called, sounding grave yet trying very hard to be supportive.
An hour later mom called, on the verge of tears and cardiac arrest.
Don’t people check their calendars anymore?