Disclaimer
1. Whatever I wrote are my own opinions.
That means the words I spew, sputter, strangle, misuse, misplace and misspell on my personal blog are mine, and do not necessarily reflect people around me including but not limited to my family and my employers. I thought that would be darn obvious but apparently common sense is not very common, hence the need to spell things out.
2. Whatever my commenters wrote are their own opinions.
That means I bear no responsibility for what or how my commenters opt to respond to my blog posts. They are grown-ups, they can bloody well take care of themselves. Again, mistress of the obvious I am.
3. I disclaim everything, bitches.
That means whatever you think I mean when I wrote what I wrote and published is probably a figment of your imagination. Don’t so emo, can?
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