Emotions Taking Me Over
raya tomorrow/ funny craiglist ad
To my Muslim friends, Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri! I be in your house, eating your ketupat and rendang.
Not sure if I’ll update this weekend, probably not. Got a life and everything.
In the meantime, go wield the power of your imagination at my Haiku Contest Regardless of whether you want the tickets… [...]
13 signs the general elections are near
Was sending Erna home after a yum-char session. The road directly outside her place (where I used to live) was beautifully paved over. It was the first time in so many years that I’ve seen that road without it being uneven or not filled with potholes. My immediate thought was… “ELECTIONS KAMBING SOON!!!”
Apparently that [...]
park at your own risk
will the blogger receiving rm100k a month please stand up?
Sometimes you can’t ignore the news, especially when the news is standing naked in front of you bouncing its ginormous titties and slapping its own fleshy ass singing a horribly off-rendition of ‘Ave Maria’. So much so that I created a new category for things that make me laugh, aptly titled ‘LMAO!’.
The ex-Menteri Besar [...]
monday’s apathy
It would have been a hoot to begin and end this post with a ‘I don’t care’, but unfortunately I have some stuff to say — not that I really give a shit about them.
Deanna Yusoff’s french-kissing scene. Big news over the weekend. Apparently scandalicious. WHO THE FUCK CARES?!? *Someone* sent me the video [...]