Conversations
different train of thoughts
suanie says: mcdonalds is so boring!
FireAngel says: why is mcd boring
FireAngel says: is yum
FireAngel says: the fries is
suanie says: but the menu never change
KY says: fries sux
FireAngel says: whose menu keeps on changing woh
suanie says: pizza hut
suanie says: at least got new things mah
horny says: that’s y pizza hut can’t earn more than mcd lar..
KY [...]
my mom is gonna skrew me
Text message to me mom and sis:
“I am 3 months pregnant. Sorry for hiding it from you.”
Ten minutes later sis called, sounding grave yet trying very hard to be supportive.
An hour later mom called, on the verge of tears and cardiac arrest.
Don’t people check their calendars anymore?
be careful whom you date
In light of the recent seriousness, here’s something that could perhaps lighten your mood.
A friend of mine, let’s call him Pudding once dated a chick whom he now describes as ‘totally totally fucked up weird fucking psycho‘. Along those lines anyway.
One night Pudding was sleeping naked (sweet!) when she came home drunk in one of [...]
it could only be damien
One night at Misai during a semi-serious discussion on ghosts and the nether world :
Damien, “You know what’s my greatest fear? That when I die and go to hell, they all start speaking in Chinese to me and I wouldn’t know how to reply them.”