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babies and marriage

A MSN conversation with Fireangel. Just felt like posting this, this post has no purpose or value whatsoever, go make your own assumptions.

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Suanie: 31… I don’t know.

Fireangel: 31! Fuck! Well if 31 and pregnant then good news lah. So old already better get pregnant now.

Suanie: 31 is not old.. Why you thinking so kolot one kekekkekee So you think you must be married by 28 ka? cis…. like [identity withheld], end up not happy by own choice.

Fireangel: No lah. Doctors say first child should be about 30s mah. Safer. Less risk and complications.

Suanie: Seeing as how I don’t plan to have my own kids, it doens’t bother me :P

Fireangel: I would actually start to REALLY worry if I am still single by the time I am 30

Suanie: hmmm…

Fireangel: You don’t? But the loneliness will :P

Suanie: I don’t know lol.

Fireangel: A kid is just a product of a paper contract. By-product. Like industrial waste hahaha. I think you cannot run from that :P

Suanie: Huh… LOL no… I’d thought about this for a couple years now. I don’t like kids. I don’t want my own kids.

Fireangel: What about the whole continuing your line of existance?

Suanie: Not important to me. It’s a stupid thing. If you want kids you can always adopt.

Fireangel: LOL true. We have too many kids on earth is it? Why don’t you want kids?

Suanie: Don’t know… I never thought of having my own kids before. Not even when I was growing up.

Fireangel: Hehehehe actually I can’t even imagine me giving birth or taking care of one. Can’t even take care of myself. I don’t even see myself ever getting married. Which is quite a scary thought also.

Suanie: lololololol

Fireangel: Do you? Can you? Some people can imagine it and everything right down to the very last confetti.

Suanie: Marriage is fine. I plan to just sign the paper lmao. The theory is fine la. But I guess I have lots of hurdles to overcome before even going that far. Commitment phobia bla bla bla bleah. Everyone will go through that I guess.

Fireangel: I’m not scared of the commitment part. I’m scared that the other party cannot live up to it. Since you know… how all men are bastard animals.

Suanie: Well, move to a small town LMAO… KL is fucked up.

on lampe berger and mlm

A conversation with a friend actually doing Lampe Berger stuff. Edited for clarity and length.

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Suanie: You still in Lampe Berger ar?

Friend: Ya. Why? Recently a lot of people asking me the same question. Apa kang tau?

Suanie: LOL. Anti Lampe Berger, Lampe Berger Help, Mack.

Friend: Haha..

Suanie: Going to be hoo haa.

Friend: There will always be some bad apples in a basket. Those are not news to us anymore.

Suanie:So are you really selling lamps?

Friend: Yes I am. Not doing recruiting anymore, only servicing existing customers. All the while there are problems like these. Just that it is getting more serious.

Suanie: Yeah. Did you pay RM30k?

Friend: Nope. Why suddenly so keen on Lampe Berger?

Suanie: Asking only mah. I don’t want you to get into trouble.

Friend: Basically it is a business, if you treat it as such. It will turn into a scam, if you want it to be. That’s the thing with MLM. Hard to control human behaviour. I stopped doing recruiting because the market is getting worst day to day by those people who treat it as a money game.

Suanie: Basically people are scared la.

Friend : Our whole group stopped doing recruiting. There’s one group really siao one… very fierce. They are the ones who make the whole market bad.

Suanie: Do the Lampe Berger lamps work?

Friend: Yes they do. But it is a natural way of healing. So different people will have different time frame to see the effects.

Suanie: What does it heal?

Friend: Different aromas will have different usage lar…

Suanie: Continue writing k.. I am going to take a nap.

Friend: There are certain aromas for healing migraines, stress… Normally we approach people only when we see that they have a need for the products, or the opportunity to make money. Some who benefited from the product will become a distributor. It’s like you ate something good at Jogoya, you’d share it with others la. But in MLM you can make money from it lor. That’s it.

Friend: Some people might say, earning money from friends is not good. Just think the other way round. If you open a restaurant, you ask your friends not to come to your restaurant meh? Or you always treat them to dinner? It’s a perception… if you really look at it from a business point of view, MLM is also a type of business. The problem is, nobody can really control how people use it.

Friend: Although the government do have rules and regulations and laws about it, but it is still hard to control because it is run by humans. You can’t stop people from throwing price and all that crap. That’s why it might turn into a scam not unfamiliar with certain MLM, causing people to be scared and wary.

Friend: About Lampe Berger…. depends on what aroma you are using. For example, eucalyptus will help in healing asthma, bronchitis, sinus, breathing problems etc. Roses will help balance the hormones, blood circulation etc. Lavender helps with snoring and insomnia problems as well as release stress. Apple helps to whet your appetite and some detoxification. Sandal wood helps you to be calm, is used for meditation and some constipation problems.

Friend: That’s about aroma lah. It can also increase small amount of oxygen level, is anti-bacteria etc. No matter what aroma you use, these are the common effects. Aromatherapy is a type of alternative healing la… like yoga, spa… but in a natural way. Not like western medication which suppresses the illness… Natural like Chinese medication, using herbs to heal, finding the root of the illness.

Friend: That’s all lah… I lazy to write some more… Go here la.

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I don’t support MLM scams; I don’t really believe in MLMs. All my life I’ve stayed away from the “give me some money now and see more money later!” stuff, except for a couple of insurance policies. Someone comes to me with a catalogue and a massive grin, I’d run for my life.

However I thought there might be another side to it, people who actually believe in the product and not the highly inappropriate recruiting methods, hence the conversation above. What my friend said is true — MLM can be a legitimate way to make money. I personally know of people who are so involved with companies such as AMWAY that it is their full-time job. Good for them.

Recommendations is a way of life. Someone could recommend to you a job, a car, a date. I could recommend to you a movie, a restaurant or a blog. Another person could recommend to you their insurance company’s latest policy, or a doctor down the road who could give you a fake MC. It is unfortunate that there is a loop in Lampe Berger’s hierarchy and many people are irresponsibly taking lucrative advantage of it.

RM30k… wtf… *slaps your head*.

friday night losers

Somehow or the other we ended up downloading Skype and had a voice chat orgy.

Friday Night Losers (1) — 0.26 mins
Friday Night Losers (2) — 2.01 mins

Then we got thirsty and hungry.

[12:56:29 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: http://www.unix.dircon.co.uk/silly/penisfish.jpg
[12:58:13 AM] paultantk says: http://omgwtfbbqpie.com/
[12:58:51 AM] paultantk says: infgaomfg
[12:58:57 AM] paultantk says: you all make decisions like the MALAYSIAN PARLIAMENT
[12:58:58 AM] Fire Angel says: wtf is happening.
[12:59:01 AM] Fire Angel says: damn the sucks.
[12:59:02 AM] Fire Angel says: SUCKS
[12:59:03 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: OMG WTF
[12:59:09 AM] Suanie says: stop breathing into the fucking mic
[12:59:16 AM] Fire Angel says: u PERVERT
[12:59:19 AM] paultantk says: who ?
[12:59:20 AM] paultantk says: what ?
[12:59:20 AM] paultantk says: where ?
[12:59:26 AM] Fire Angel says: it’s ST
[12:59:26 AM] Suanie says: kim, so how
[12:59:28 AM] Suanie says: u can or not
[12:59:29 AM] Fire Angel says: mahai
[12:59:41 AM] kimberlycun says: whats the plan
[12:59:50 AM] Suanie says: kim can u go to tmn connought pro jet
[12:59:50 AM] paultantk says: u know taman connaught or not.
[12:59:53 AM] Suanie says: and meet paul
[12:59:53 AM] kimberlycun says: I KNOW
[12:59:54 AM] paultantk says: TAMAN KONOT
[12:59:57 AM] kimberlycun says: but whats the PLAN
[12:59:57 AM] paultantk says: YAH GO THERE
[12:59:58 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: lol
[12:59:59 AM] paultantk says: AT THE PLOJET
[1:00:01 AM] Suanie says: THEN COME HERE LAH BITCH
[1:00:02 AM] paultantk says: THE PLAN IS TO GET TO PJ FIRST
[1:00:05 AM] paultantk says: NUB
[1:00:05 AM] Fire Angel says: u all go lah
[1:00:06 AM] kimberlycun says: WTF
[1:00:07 AM] paultantk says: OMFG
[1:00:08 AM] Suanie says: WTF
[1:00:10 AM] Fire Angel says: after u all leave i wanna zzzzz
[1:00:11 AM] paultantk says: BBQ
[1:00:11 AM] kimberlycun says: I NEED TO KNOW IF I NEED TO MAKEUP
[1:00:13 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: WTF>!?!!
[1:00:13 AM] paultantk says: NO NEED
[1:00:14 AM] kimberlycun says: TIU
[1:00:15 AM] paultantk says: NO NEED TO MAKEUP
[1:00:16 AM] Suanie says: FUCKING fA
[1:00:24 AM] paultantk says: YAH
[1:00:26 AM] paultantk says: BETTER FUCKING COME CHEEBYE
[1:00:28 AM] paultantk says: BETTER CUM
[1:00:31 AM] paultantk says: NOWNOWNOW
[1:00:33 AM] paultantk says: FARKIU
[1:00:34 AM] paultantk says: FLOWERBRIDGE
[1:01:03 AM] paultantk says: http://www.sketchplanet.com/sketches/24620
[1:01:07 AM] paultantk says: FLOWERBRIDGE
[1:01:34 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/2110471/380570
[1:01:35 AM] Fire Angel says: ANW
[1:02:47 AM] paultantk says: whats the plan
[1:02:47 AM] paultantk says: zzz
[1:02:48 AM] paultantk says: ZZZ
[1:03:00 AM] paultantk says: |-)
[1:03:03 AM] kimberlycun says: IM NOT
[1:03:11 AM] kimberlycun says: ENJOY YOURSELF ORANG
[1:03:10 AM] Fire Angel says: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[1:03:16 AM] Fire Angel says: i want to zzzzzzzzzz
[1:03:49 AM] paultantk says: SIAN
[1:03:51 AM] paultantk says: SOMEONE INFORM ME
[1:03:53 AM] paultantk says: WHEN YOU ALL DECIDE
[1:04:06 AM] paultantk says: KIM
[1:04:08 AM] paultantk says: GO LAH
[1:04:10 AM] paultantk says: KIM
[1:04:12 AM] paultantk says: KIMBERLEE
[1:04:15 AM] paultantk says: KIM BURLY
[1:04:17 AM] paultantk says: KIMMmm
[1:04:19 AM] paultantk says: kiIMmmmmmM
[1:04:22 AM] paultantk says: zzzzzzzzz
[1:04:25 AM] kimberlycun says: MY MOM GONNA KILL ME IF I DRIVE NOW
[1:04:30 AM] paultantk says: Y NotTTtt
[1:04:37 AM] paultantk says: GOoOoOoO
[1:04:39 AM] paultantk says: She DunNno oNEee
[1:04:41 AM] paultantk says: GooOooo
[1:04:46 AM] kimberlycun says: SHE KNOWS
[1:04:47 AM] paultantk says: GOooOo
[1:04:53 AM] paultantk says: SHE DUNNO ONE oNe ONE ONE ELEVENTY
[1:05:09 AM] kimberlycun says: she knows lah
[1:05:11 AM] paultantk says: so
[1:05:13 AM] paultantk says: shall i leave now.
[1:05:14 AM] paultantk says: zzz.
[1:05:15 AM] kimberlycun says: go
[1:05:19 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: yah leave now
[1:05:23 AM] paultantk says: BYES
[1:05:25 AM] paultantk says: BYEBBQ
[1:05:42 AM] paultantk says: come to BUTLERS
[1:05:43 AM] kimberlycun says: YES
[1:05:44 AM] paultantk says: HAHAHHAHAHHAA
[1:05:45 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: be 2.30 by the time i get to ming tien
[1:05:49 AM] kimberlycun says: I CANT FUCKING DRIVE NOW
[1:05:56 AM] kimberlycun says: MY MOM’S GONNA KILLS ME
[1:06:00 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: stay at home then, who ask you to live in cheras lolplz
[1:06:10 AM] paultantk says: zzzZ.
[1:06:11 AM] paultantk says: Z.Z.
[1:06:22 AM] paultantk says: (z. Z)~~~
[1:06:24 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: paul leave now
[1:06:25 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: !!
[1:06:26 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: oneone
[1:06:48 AM] paultantk says: HAIRY COCK FOREVA
[1:06:50 AM] paultantk says: BYEEEE
[1:07:47 AM] * Shaolin Tiger has changed the chat topic to “OMGBBQWTF”
[1:09:14 AM] * kimberlycun left this chat
[1:16:12 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: fireangelandsuanlesbiansex.com
[1:21:58 AM] Fire Angel says: helloooooooo
[1:22:02 AM] Fire Angel says: ronery
[1:22:04 AM] Fire Angel says: i’m so ronery
[1:24:09 AM] Fire Angel says: mana semua olag.
[1:25:55 AM] * Fire Angel has changed the chat topic to “SO RONERY”

Then we ended up at Ming Tien @ Tmn. Megah.

Supper at Ming Tien, Tmn Megah

Oh yah, if you have Skype, I’m fluffsuan. Don’t ask why.

happy birthday pinky!

My dearest Pinky

How old are you now, 18? :D

I love you long time!

And as promised, here’s your ghost story that I’d been withholding till your birthday! :D

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Pinky: i tell u ghost story, want?

suanie: ok

Pinky: office one

suanie: u think i sked ar? i not sked… COME ON

Pinky: the ‘permanent resident’

Pinky: so anyway, my place and my colleague place.. like in between is the ghost’s original place lah. den now her place is taken by our shelves lor. so now she either come my side or my colleague side. den lately i sick ar, so my ‘yun’ (luck) low. so she come my side alot. den i very the cold. so dat day i complain alot lah. i tell my fren say . eh can ask the good good fren to go somewhere else..i very the cold. i wear denim jacket zip up all the way. den ar .. my colleague ask me .. u wanna be fren wif her issit…tok so much. den i say no, den i shuddap

Pinky: later my neck ar, got blue black, pain. i ask my colleague see, she say cuz i complain mah .. if someone ask u to move from ur place, u wont be happy oso rite. ’she’ like wack me lah. den i say … sorry loh .. i write on a piece of paper …. sorry, but i am really cold

Pinky: den ar .. my colleague’s table got one of those toys that is activated by sound … play music. the thing started singing by itself. den my colleague say . eh that song is dedicated to u. den i ask my colelague if it means apology accepted…..she say maybe, she dunno

Pinky: den ar…..at nite hor… my colleague got 2 msn account lah … 1 on her pc .. 1 on her laptop, she usually use her laptop … den her pc one her name put ‘dun tok to me here’. at nite…that account log on .. the one tat say dun tok to me here…. dat one is in office pc one…

Pinky: den that acct msg me, “HELLO” in big caps… my fren dun msg me like dat one mah… den i msg back… den i find it weird . cuz in the middle of the nite, near 11pm liao… i wanted to ask .. eh how come u use dis acct, but din… instead i call my fren to ask her… she no reply… i sms her she oso no reply… den that acct after a while log off

Pinky: next morning, my colleague call me …. say u look for me ar? solly ar, when u call i am sleeping oredi… den im like… HAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…. the ‘good good fren’ msg me on msn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinky: nowadays ghost very the high tech hor

Pinky: den i ask my colleague why the ghost msg me? she say cuz i tried to communicate wif her earlier .. so she wants to get to know me … den i ask..how now? my colleague tell me pretend nothing happen

suanie: hahahahahhahahaha omg u asking for it

Pinky: LOL… now i scared leh… cuz next week hor… office not many pple around… later i alone… she come tok to me how? den sekali she let me see her… den i will pengsan… i better go pray pray

suanie: hahahahahahha i gonna blog this

Pinky: LMAOOOOOOOOOO wah lau… later she go read ur blog… den she go malaysia visit u

Pinky: i ask evon say.wah nowadays ghost so high tech… she say ya lah… she hang wif us so long oredi, will learn oso

suanie: why no one want to give her a ceremony?

Pinky: how to give? we oso dunno her background?

suanie: ask the priest lah… they sure know one what

Pinky: hai…. dunno leh… we are moving early next year… den me and evon say …. i hope she dun follow us… so from now on, we better shuddap about the ‘good fren’… later she think we good good fren wif her… den she follow us to new office… den… gong xi fa cai…

my msn emoticon love/hate relationship

I am on MSN messenger a lot, I have many friends and online chat buddies there.

It’s nice to use, some of the features are cool, it’s free and I love the animated emoticons. By the way to my MSN buddies, don’t bother nudging me ‘coz I have the shaky thing disabled neh neh neh neh neh.

But if there’s one thing I hate about MSN, it’s the emoticons. Or rather the blatant misuse of something cute and funny.

Too many people are overdoing it, OVERKILL SIAL!!!

For example…

MSN emoticons 01

This is a mild case ok. There was once this friend and I were talking about something more serious, I had to try figure out what the heck she was trying to say with all those inappropriate smileys automatically inserted in mid-sentences.

And this is another friend ‘explaining’ to me some insurance plan:

MSN emoticons 02
MSN emoticons 03

How to read, I ask you?!? Dah lah my Math cannot make it, now have to try overlook the very distracting emoticons.

I seriously don’t understand lah. Please lah people, over killing it is teh sien. Then you wonder why I don’t like chatting with you on MSN.

Because deep down inside, I’d only be going…

MSN emoticons 04

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