Conversations
i find humour in mundanity
Suanie: Am watching The Tudors now
Someone: That’s supposed to be a funny show about a rice family, no?
Suanie: Erm…
Suanie: King Henry…
some people are not made to encourage
Suanie: I found out something great today!
Robocop: Something great?
Suanie: Yes.
Robocop: Tell me.
Suanie: It’s going to sound boring, but it’s exciting to me.
Robocop: That’s ok, everything I say seems like that to me (in retrospect). Go!
Suanie: Textures and layering in photoshop!
Robocop: .oO( not gimp … )
Suanie: No. Gimp sucks. Anyway…
Robocop: .oO ( gimp opensource )
Robocop: [...]
only malaysians won’t make fun of me, ky excluded
Me: Oh? How much to make a passport?
Not Malaysian: Depends on the counterfeiting equipment and scale of operations, I suppose.
Not Malaysian: A few thousand, I’d imagine
Not Malaysian: Plus you’d have to find and hire the people with the expertise in forgery
Not Malaysian: Legal documents, especially from developed nations… can’t be a cheap skill
Me: -_-”
evil is memorable
He called me Genius. I said don’t do that. He asked why. I replied that I am not comfortable with it. He made a sad face. I called him a cry baby. He made more sad faces. He said I’m CruPer and he’d be calling me that from now on. I asked him what that [...]
mom and nuts
Sometime in March, my mom went to Australia for an after-retirement holiday and also to visit her sister, my auntie who is living there.
She bought a few large packets of macadamia nuts which we love, and gave one packet to me when she returned a month later.
From April till September, I polished off [...]