Conversations
a random conversation yesterday
Me: Fuck, I’m late!
Male Friend: You’re not on the pill?
Me: …. TO AN EVENT LAH!!!!
a random conversation over one weekend
Me: Argh overate this weekend! I had brunch at a restaurant, used to be a bungalow, nicely renovated. Ate a lot… the whole English breakfast thing.
Male Friend: Noted. So what was dinner?
Me: Hmmm.. Crabs, vege, prawns, meat… you know, the usual stuff.
Male Friend: Let me guess, you didn’t leave the bungalow between lunch and dinner, [...]
i find humour in mundanity
Suanie: Am watching The Tudors now
Someone: That’s supposed to be a funny show about a rice family, no?
Suanie: Erm…
Suanie: King Henry…
some people are not made to encourage
Suanie: I found out something great today!
Robocop: Something great?
Suanie: Yes.
Robocop: Tell me.
Suanie: It’s going to sound boring, but it’s exciting to me.
Robocop: That’s ok, everything I say seems like that to me (in retrospect). Go!
Suanie: Textures and layering in photoshop!
Robocop: .oO( not gimp … )
Suanie: No. Gimp sucks. Anyway…
Robocop: .oO ( gimp opensource )
Robocop: [...]
only malaysians won’t make fun of me, ky excluded
Me: Oh? How much to make a passport?
Not Malaysian: Depends on the counterfeiting equipment and scale of operations, I suppose.
Not Malaysian: A few thousand, I’d imagine
Not Malaysian: Plus you’d have to find and hire the people with the expertise in forgery
Not Malaysian: Legal documents, especially from developed nations… can’t be a cheap skill
Me: -_-”