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some people are not made to encourage

Suanie: I found out something great today!
Robocop: Something great?
Suanie: Yes.
Robocop: Tell me.
Suanie: It’s going to sound boring, but it’s exciting to me.
Robocop: That’s ok, everything I say seems like that to me (in retrospect). Go!
Suanie: Textures and layering in photoshop! :D
Robocop: .oO( not gimp … )
Suanie: No. Gimp sucks. Anyway…
Robocop: .oO ( gimp opensource )
Robocop: So you’re proud of your textures and layering? I expect you’ll be using textures and layering on your blog now.
Suanie: Well… here.
Robocop: What am I supposed to see?
Suanie: Starbucks mug
Robocop: Yes, I see that.. oO ( …and? )
Suanie: There’s a layer of texture!
Robocop: .oO ( what’s she talking about? )
Robocop: like the interference ?
Suanie: Yes. It’s from another image.
Robocop: Looks like we’re looking through a dirty window?
Suanie: I smashed them up together
Robocop: hm. *pats you on the head*
Suanie: Don’t want to talk to you!
Robocop: Suan… you write beautifully. Probably, if you use the hell out of it, photoshop or whatever evil closed image software photoshop-look-a-like you use: you’ll be very impressive and an artiste! But for now… dirty window.

evil is memorable

He called me Genius. I said don’t do that. He asked why. I replied that I am not comfortable with it. He made a sad face. I called him a cry baby. He made more sad faces. He said I’m CruPer and he’d be calling me that from now on. I asked him what that meant. He replied, cruelty personified. I felt a lot better :D

babies and marriage

A MSN conversation with Fireangel. Just felt like posting this, this post has no purpose or value whatsoever, go make your own assumptions.

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Suanie: 31… I don’t know.

Fireangel: 31! Fuck! Well if 31 and pregnant then good news lah. So old already better get pregnant now.

Suanie: 31 is not old.. Why you thinking so kolot one kekekkekee So you think you must be married by 28 ka? cis…. like [identity withheld], end up not happy by own choice.

Fireangel: No lah. Doctors say first child should be about 30s mah. Safer. Less risk and complications.

Suanie: Seeing as how I don’t plan to have my own kids, it doens’t bother me :P

Fireangel: I would actually start to REALLY worry if I am still single by the time I am 30

Suanie: hmmm…

Fireangel: You don’t? But the loneliness will :P

Suanie: I don’t know lol.

Fireangel: A kid is just a product of a paper contract. By-product. Like industrial waste hahaha. I think you cannot run from that :P

Suanie: Huh… LOL no… I’d thought about this for a couple years now. I don’t like kids. I don’t want my own kids.

Fireangel: What about the whole continuing your line of existance?

Suanie: Not important to me. It’s a stupid thing. If you want kids you can always adopt.

Fireangel: LOL true. We have too many kids on earth is it? Why don’t you want kids?

Suanie: Don’t know… I never thought of having my own kids before. Not even when I was growing up.

Fireangel: Hehehehe actually I can’t even imagine me giving birth or taking care of one. Can’t even take care of myself. I don’t even see myself ever getting married. Which is quite a scary thought also.

Suanie: lololololol

Fireangel: Do you? Can you? Some people can imagine it and everything right down to the very last confetti.

Suanie: Marriage is fine. I plan to just sign the paper lmao. The theory is fine la. But I guess I have lots of hurdles to overcome before even going that far. Commitment phobia bla bla bla bleah. Everyone will go through that I guess.

Fireangel: I’m not scared of the commitment part. I’m scared that the other party cannot live up to it. Since you know… how all men are bastard animals.

Suanie: Well, move to a small town LMAO… KL is fucked up.

on lampe berger and mlm

A conversation with a friend actually doing Lampe Berger stuff. Edited for clarity and length.

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Suanie: You still in Lampe Berger ar?

Friend: Ya. Why? Recently a lot of people asking me the same question. Apa kang tau?

Suanie: LOL. Anti Lampe Berger, Lampe Berger Help, Mack.

Friend: Haha..

Suanie: Going to be hoo haa.

Friend: There will always be some bad apples in a basket. Those are not news to us anymore.

Suanie:So are you really selling lamps?

Friend: Yes I am. Not doing recruiting anymore, only servicing existing customers. All the while there are problems like these. Just that it is getting more serious.

Suanie: Yeah. Did you pay RM30k?

Friend: Nope. Why suddenly so keen on Lampe Berger?

Suanie: Asking only mah. I don’t want you to get into trouble.

Friend: Basically it is a business, if you treat it as such. It will turn into a scam, if you want it to be. That’s the thing with MLM. Hard to control human behaviour. I stopped doing recruiting because the market is getting worst day to day by those people who treat it as a money game.

Suanie: Basically people are scared la.

Friend : Our whole group stopped doing recruiting. There’s one group really siao one… very fierce. They are the ones who make the whole market bad.

Suanie: Do the Lampe Berger lamps work?

Friend: Yes they do. But it is a natural way of healing. So different people will have different time frame to see the effects.

Suanie: What does it heal?

Friend: Different aromas will have different usage lar…

Suanie: Continue writing k.. I am going to take a nap.

Friend: There are certain aromas for healing migraines, stress… Normally we approach people only when we see that they have a need for the products, or the opportunity to make money. Some who benefited from the product will become a distributor. It’s like you ate something good at Jogoya, you’d share it with others la. But in MLM you can make money from it lor. That’s it.

Friend: Some people might say, earning money from friends is not good. Just think the other way round. If you open a restaurant, you ask your friends not to come to your restaurant meh? Or you always treat them to dinner? It’s a perception… if you really look at it from a business point of view, MLM is also a type of business. The problem is, nobody can really control how people use it.

Friend: Although the government do have rules and regulations and laws about it, but it is still hard to control because it is run by humans. You can’t stop people from throwing price and all that crap. That’s why it might turn into a scam not unfamiliar with certain MLM, causing people to be scared and wary.

Friend: About Lampe Berger…. depends on what aroma you are using. For example, eucalyptus will help in healing asthma, bronchitis, sinus, breathing problems etc. Roses will help balance the hormones, blood circulation etc. Lavender helps with snoring and insomnia problems as well as release stress. Apple helps to whet your appetite and some detoxification. Sandal wood helps you to be calm, is used for meditation and some constipation problems.

Friend: That’s about aroma lah. It can also increase small amount of oxygen level, is anti-bacteria etc. No matter what aroma you use, these are the common effects. Aromatherapy is a type of alternative healing la… like yoga, spa… but in a natural way. Not like western medication which suppresses the illness… Natural like Chinese medication, using herbs to heal, finding the root of the illness.

Friend: That’s all lah… I lazy to write some more… Go here la.

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I don’t support MLM scams; I don’t really believe in MLMs. All my life I’ve stayed away from the “give me some money now and see more money later!” stuff, except for a couple of insurance policies. Someone comes to me with a catalogue and a massive grin, I’d run for my life.

However I thought there might be another side to it, people who actually believe in the product and not the highly inappropriate recruiting methods, hence the conversation above. What my friend said is true — MLM can be a legitimate way to make money. I personally know of people who are so involved with companies such as AMWAY that it is their full-time job. Good for them.

Recommendations is a way of life. Someone could recommend to you a job, a car, a date. I could recommend to you a movie, a restaurant or a blog. Another person could recommend to you their insurance company’s latest policy, or a doctor down the road who could give you a fake MC. It is unfortunate that there is a loop in Lampe Berger’s hierarchy and many people are irresponsibly taking lucrative advantage of it.

RM30k… wtf… *slaps your head*.

friday night losers

Somehow or the other we ended up downloading Skype and had a voice chat orgy.

Friday Night Losers (1) — 0.26 mins
Friday Night Losers (2) — 2.01 mins

Then we got thirsty and hungry.

[12:56:29 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: http://www.unix.dircon.co.uk/silly/penisfish.jpg
[12:58:13 AM] paultantk says: http://omgwtfbbqpie.com/
[12:58:51 AM] paultantk says: infgaomfg
[12:58:57 AM] paultantk says: you all make decisions like the MALAYSIAN PARLIAMENT
[12:58:58 AM] Fire Angel says: wtf is happening.
[12:59:01 AM] Fire Angel says: damn the sucks.
[12:59:02 AM] Fire Angel says: SUCKS
[12:59:03 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: OMG WTF
[12:59:09 AM] Suanie says: stop breathing into the fucking mic
[12:59:16 AM] Fire Angel says: u PERVERT
[12:59:19 AM] paultantk says: who ?
[12:59:20 AM] paultantk says: what ?
[12:59:20 AM] paultantk says: where ?
[12:59:26 AM] Fire Angel says: it’s ST
[12:59:26 AM] Suanie says: kim, so how
[12:59:28 AM] Suanie says: u can or not
[12:59:29 AM] Fire Angel says: mahai
[12:59:41 AM] kimberlycun says: whats the plan
[12:59:50 AM] Suanie says: kim can u go to tmn connought pro jet
[12:59:50 AM] paultantk says: u know taman connaught or not.
[12:59:53 AM] Suanie says: and meet paul
[12:59:53 AM] kimberlycun says: I KNOW
[12:59:54 AM] paultantk says: TAMAN KONOT
[12:59:57 AM] kimberlycun says: but whats the PLAN
[12:59:57 AM] paultantk says: YAH GO THERE
[12:59:58 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: lol
[12:59:59 AM] paultantk says: AT THE PLOJET
[1:00:01 AM] Suanie says: THEN COME HERE LAH BITCH
[1:00:02 AM] paultantk says: THE PLAN IS TO GET TO PJ FIRST
[1:00:05 AM] paultantk says: NUB
[1:00:05 AM] Fire Angel says: u all go lah
[1:00:06 AM] kimberlycun says: WTF
[1:00:07 AM] paultantk says: OMFG
[1:00:08 AM] Suanie says: WTF
[1:00:10 AM] Fire Angel says: after u all leave i wanna zzzzz
[1:00:11 AM] paultantk says: BBQ
[1:00:11 AM] kimberlycun says: I NEED TO KNOW IF I NEED TO MAKEUP
[1:00:13 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: WTF>!?!!
[1:00:13 AM] paultantk says: NO NEED
[1:00:14 AM] kimberlycun says: TIU
[1:00:15 AM] paultantk says: NO NEED TO MAKEUP
[1:00:16 AM] Suanie says: FUCKING fA
[1:00:24 AM] paultantk says: YAH
[1:00:26 AM] paultantk says: BETTER FUCKING COME CHEEBYE
[1:00:28 AM] paultantk says: BETTER CUM
[1:00:31 AM] paultantk says: NOWNOWNOW
[1:00:33 AM] paultantk says: FARKIU
[1:00:34 AM] paultantk says: FLOWERBRIDGE
[1:01:03 AM] paultantk says: http://www.sketchplanet.com/sketches/24620
[1:01:07 AM] paultantk says: FLOWERBRIDGE
[1:01:34 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/2110471/380570
[1:01:35 AM] Fire Angel says: ANW
[1:02:47 AM] paultantk says: whats the plan
[1:02:47 AM] paultantk says: zzz
[1:02:48 AM] paultantk says: ZZZ
[1:03:00 AM] paultantk says: |-)
[1:03:03 AM] kimberlycun says: IM NOT
[1:03:11 AM] kimberlycun says: ENJOY YOURSELF ORANG
[1:03:10 AM] Fire Angel says: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[1:03:16 AM] Fire Angel says: i want to zzzzzzzzzz
[1:03:49 AM] paultantk says: SIAN
[1:03:51 AM] paultantk says: SOMEONE INFORM ME
[1:03:53 AM] paultantk says: WHEN YOU ALL DECIDE
[1:04:06 AM] paultantk says: KIM
[1:04:08 AM] paultantk says: GO LAH
[1:04:10 AM] paultantk says: KIM
[1:04:12 AM] paultantk says: KIMBERLEE
[1:04:15 AM] paultantk says: KIM BURLY
[1:04:17 AM] paultantk says: KIMMmm
[1:04:19 AM] paultantk says: kiIMmmmmmM
[1:04:22 AM] paultantk says: zzzzzzzzz
[1:04:25 AM] kimberlycun says: MY MOM GONNA KILL ME IF I DRIVE NOW
[1:04:30 AM] paultantk says: Y NotTTtt
[1:04:37 AM] paultantk says: GOoOoOoO
[1:04:39 AM] paultantk says: She DunNno oNEee
[1:04:41 AM] paultantk says: GooOooo
[1:04:46 AM] kimberlycun says: SHE KNOWS
[1:04:47 AM] paultantk says: GOooOo
[1:04:53 AM] paultantk says: SHE DUNNO ONE oNe ONE ONE ELEVENTY
[1:05:09 AM] kimberlycun says: she knows lah
[1:05:11 AM] paultantk says: so
[1:05:13 AM] paultantk says: shall i leave now.
[1:05:14 AM] paultantk says: zzz.
[1:05:15 AM] kimberlycun says: go
[1:05:19 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: yah leave now
[1:05:23 AM] paultantk says: BYES
[1:05:25 AM] paultantk says: BYEBBQ
[1:05:42 AM] paultantk says: come to BUTLERS
[1:05:43 AM] kimberlycun says: YES
[1:05:44 AM] paultantk says: HAHAHHAHAHHAA
[1:05:45 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: be 2.30 by the time i get to ming tien
[1:05:49 AM] kimberlycun says: I CANT FUCKING DRIVE NOW
[1:05:56 AM] kimberlycun says: MY MOM’S GONNA KILLS ME
[1:06:00 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: stay at home then, who ask you to live in cheras lolplz
[1:06:10 AM] paultantk says: zzzZ.
[1:06:11 AM] paultantk says: Z.Z.
[1:06:22 AM] paultantk says: (z. Z)~~~
[1:06:24 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: paul leave now
[1:06:25 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: !!
[1:06:26 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: oneone
[1:06:48 AM] paultantk says: HAIRY COCK FOREVA
[1:06:50 AM] paultantk says: BYEEEE
[1:07:47 AM] * Shaolin Tiger has changed the chat topic to “OMGBBQWTF”
[1:09:14 AM] * kimberlycun left this chat
[1:16:12 AM] Shaolin Tiger says: fireangelandsuanlesbiansex.com
[1:21:58 AM] Fire Angel says: helloooooooo
[1:22:02 AM] Fire Angel says: ronery
[1:22:04 AM] Fire Angel says: i’m so ronery
[1:24:09 AM] Fire Angel says: mana semua olag.
[1:25:55 AM] * Fire Angel has changed the chat topic to “SO RONERY”

Then we ended up at Ming Tien @ Tmn. Megah.

Supper at Ming Tien, Tmn Megah

Oh yah, if you have Skype, I’m fluffsuan. Don’t ask why.

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