As Suanie Sees It

As demonstrated by our lovely Kim.

A blog post suggestion from my earlier post, Blogger’s Block, suggested by KY.

KY is so great that he makes the stupidest faces and NOT scare away children.

KY is so great that he makes the beach his bitch.

KY is so great because he gets to hang out with me, who is greater

KY is so great. I like KY because he is so great.

A few days ago, Wingz taikor sent out an e-mail asking a few of us to have makan, the reason being young Penispupz bound to leave our shores to marry Prince William. When THE taikor ‘request’ your presence, takkan you don’t turn up, right?! Heh… So yesterday evening I found myself in awesome company having steamboat dinner at one of the many steamboat restaurants in Sunway Mentari.

Don’t be sad, she’ll be back…

I was laughing so hard while trying to take this photo.. hence the shakiness

Ode to teh FA

After dinner, Lisan, Kenny, Dale, Wingz, the two Golf Nicks and me went mamaking for a couple hours. It was fun, let’s do it again!!

Uhhh… why is it Monday already?! Why can’t we have 5-day weekends and 2-day work days?! I Heh I love my job, but I think it’s more fun to just sleep all the time…

It was a bit of a blah weekend, because mom took Ryan back to BP and I was kinda bored shitless. The little tyke has become such a big part of my life, that it feels weird not to have him knocking at my door at all hours of the day (and night), screaming ‘AH YI AH YI AH YI’, then wailing when I deliberately ignore him, heheh. Then when I try to make amends later, he would ignore me. I’m glad my sister had the foresight to give birth to my future entertainment.

Another Ryan thing is that he gets insanely jealous whenever I touch ‘his properties’. For example, his mom AND my mom. I love to do that just to rile him up. One time we were hanging out at the porch and I hugged his mom, then called his attention. He sulked, took one of his mom’s heels and threw it down the ground hard as a sign of protest. Then last week I hugged my mom in front of him, so he sulked and smacked my mom. Apparently in the Ryan world, it was HER fault that SHE allowed these hugs by another person to happen.

I am always the back-up plan, unless I have the Cars DVD in my possession.

Oh well, I think the kid’s funny as heck.

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Went for the Estee Lauder Model Search finals with FA on Sunday at MV. The 10 girls were very young, slim, with great legs. The girl I was rooting for didn’t even make it to the top 3. Can’t remember her name, but her face was a bit manly, and she wore a skimpy gold dress that showed her outline when she stood on the floor light. She had the most awesome ass I’d ever seen in real life… She didn’t win, but oh well.

I’d conveniently forgotten to bring along the memory stick for my camera, and only shot some pix using FA’s camera. Didn’t take much also; didn’t feel like it. Sundays in a major shopping complex with so many people around bug me. Maybe FA will upload the photos, but knowing her, it will probably take forever.

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Val’s leaving for Perth this weekend. I won’t be able to see her off because I’d be in Singapore. Oh well… had dinner with her and some fuglys (well, she’s hot so everyone around her are fuglies, me included) on Saturday.

Btw Val had a photoshoot with Mr Potatoe some time back. I think they were beautiful photos, and she is very photogenic and she looked gorgeous. You can view the set here, and be sure to check out Mr Potatoe’s other photos as well; he takes good photos.

In the meantime, here’s a photo of Val ( without make-up and all the glitz ) and Ryan ( when he was much younger and more manageable )…

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Speaking of Perth, say hi to Buckie.

Buckie’s from Perth ( right up your alley, Dabs! ), he was tourist-ing in KL last week and I took him to Sg Wang to buy some stuff for his friend’s kid. Which turned out to be a giant Winnie The Pooh soft toy with a heart in the middle that says ‘Happy Birthday’ being sold at a ridiculous price ( much cheaper for him ). Things you do to please kids these days …

Anyway the salesgirl was giggling and asked me in Cantonese ( to which I replied in very broken Cantonese because that’s what I do ):

Salesgirl: This guy your boyfriend ar?
Me: Huh no.
Salesgirl: Hehehe very handsome hor!!
Me: Hahaha lengjai ar? You take lah!
Salesgirl: Hehehehhehehe no lah, I can’t speak English.

Then at Starbucks later that night, the female barista was giggling and asked me in Malay:

Barista: This one your boyfriend ar?
Me: Huh no.
Barista: Hehehehe VERY HANDSOME HOR!!!
Me: Hahahaha handsome? You take lah!!
Barista: HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111

I think it was funny.

Over yum cha session…

Spongefox: I have a suspicion that this planet is conspiring against me.
Suanie: Huh why do you say that?
Spongefox: Now that I finally could make time for jogging in the afternoons, it bloody rains every freaking afternoon!
Suanie: Erm… it’s the monsoon season mah…
Spongefox: No, the monsoon season has yet to begin.
Suanie: Then it’s the whole global warming shit that is fucking up our weather thus fucking up Earth! Green house effect, pollution all adds up to global warming and now we get unpredictable weather all the time!!!
Spongefox: It’s a very elaborate set up.