Of pau, mantou, Mom and fillings

I love my Mom. I also love pau jokes. So I told my Mom pau jokes. She laughed so hard that I got a bit worried till I realised she wasn’t going to get a stroke or something, then I joined in the laughter 😀

Q: Char shao pau and mantou went to watch a sad movie. Char shao pau cried, but mantou didn’t cry. Why?
A: Cos mantou got no filling.

Q: Char shao pau and Da pau went to watch a sad movie. Char shao pau cried but Da pau cried harder. Why?
A: Cos Da pau got more filling.

Q: Char shao pau and Kou rou pau went to watch a sad movie. Char shao pau cried but Kou rou pau cried and cried and cannot stop crying. Why?
A: Cos Kou rou pau cannot contain his fillings.

Q: Char shao pau and Lin yong pau went to watch a sad movie. Char shao pau cried and cried but Lin yong pau laughed and laughed. Why?
A: Cos they got different filling.

Notes for those who caught no ball:
-: pau/ pao/ bau/ bao = buns
-: Char shao pau/ Char siew pao looks like this: *click*
-: Mantou looks like this: *click*
-: Da pau/ Da rou bao looks like this: *click*
-: Kou rou pau/ kong bak bao/ kong ba pau looks like this: *click*
-: Lin yong pau/ lotus seed paste bun looks like this: *click*

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  1. flyingfish says

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE!!!! THUMBS UP UP UP!!!! My mum will loveeee it too! May I copy for my blog, pretty please???

  2. of course!! take take take 😀

  3. Laugh die me. ROTFLLLLLLLL.

  4. laughed until my sides split

  5. moreryan says

    As good as ryan posts!

  6. So lame but GOD DAMN FUNNY!!! HAHAHAHAH!

  7. How am I going to look and eat paus without laughing out loud? This is such an amazing post…just like you:D

  8. ^_^

  9. i laughed so hard on that

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