Can’t sleep. Got things on my mind. Bored.
So I’m giving you the chance to win something, yeay!
Fireangel gave these SalonPas patches (small) to me for one of my birthdays.
She knows I love those things.
You know the feeling of absurd gratification as you slap on a patch to your sore, aching neck or back, and the cool menthol sensation hits you like…
So, you want one? Yes I know it’s inexpensive. Okay, it’s down right cheap.
You can buy a few of these and barely damage your wallet, yadda yadda.
Heck, you could deliver cartons of these to starving children in Africa and still have change to buy them a hut each.
In any colour they want.
Okay, maybe not.
But you get my point, yes?
What is the point, actually?
My point is…
You can’t get THE box of small SalonPas patches given by Fireangel to Suanie who in turn will give it to you, ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD!
Have it personally delivered to you, even!
Or to your secretary, your friend, your mom, whatever.
I will pay money to send it to you, anywhere in KL or PJ.
As generosity goes, I’ll write a congratulatory note even.
In black ink.
All you have to do is…
(Because it’s not a contest if it isn’t…)
Guess if my bloodied, black toenail will fall off in 2 weeks’ time.
Yes, no, maybe.
Then add something funny or witty after that.
FUNNY OR WITTY, I SAID.
Not cruel or mean.
At the end of this month, I’ll choose a winner.
If the toe is there/ is not there and I like your answer, you get a small box of SalonPas patches!
You may want it, you may not want it, I dunno.
But I’ve written a blog post now, and I can go back to sleep, YEAY!
Guess guess guess!!!