.. and by that I mean getting busy Jamaican-style. Dance in the sheets. Nails and bones. Sweep the chimney. Romp in the sack. The one that rhymes with DUCK. Go fishing, if you get what I mean.
Right, enough of that, I have family members of all ages reading my blog (hi Mom!) So Audrey and ShaolinTiger blogged about the top 3 men and chicks they’d do (if given a free pass, yadda yadda). Yay, a meme and I haven’t done a meme in ages so here’s mine!
#1: Clive Owen
There’s no way it’s not going to be Clive at number one, are you kidding me? The man is so hot, don’t tell me you’re not melting!
Clive makes me want to soak in a bathtub filled with Hypnose.
It helps that he’s super fit but I think my attraction to him is because he exudes such casual arrogance in his confidence.
You look at Clive Owen and you know you’re looking at a real man.
Little boys can go play far far away.
Besides, any one who can make Madonna look like this:
… is a winner in my books.
#2: Gerard Butler
Actually Gerard would have been number 1, except that he seldom appears in ‘intelligent’ movies. A bit too much fluff in his acting choices, but hey the man is a looker!
He needs to call me now.
… the obligatory photo from 300.
#3: Daniel Craig
Daniel Craig is so man, he puts other James Bonds to shame.
Daniel Craig is so man, it’s okay that the size of his head is not proportionate with the rest of his body.
Daniel Craig is so man, he makes me want to run along the beach too.
And we all know how much I *love* running.
Daniel Craig is so man. I <3 Daniel Craig because he is so man.
I guess that short list sort of summarises what kind of guys I’m into, heh.