Archives for 2010

The amazing half-boiled eggs cooker

When I was a kid, my grandmother fed me half-boiled eggs with a cup of hot Milo for breakfast. She always had a stash of kampung eggs from her own chicken coop in the refrigerator. One day I followed her to the coop to see how she gathered the eggs. It was quite a traumatising experience, I felt so bad for the hen. Didn’t stop me from enjoying my breakfast though.

I was talking to Shirley about Malaysian and Singaporeans’ love for half-boiled eggs with kaya toast, wondering if it was a local thing. She told me that the British have something called boiled eggs with soldiers. In fact, it may be the one great leftover from the colonisation. Erm, thanks for the laws and driving on the left side of the road and all that, but really, THANK YOU for soft-boiled eggs with soldiers 😀

My Mom recently gave me a half-boiled egg cooker. It is a detachable 4-piece plastic ware: basically the idea is that you place raw eggs into the transparent part, pour in hot boiling water, then wait for the water to slowly drip to the bottom part. Your eggs are done when all the water has been removed. Quite genius, really.

Half boiled eggs - equipment
All you need for incredible half-boiled eggs: the cooker, a jug of boiling water and eggs

Half boiled eggs for dummies
Note the indication for the water level according to number of eggs

Half boiled eggs in the making
Let it drip, let it drip!

As I prefer my eggs to be three-quarter boiled (instead of half-boiled), I put in water enough for 3 eggs when I only had two. The result?

Three quarter boiled eggs

Yumm….. Add a little light soy sauce and white pepper, it’s eggasm.

Beware of the dog because she will lick you to death

You know those ominous signs at some house gates warning you to be ‘Beware of the dog’?
Sometimes they are just words, in three languages to boot.
Sometimes they are accompanied with a drawing of a Rottweiler or Doberman.
Doesn’t sound very cheerful, does it? Lack of sunshine and warmth and all that happy stuff.
‘Cos sometimes the owners are truthful.
They have dogs that would attack you and rip you to unrecognisable pieces if allowed.
Sometimes the owners aren’t truthful.
You could bet your entire fortune that they don’t have a toy dog, let alone a real one.

Lola with her toy
Oh look, a very dangerous dog!

In my friend Gail’s case, she was being half-truthful.
Her 10-year old dog Lola will not maul us to death.
Instead, we might be killed by Lola’s saliva overload.
That’s why Gail has the sign up at her house gate 😉

Lola being a good girl
Who’s a good girl?

My feelings towards dogs and children are the same: I don’t like many of them.
Mostly it’s the parents/owners’ fault, but I won’t elaborate.
In Lola’s case, I love her!
Maybe because she greets you with a soft toy in her mouth as you enter the house.
And she wags her tail so ferociously that it may fall off at any time.

Lola wagging her tail
Tail wagging breaking the speed limit

I <3 Lola!

Volkswagen Drive: The TSI and DSG Experience with VW Polo, VW Golf and VW Scirocco

Volkswagen Media Drive - Suanie Thanks to Nuffnang, I tagged along for the 1st Volkswagen Media Drive where over 40+ journos and bloggers test drove the Polo, Golf and Scirocco from The Saujana, PJ to Tanjung Jara Resort, Terengganu.

Oh is that you keeling over in jealousy? *pats*

We were separated to a few groups, 3 drivers to a group where we’d take turns at the wheel. They mixed us up which was slightly terrifying as I only knew Robb, Cindy, Joshua and Vernon. There was also this fear of upsetting any elitist motoring journalists who may be pissy that someone like me who doesn’t know much about the technical aspects of cars is stuck with them. How?

To top things off, I was paired with Tian Chad and Donald Cheah, editor of Top Gear Magazine (MY). The former I knew, acquainted with at events and what-not. The latter was… to be honest, intimidating at first sight. So much so that I huddled over to Kenneth, one of the convoy leaders for this trip and asked if Kenneth knew him and if “he ok one or not?”

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Genting Trailblazer 2010: Suanie and Alex, proud finishers!

3 months ago: Signed up for Genting Trailblazer with Alex. Never stopped asking myself why.

29th Oct 2010:
Carbo-loaded at the Royal Oak. All legit, I assure you…

30th Oct 2010:
Evening: Drove up to Genting Awana to bunk with Gordon/Joyce, and Angela/Sarah. Thanks you, really appreciate it! Received race kit from Joyce who helped to collect it. Contains a T-shirt, a PowerBar, gels for muscle aches, discount vouchers for this and that and most importantly, a tin of Milo! Managed to fall asleep at about 1am.

Genting Trailblazer 2010 - Suanie, Alex and the Mini
Our ride. Just *had to* camwhore in the parking lot lah

31st Oct 2010:
6.30am: Woke up. Ate one sausage bun, 3 bananas and 1 Milo. Spent about 20 mins deciding if I should wear cotton Bootcamp T-shirt or almost dry-fit Genting Trailblazer Brooks T-shirt. Loyalty won.

7.45am: Made our way to the lobby. Bloody lift took forever, stopped at every floor. Lots of people taking part in the Trailblazer this year took the run+hotel package, it seems. Located the rest of the Bootcamp people. Made our way to the field. Bloody journey was an uphill walk, that was warm-up for me already!

Genting Trailblazer 2010 - Adventure Map
The trail for this year’s Trailblazer Adventure, all 14km of it

8.10am: Registered (again) at the field. Lady was adamant that our bibs were pinned at a certain angle/ visibility. Got annoyed because it felt like public school all over again where teachers make you do things just because they can.

8.15am: Amused at the crowd warming up aka dancing to Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby’, led by a couple of (most likely Celebrity Fitness) instructors on stage who looked like they’d downed 100 happy pills for breakfast. Felt like I should be warming up but remembered that I’d rather die before getting caught grooving to Bieber, even if by my own reflection in the mirror. Recalled an exchange in South Park The Movie:

Newscaster: This isn’t the first bad thing to come out of Canada. Let’s not forget Bryan Adams!
Canadian rep: Yes, well the Canadian government has apologized for him on several occasions.

Genting Trailblazer 2010 - Original Bootcamp
Hello, beautiful CLEAN people…

8.25am: Went through check list: Partner Alex. 500ml Gatorade and 1litre drinking water. One PowerBar. Two PowerGels. Buff. Gardening gloves. Band aids. Shit loads of salt nicked from McDonalds last night ‘cos I hate leeches. Hate as in I hate war kind of hate. Yeap, everything sorted.

8.30am: … And the 1st category, the Men+Men were off, yeay!! Also contemplated hunting down the announcer and possibly finishing him off with my trademark STFU-You’re-Annoying-Me kick. Didn’t but can’t tell you what it is anyway because it’s trademarked.

8.40am: … And the 2nd category, the Women+Women were off, yeay!!

Genting Trailblazer 2010 - Original Bootcamp at starting line
Did I mention, clean?

8.50am: People starting running so we started running. Announcer #fail. And we the Men+Women and Veterans were off, yeay!!
8.55am: Crap, I’m tired already.
9.00am: Bloody hell, how much more of this must I endure?
9.05am: You’ve got to be kidding me, right?

Walked/ jogged around the golf course. Apparently this was a mistake as you’re supposed to gain lead here, else you’d be stuck in the jungle trailing far behind. Which we were a lot. Why? Only because there are so many teams and only one trail. When the people in front slow down, naturally the people behind had to slow down or stop completely and wait around.

Genting Trailblazer 2010 - Suanie, Gordon, Joyce, Alex in the jungle
Entering the rainforest!

Once we entered the jungle, the human traffic jam started. Thought we’d be clever to attempt an alternative trail with some other participants, by going up the hill a bit to return to the group. Bit bodoh because by the time we reached the group, the human traffic jam had mostly dispersed and we were still the last few in the trail, haha.

At times it seemed like an endless UPHILL journey, z0mg. Where there were downhills, we tried to slide down when we could because it was so much easier that way. Of course it was muddy at a lot of places: so many people went on the same trail. In fact there were 2 hills where we were supposed to haul ourselves up, that I thought was the most difficult. It was unbelievably muddy and I could not get ANY grip. Combine this with a lack of upper body strength, well it was very tough.

Genting Trailblazer 2010 - Really didn't want to go down
Err do I have to go down THIS one on my arse??

In retrospect, those 2 were the only tough bits for me. Actually I found the trail to be fun. Long and tiring yes, but for some reasons I’d expected worse. Benefits of psyching yourself up, perhaps. Painful too, because I’m not used to going uphill and downhill THIS much. Never even did Gasing Hills, heh.

Mud and dirt and scratches? Used to them so they didn’t bother me at all. Saw a few baby leeches writhing in the mud, ewww. Jovial Genting Trailblazer committee member told us that we were going through a 130-year old rainforest. Also pointed out a HUGE tree that looked like a descendant of the Magic Faraway Tree.

Genting Trailblazer 2010 - Suanie down the slope Genting Trailblazer 2010 - the magic faraway tree
The easy parts!

We probably annoyed some people because we were rather noisy. Heh what to do, too excited mah. Actually I just tried to keep my spirit up the best way I know how: talk crap. When you have pseudo confidence, the real thing follows rather quickly. Trust me on this one! I believe it’s mega important because if you’re new to the whole thing, your morale takes a beating after a while. Kick Miss Negativity out the door as soon as you can; she has no place on your mind or in the jungle.

Take a breather, enjoy the sights and sounds as the jovial G.T. committee member kept reminding us. After every hurdle, tell yourself that it’s just the beginning (because it was!!!). Laugh and joke with your fellow participants, lend a hand or a leg or a bum if you see that they’re facing difficulties. Look out for the person in front and behind you; it’s not cool to kick them down to get ahead.

Genting Trailblazer 2010 - Beginning of obstacles route
The beginning of the obstacle course!

Most importantly, pick up after yourselves, you lazy bastards. We saw leftovers of shoes (because you were too cheap to buy a good All-Terrain pair), water bottles, PowerGel wraps… Hello, if you can bring them into the jungle, then you can bloody well bring them out right?

Throw rubbish everywhere like that, not shy one ar?

Genting Trailblazer 2010 - Down the obstacle slopes
After the slopes in the jungle, these babies are not a problem!

I wore tights and shorts on the outside. Great decision to double up for the bottom because of the sliding. My shorts ripped at the few final obstacles, how ironic? My pair of All-Terrain New Balance is intact and served me well. Should have worn thicker, longer socks. Gardening gloves was a handsaver, it allowed me to grab branches and other stuff easily without hesitation.

Genting Trailblazer 2010 - Cold water in trench
And the chilly water hits you like that…

I downed 500ml Gatorade and maybe 300ml water after that. Didn’t need water stations, not that we saw any for the most part in the jungle. Swallowed one pack of PowerGel, nasty stuff ewww. Didn’t really notice a difference, or perhaps it worked in the background. Only felt a bit hungry about an hour before the end.

Got out of the jungle, had to go through a route in the open air that is under the sun to reach the obstacles course. Mid-day sun is no fun! I’ve different skin tones now. Burnt a bit of my face too.

Genting Trailblazer 2010 - In the trench
“Is that an eel or are you just happy to see me?” Sorry, can’t resist!!

Obstacles courses: plenty of trenches filled with water, baby hills, things that you have climb above and over. Got thoroughly wet. Hit my toes against a rock when I jumped into the trench. Missed my footing, lost my balance and unceremoniously fell hard into the water as I was climbing over the ropes. Think I was grinning ‘cos you know, I’m crazy.

Lots of friends cheered us on by the sidelines, yeay! So it was mostly a fun-to-complete rather than racing-against-time thing.

And by the way, what was with the people who skipped the obstacles?? Why did you sign up for Genting Trailblazer for, then?

Genting Trailblazer 2010 - Alex, Suanie, Cynthia, Kevin finishers
Champions in our eyes!

1.10pm: Ran to the Finish line with Alex, yeay!! Actually I don’t really know what time we finished. Dzul just counted for us, so I guess it was 4 hours 20 mins? Honestly I thought we’d do better. You know, in under 4 hours. But whatever, YEAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Collected our Finisher medals, a thin and really cheap-looking piece of wood on a colourful band that looked like it cost RM2.00. Whatever, YEAY!!!!

Had fun and adventure with a GREAT partner, Alex and GREAT Bootcamp friends. YEAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Final unsorted notes:
All the Bootcamp in the world DID prepare me for Genting Trailblazer. Photos from Selva, Zairinator, Cynthia, Alex and Rozinah. Yes I’m in f- unbelievable pain now. Yes the pain will go away, I know that. No I’m not joining again next year, ask me again next year.

The most fantastic barbeque session @ Genting with BBQ Addicts!

Q: What’s great about having friends (ahem *Lance* ahem) whose passion is barbecue?
A: An almost impromptu weekend BBQ getaway at Genting, yeay!

After my 1st BBQ Addicts feast, I could never look at BBQ the same way again. Their stuff is just ten grades better than any BBQ I’ve ever had (except for Jaime’s mother’s lamb which is at the same level) and I sincerely feel that there’s no point to BBQ if not from/with the BBQ Addicts people.

So you can imagine how stoked I was about this trip, woohoo!

Mr. Cheang kindly put up a blue tent for us, then asked us to put up the second one. For adventure, he said. Horng was also quickly put to work. By the way, thank you for having us, Mr and Mrs Cheang! 🙂

BBQ Addicts - Work, work!
Not bad, these youngsters can put up a tent

Michael had some bacon vodka left and shared it with us. First time for everything, right? It’s not something I’d have again. Sure, it smells like bacon but I can’t take the grease (or the knowledge of). Super icky!

BBQ Addicts - Bacon Vodka
Horng was trying to describe the taste of the bacon vodka to Terence

Then the most fantastic BBQ session started!

BBQ Addicts - The Chef and the Hungry Zombies BBQ Addicts - Suanie and photo bombers

Grill Sergeant Lance and co made the MOST FANTASTIC CLAM CHOWDER EVER!!! Apparently he poured an entire bottle of white wine to the chowder, good job! He has shared the recipe with me in high hopes that I may recreate the MOST FANTASTIC CLAM CHOWDER EVER for myself. Unfortunately it’s still sitting in my Facebook Inbox, perhaps one day…

BBQ Addicts - best clam chowder in the world
This is what the MOST FANTASTIC CLAM CHOWDER EVER looks like

Appetisers: Shell pasta with bacon, yum! Roasted lamb, yum! Chicken (meh, chicken is chicken) with home made pesto (yum!). I think LL’s brother ‘home-made’ it, heh. Premium pigs in blankets, YUM! Tender asparagus wrapped in bacon, YUM!

BBQ Addicts - appetisers

Some stuff on the grill: pork ribs (always a winner) and rolling pins. The BBQ Addict’s rolling pin is chicken and bacon all wrapped together to create a culinary sensation that will delight your taste buds, leaving you craving for more more more! Next time when you place an order with BBQ Addicts, be sure to include a couple of rolling pins, okay?

What else… stuffed grilled tomatoes, lamb sausages (juicy and delicious!), more bacon with special sauce and French cut lamb rack, possibly one of the most delicious things I’d ever eaten.

BBQ Addicts - on the grill

More photos: Michael pretending to polish off the entire roasted lamb, more superlicious yummy rolling pins, Juicy Lucy patties about to be grilled and lamb racks. Juicy Lucy patties have lots of cheese inside them, so you can imagine how great they taste!

BBQ Addicts - assorted meat

Here’s Grill Sergeant Lance at work, and pointing to the maddening crowd.

BBQ Addicts - Grill Sergeant Lance BBQ Addicts - Leave some for Grill Sergeant Lance

Playing with his food:

BBQ Addicts - Lance and Michael playing with their food

The most dangerous French cut lamb rack you’d ever meat:

BBQ Addicts - Double O Lamb Rack

Dude wants 5 bucks for entry to the tent, Terence with his Juicy Lucy, Fireangel the bartender, me with my lamb:

BBQ Addicts - Tent guard, Terence, Fireangel, Suanie

Not forgetting the drunken push-up challenge, soundly won by Terence. I won’t go into what happened to Andrew after that, except to say that cheap Korean soju is a bad idea all around! Heheheheh…

BBQ Addicts - Terence and Andrew's challenge

I slept in the brown tent and woke up the next morning to this:

BBQ Addicts - outdoor tents

Awesome, awesome weekend 🙂

If you would like to purchase BBQ Addicts stuff, do check out their Facebook Group. Order from them and they will prepare, marinade and vacuum seal your goodies, all you have to do is to grill them yourself!

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Ryan and his conversations with Popo

Can I get away with another post on Ryan the Nephew? Of course I can! These are stories told by my Mom, who was looking after him for a few days when his folks were away.

Ryan and grandmother in 2006
Ryan and his Grandmother during his mohawk days

Popo: Would you like Popo to stay in KL or go back to Batu Pahat?
Ryan: I want Popo to stay in KL.
Popo: But Popo needs to go back. No one is looking after Gong Gong.
Ryan: But I want Popo in KL.
Popo: But sometimes some days, Popo must go back for a while.
Ryan: Then I will miss Popo.
Popo: You can always call me. I call you on the telephone too when I miss you.
Ryan: But that is a lot of money…

Ryan and his grandmother in 2006
Ryan and his Grandmother during his learning-to-eat-solids days

Before bedtime, my Mom threw him a pair of his pyjama.

Popo: Wear it yourself, you’re a big boy now.

After quite a while, she returned to the room to find that Ryan was still naked. So she helped him to get into his clothes.

Popo: Wear the pants yourself, okay??

She went to the bathroom. When she returned, Ryan was naked bottom half.

Popo: Aiyahhh why are you so lazy, why are you still not wearing your pants???
Ryan: Popo, will anything happen if I don’t wear anything?
Popo: What would happen? Nothing would happen, except you shame shame.
Ryan: Would I catch a cold?
Popo: Oh you’d probably catch a cold, so you’d better wear your pants fast!
Ryan: *beams happily* That means I don’t have to go to school, right? That means I can watch TV and play with (the boy next door), YEAYYY!!!!

Ryan in 2006
Ryan the Nephew in 2006

Sometimes it’s hard to imagine that all these came out from the baby in the picture.

Original Bootcamp: The ‘Prisoner Assault’ Circuit

Or at least I think that’s what it’s called. Could have asked Sergeant Faizal again seeing how he invented the circuit, but does it really matter? Heh.

The circuit was motivation for me to re-draw my Bootcamp stick people because I want to show you how crazy tough/ tiring (but fun) it was.

Two groups: Circuit (Sergeant Faizal and Sergeant Dharmen in charge) and Grinder (Corporal Hafiz in charge). The team doing the grinder had to continue doing the workout according to Corporal Hafiz’s pace (OUCH!) until the team doing the circuit completes it. Then switch.

Bootcamp Malaysia - Circuit Prisoner

The Grinder station was led by Corporal Hafiz, who was absolutely ruthless 🙁 Sure, he did the exercises with us most of the way, but who the heck can go up and down according to his pace?? *grumble grumble* 😛 We did lots of butt and thigh exercises, it was painful. Oh, the Delta and Seal had to do it with a sandbag in hand, more ouch!

As for The Circuit

Everyone gets a rifle. FYI, a Bootcamp rifle is a PVC pipe filled with sand. I swear they get heavier every time they refill the darn things.
At the store, there are tyres, jerry-cans filled with water, logs (as in wood) and metal chests, not sure what they’re really called.
The team must carry all these items with them throughout the circuit, along with their individual rifles each. E.g., one person can take one small tyre. But a metal chest requires 2 hands to carry it. That means it takes up 2 people (because of the individual rifles, remember?)

It’s all very human resource in a way.

Bootcamp Malaysia - Circuit Assault
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1st station: Starjumps with rifles at every line of cone. 12x for Rangers, 16x for Seals, 20x for Deltas.

2nd station: Run and Drop. This just means run to every line of cone and drop the ground, get up and run to the next line of cone and drop to the ground etc.

3rd station: Gorilla crawl. Imagine a gorilla crawling, then imagine people imitating the gorilla crawling. Yeap, that was us.

4th station: Starjumps with rifles, same as 1st station.

5th station: Slinky, sexy leopard crawl. Basically drop to the ground and shift your body (and rifle) towards the end of the station, using your arse and thighs to push you forward. This sucks major balls as I can’t do it very well. Also got attacked by lots of bugs in the grass and now I look as if I had the measles. But that’s secondary. My main gripe is that LEOPARD DON’T CRAWL LIKE THAT!!!

“In the circuit they do!” Sergeant Faizal responded to my outburst on Facebook.

Both teams had this circuit twice because there weren’t enough people to remove all the equipment from the store.

Good training for Genting Trailblazer though, seeing as how I’ve not done much myself. Much later when I was done with all the suffering, I thought that it was a rather good circuit and I enjoyed it very much. See, you never feel like this DURING workout. Appreciation as they say, is always belated.

I asked Sergeant Faizal how he cooked up something like this. He replied, “My inspiration was from Trailblazer, combat fitness tests and the prison rescue scene of any good war movie.” Wicked!

Sometimes it’s almost crazy to believe that these are the things that I enjoy doing.