Blogging about The Storm Warriors II reminded me of something that greatly gets on my nerves.
For as long as I can remember (which is not much), there has always been a KFC ad right before the movie starts. It is the most captivating ad on the cinema screen as it always makes me long for KFC to go with the movie. So I don’t understand why KFC pays so much money for the slot but doesn’t come up with mini KFC counters next to the GSC ones. The aroma would affect other cinema-goers? Fuck that shit. Am I given the option to object to people chomping through their popcorn and assorted snacks as if a volcano would erupt in the middle of the cinema hall if they stopped chomping and krunching with their mouths open?
That is besides the point. I want to talk about the KFC ad where the child tries to make the mother happy by helping her dad to prepare a home cooked meal. So she goes to the fridge to get the eggs. Then she walks over to the kitchen counter where her dad was staring at a cookbook, because you need to go through an entire thesis in order to make omelettes. By the time she reaches her dad, she has broken the entire pile of eggs. Her mother comes home and sees the mess. Then she takes them all out to KFC.
I know my mother reads my blog. She would agree with me that if I did that when I was a kid, I would have been punished. Be treated to a feast of KFC after all that mess? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAH RIGHT. HELLO WHICH PLANET ARE YOU FROM??? YOU WANT TO EAT KFC AR, YOU WANT TO EAT THE ROTAN FIRST OR NOT?!?!?!?!?