what would you say to jason mraz?
As you, my mother and most likely the 416 friends on my Facebook probably know, I am going to watch Jason Mraz perform at Stadium Negara this evening. Since I’ll be standing at a (hopefully) close distance to the stage, Reta suggested that I make banners for Jason Mraz. Knowing how utterly lazy I am (coupled with a strange desire to maintain the last shreds of my dignity), I am not likely to sit down doodling away at giant cardboards with a marker pen. Besides, I have the artistic talent of Bigfoot.
Nevertheless Reta got me thinking: if I were indeed to make cardboard banners to be madly waved about at the concert (no doubt designated to entice the man into spotting my banner = spotting me = hopelessly + irrevocably fall in love with me = whisk me away to his home = get married = an idyllic lifetime of sex, money and great songs… good thinking there, me and the rest of the world!), what would my banner say? What words do I have worthy of a poet, whose music and lyrics make my heart soar with inexplicable joy, whose quirky wit and humour shine through his work and photographs, whose loop sided smile brings me back to my Mark Owen days*?
Here’s my short list:
- I WANT TO BE YOUR RAW DIET
- YOU ROCK MY UTERUS
- PLEASE SNORE NEXT TO ME
- DONATE TO THE CREATION OF MY FIRST-BORN?
- THEY CALL ME MRS. MRAZ. I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER
- OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
I think you get the idea. I’ll spare you from the rest of my sordid list.
Well then. What would you say to him?
* Great example of one’s past coming back to haunt her. My only advice – be very selective of whom you wish to be a fan of.
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Mine says ‘I want to steal your hat’
Be my geek in pink 0_o
it does not get anymore succinct than om nom nom nom! i vote for that one
i have no idea.
you could recycle 1,2,3,4 & 6 (i’d go for 1).wah last pic is him ah? not bad wor
“PLEASE TRY OUR BAK KUT TEH”
Is he a ginger?
You might as well try: I’M INTO FIRECROTCH
It should say,” THE GIRL WHO TRIED TO MOLEST YOU THIS MORNING”, with an arrow pointing down at you. hahahaha
Fuh nice hair now let’s see the rest of it.
“I’m yours!”
tapi cliche like fuck
“YOU ARE THE FATHER OF MY UNBORN CHILD!”
wah lau eh………. how about “I’ll hunt u down till u marry me!”
hahahahahahahaah
woi, dont drive there ok, take the LRT… looks like it’s going to rain, u dont have flood insurance
reta: well, you tried! heh
ST: o_0
pinkpau: wonder if he’s geeky enough to understand it tho
horng: that’s your banner? heh
kim: yeah .. all photos from his blog
KY: he’s on a raw food diet
Z: brown , hahah
eyeris: great idea, that!
AT: works for a banner also
FA: i bet lots of ppl already did ‘i’m yours’ hah
LT: oh now only i remember
serve him Char Koay Theow!
I like the Mrs. Mraz one, but probably only because “I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER” sounds damn funny
“Hubby, let’s start mixing gene pools!”
Effin lame, I know :p
“I am not stalker! I love you!”
… or maybe not ;p
THEY CALL ME MRS. MRAZ. I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER
Haha… I like this. very straightforward!
so what did you end up using? i only saw one banner down in the crowd. was that you?
he was pretty cute dancing up on stage like that, huh? too bad i was far far away in the poor people’s sitting zone. =(
“JASON, I’M PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY”
OI MANA DIE JASON MRAZ REPORT!
“DONATE TO THE CREATION OF MY FIRST-BORN?” <- LMAO
JUZ write,
“I LOVE YOU, BUT DONT EVER MAKE ME PREGNANT”
“Jason, you’re gay? HAHAHAHAHA”
Ah,eh,ooi, I would never consider him the father of my grandson !!!
Ah Ben is better than him
will you write the story on how we stalked jason already? and link it to his blog with your picture AHAHHAHAH
how good is he live right?!?!?!! and his band is awesome too right?!!!??!!!!
did you faint?? did you squeal like a little girl? or were you stoned speechless????
did you ask him to nibble your ears?
calvin: don’t think he’d eat that
skyler: hahahaha imagine screaming it at him
leongsoon: oO jumping ahead!
julian: “I’m not a stalker, i’ll love you forever!” rhymes more
eiling: heahaehhae
lishun: i didn’t make any. all these are what-ifs. boy could he move his butt
FA: http://www.suanie.net/2009/03/10/my-rocket-cometh-aka-jason-mraz-in-kl/
FFI: look at what heather mills got
david: wtf
mamalim: be prepared
reta: yeah took a leaf out of your book hah
plastykcrayon: it was fanfuckingtastic
err i was cool hahhahaha
ahseng: no. but i’ll ask him to do that when i see him the next time sleeping next to me
Jason, would you mind turning on the air condition?