win tix to joey yap’s ‘feng shui & astrology 2009′ seminar!
Classical Feng Shui Master Joey Yap will be giving his annual talk on Feng Shui & Astrology for the year 2009. If you have no clue as to what Feng Shui is, go read the few articles posted on his website here. Else you can skip to the excellent copywriting work that I lifted off the promo page for the one-day seminar…
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Feng Shui & Astrology in the year of the Earth Ox
As we slide into 2009, challenges abound – food crises, price hikes, fuel shortage, and economic inflation are just some of what we must face.
But you can do something about it. Join Joey Yap for the Feng Shui and Astrology for 2009 Seminar to learn how you can flourish even when times are tough. Discover how you can use Feng Shui, Chinese Astrology, Face Reading, and Date Selection as potent tools to steer your life towards success and happiness, one step at a time.
Because in 2009, you’re not just trying to survive… you’re striving to THRIVE.
Date : January 17, 2009 (Saturday)
Time : 10:00 a.m – 5:00 p.m
Venue : KL Convention Centre – Plenary Hall, Kuala Lumpur
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So I have 10 pairs of tickets for this seminar to give away! Each ticket costs RM 128, and you can win 2 of them by entering my Feng Shui or Feng Shui-related haiku contest
For example…
Last year was so cham
Wonder what this year will bring?
Not mandarin ducks…
I’m sure you can do better than me! The best haikus win, and by best I mean the ones that make me smile or laugh. You should know by now that I am lame easily amused…
Contest ends 13 January 2009. You can post your entries in the comment section or e-mail them to me. Good luck!
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I had the best poem ever
this year is ox year
this year i hear joey yap speak
this year i prosper
Last year was so so
Dont know why also
If only I heard Joey yap ‘kong yeh so’
Last year I wont be a poor ‘ah so’
year of ox
think out the box
talk less kok
smoke less rokok
oh tahun lembu
ada keju dan susu
baunya elok ke?
tak nak beli
patung jed sungguh hodoh
mana ada ‘ong’
Ji Chou not Jay Chou
But for sure got groupies one
Joey Yap leng chai
joey yap i want
too bad in singapore d
what for write haiku
for baby making
north side turtle promotes
wise couple, though, f***s!
If oh eight’s a kid
And coming new year’s the dad
He will say “Bison!!!”
Haiku’s 5-7-5
some up there not haikus lah
result in facepalm
Suanie’s the bestest
Giving tix to the masses
I love Joey Yap!!
Joey giving tips
So put lips to Suanie’s butt
me want some tix what
this year is ox year
this year is the best year
this year is the winning year
this year is a shining year
what does it all mean?
New year is coming
But family is fuming
Too lazy for cleaning
So want some advising
That is why haiku-writing
Instead of working
No idea what I’m writing
So this haiku is ending
and before I get scolding
Only 1 more day!
Hope me gets to see Joey
Get tips see Jason
Haiku in three lines
They say it’s five-seven-five
This my first attempt
Bad bad year ahead
Pregnant and may go jobless
Not funny, I know…
Wanting this badly
For salvation through feng shui
Too hopeful am I?
Now to make you smile
I’d tell a joke but I’m lame
That makes us even?…
So I’ll say please please
Pretty please with yummy food
And beer with it…
so did anyone win?
yeap. i’ve sent the emails to the organiser
wow… i got it… thanks suan
Got it too! Thanks so much!
Cool! Tenkiu
Coolio!
Suanie, thx a lot!!