the dark knight. exclusive premiere tix by nokia. win it!

If the title sounds similar to that of FA’s, it’s because I can’t think properly and it’s only Monday. So don’t care lah, she didn’t copyright it also ๐Ÿ˜€



I am going to the premiere screening of The Dark Knight on the 15th July, thanks to Nokia (M) who likes me enough to include me in their event. Rather excited because I think this one will be badass!

Very happily, Nokia (M) likes me even more to give me TWO/ DUA/ LIANG GE movie tickets for my blog readers. So either one or two of you (depends if I’m giving out the tickets per pair or not) will get the good fortune to hang out with myself, KY, Fireangel, Ringo, ShaolinTiger, eyeris, David Lian and Kimberlycun at the premiere screening of The Dark Knight on the 15 July 2008 (Tuesday, 8.45 p.m.) at the GSC Signature cinema, The Gardens, Midvalley. We probably won’t talk to you much because the invite(s) include dinner at Paradiso, The Gardens, Midvalley at 7.30 p.m. as well as a chance to win a brand new Nokia N95 8GB for those who come dressed as any characters in Batman.

And now, for ze contest…

Truth to be told, I am rather sick of the ‘why and how Suanie rocks’ contests. I *know* I am awesome; I just don’t need any more validation of my awesomeness (until further notice).

So for a chance for you to win either ONE or TWO tickets (depends on how much I like you; it’s my contest after all) to the dinner + premiere + possible Nokia N95 8GB, here’s what you have to do:

Write a haiku on Batman/ The Joker/ the Batman series/ whatever related to Batman. FYI a haiku comprises of 3 lines; 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Jangan salah tafsir…

If your haiku is too awesome for words, you get the ticket(s). Contest deadline is 13 July 2008 (Sunday, 11.59 p.m.). E-mail me your entries, and please include your contact number. My decision is final, so please do not stop talking to me if you do not win.



  1. oi. not words lah! 5-7-5 syllables!!!

  2. lets see… according to suan’s little tutorial


    hahaha wtf.

  3. fa: argh.. blur.. amended, thanks ๐Ÿ˜›

    paul: don’t laff ๐Ÿ™

  4. oh, so its syllables.

    ok then.

    batman rocks my socks
    suan i want to watch batman
    give me kthxbai

  5. batman sucks my socks
    the joker is the good guy
    Cause he is so kewl.

    Batman eats goat balls
    The Joker will make him eat
    The poor goats lament ๐Ÿ™‚

    I liked Christian Bale
    When he was an American
    Psycho killing dude!

  6. me leh??? ๐Ÿ™

  7. suanieeeee i love youuuu (and im not drunk) ๐Ÿ˜›

  8. i fail la, eh and sorry for putting u in weird position last nite ๐Ÿ˜›

  9. zomg
    free tix and dinner
    must enter competition
    cannot resist one

  10. paultan: hehaeae

    dabs: hah! if you were here you’d win ๐Ÿ˜‰

    sotong: heh

    tock2: huh?? what are you talking about

    izad: z0mg salah concept

  11. I don’t give a shit about Batman,
    I don’t give a crap if Joker dies,
    I just want the ticket(s)!

    haiku is harder than i thought.

  12. I will be holiday-ing and watching Batman in SG instead. But will haiku because I CAN.

    Holiday with Suan
    ZOMG so much noodles
    I love umbrellas

    The rain keeps coming
    We walk through the crowded streets
    I see Bossini

    I miss the sun
    Woken up by the raindrops
    Where did summer go?

  13. nicole: heheh congratulations on your graduation! ๐Ÿ˜€

    noktah hitam : -_-”

    erna: hahaha have fun ๐Ÿ˜‰

  14. Suanie – You can always give my winning tickets to Sexy Sotong and Sexy Jaime. ๐Ÿ™‚
    [Provided you consider it a win even though I’m not there] ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. tickets are not transferable, bleh

  16. I’m not transfering them. They’re my dates for the evening. I’m just not turning up to ensure they do turn up, cause otherwise if I’m there it might scare them away! ๐Ÿ™‚

  17. yang can it be bilingual?

    suan hun i mizz you
    gua minat chris nolan
    so give me the tix!

  18. batman is awesome…
    but joker poo-sified him -__-
    give me the tics can?

  19. Dabido still best
    At writing batman haiku
    all the rest suck socks.

  20. dabs: doesn’t work that way ๐Ÿ˜›

    delia: keris nolan to make it 7!

    dreckker: la… try harder lah

    dabs: hah i’ve quite a few awesome entries sent to my e-mail

  21. You’re seeing Batman
    While I am in Singapore
    Hear my loud laments

    But what to do-lah
    The timing is very off
    Cannot reschedule

    Christian Bale is hot
    Joker will give me nightmares
    Hope popcorn is fresh

  22. Dabs haiku are best,
    Even better than the rest,
    Now a serial pest. ๐Ÿ™‚

    I think Sotong wrote that one. Wow! What a great Haiku. I think that one wins.
    Of course maybe this one form Jaime is better.

    Haiku from e-mail
    Is as stupid as the rest,
    Dabs is still the best.

    Well, I guess that sums up the feelings of the crowd. Wouldn’t want them to turn into an angry mob and burn down the cinema whilst everyone is watching batman. Oh wait, let me say that again.

    Batman plays on screen,
    Angry mob with fire and guns
    Burn the cinema

    How is that? I think that’s one of Jaime’s as well. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Now, do they win???? ๐Ÿ™‚

  23. huah very fun!

  24. joker likes to joke
    batman loves to be macho
    robin mou yeh chou

    (robin nothing do)

    ^_^ !!

  25. hahahaha damn funny all the haikus

    i vote for paul and izad!!

  26. In the dark of night
    Batman looks at boy Robin
    “You have nice ass lah”

    I want to go watch for free!
    I will go as Joker!*

    * Need to find purple suit leh ๐Ÿ™

  28. Batman & Robin so syok!
    I want to go premier syok syok!
    Suanie, let me go!

  29. joker die liao la
    batman movie rocket up

  30. Batman kiss Robin
    God knows what happen that night
    Robin lay an egg

  31. Batman and Robin…
    Crime fighting duo! Bam! Wham!

    Tim Burton the man!
    Made awesome Batman movies

    Joel did not understand,
    Batman forever bombed!

    Christopher Nolan…
    The new daddy of Batman.
    Fans worldwide rejoice,
    while true Transformer fans cry!

    Batman, The Dark Knight…
    Returns, on July fifteen,
    A must go premier,
    worldwide pants get creamed again!

  32. Bah, 3 lines >.< Mistake.

  33. Eh? I thought you suppose to email it to Suanie?

    Peter Parker is,
    Mary Jane Parker is his wife,
    And who’s The Dark Knight?

  34. ahahha…yeay banyak kawan esok. can i bum a ride with you tomorrow too? ๐Ÿ˜€

  35. you cant spell slaughter
    without a little laughter
    why so serious?

    a flip of a coin
    they say he makes his own luck
    and dies a hero

    the man in the mask
    is bravest to take it off
    and stand for whats right

    why do we fall son?
    to learn to pick ourselves up
    a fathers whisdom

    the voice of reason
    the footnote in your mean-time
    the scars will not fade

    trusting advisor
    a heros hero
    we burned the forest

    why is he running
    because we need to chase him
    the hero we need

    he rises in truth
    and stands in the face of doubt
    and hold his head high


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