dear samy…
Just want to tell you…
IT’S AN ACT OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
kthxbai.
Related Posts
- my favourite moment in 2008
- happy chinese new year 2009!
- dear blog spammers…
- A random funny thing
- monday’s busy beavers
If you enjoyed this post, please consider to leave a comment or subscribe to the feed and get future articles delivered to your feed reader.

This is one of those rare priceless moments when Malaysia truly ‘Boleh’.
LOL!
…and he’ll look for the person responsible…
hahahaha!
byebye samy!
AHahhaa
SUANIE I LOVE YOU HAHAHA
Indeed.
God will help people that help themselves
lmaoooo
no more toll price increase?!
LOL ! farking funny….wigs/toupee shop will now lose their best cust
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Good riddance!
It indeed is, no doubt! LoL…
hAHAHAHAH karma biting his ass now yay!
i think.
why think.
it happened.
*LULZ*
happy bday samy lol.
Touche!!
he should be out loooooong time!
wonder when he’s going to start leaking pulak. ;P
we should say: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMY!!!!”
bahahahahaha
best birthday present ever!
ROFLMAO!!!
Hehehehe… a fitting finale for the old fogey.
it really is.
I never did like that Sammy Hagar. Glad David Lee Roth is back in the band!!!
[Wonder how many people will comment on this comment correcting me as to who Sammy is?]
Hahaha… This message damn powderful
Kah kah kah… See how he likes his own fav quote thrown back at him…
dabs: lmao it wouldn’t be as funny now that it has to be explained
but for you…
check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samy_Vellu
and know that his favourite excuse for anything that went wrong; i.e. highway mishaps including but not limited to landslides.. was ‘it was an act of god’ w/o much empathy or an open mind to find out that hey, maybe they fucked up during construction (which was during his time, because he has been in power since the stone age)… well, he just got ousted
etc etc etc. too many things about dear ol’ samy to list , none that we’ll miss
ROLFMLOLFDOEOLDLJLKJJKLDJOKLDJ. ***Simon was carried away to Tanjung Rambutan, suspected case of Suaniehumorophlixia***
But Samy Berbulu say… he is not going to quit being MIC president! Wahhh.. talk about being shameless!WAHAHAHAHA!!!!
By the way… Samy Berbulu always say.. it is YAK of GOD! wahahahah!!!!
the new government should make samy vellu jokes a national heritage.
Dabido,
We are talking about Samy Davis Jr, not the former frontman of VH. Think Big Band, not rock band.
one of my favourite samyvelluism:
Samy said in a ceramah, “Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampong disini.” One pakcik asked, “Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?”
and Samy gloriously replied, “Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!”
years back he said sumthin like ‘remaja hari ini suka menghisap DADA’ WTF AHAHHAHAHW TFWTFWTF =__=’
I got an SMS today, saying a friend’s friend by the name of Samy Vellu who’s worked with the gov for 30 years+ is in need of a job. Anybody care to help him? ^^
AHAHAHHAHHA! omg best.
headlines:
Badawi to stay on as prime minister
subhead:
Samy would like to stay, too!
Quoting a (possibly fake) Samy quote:
Old Fogey – Oh, My ,mistake. I forgot about the Candy Man.
another samyvelluism, on saying how greatly ashamed he was:
“kemaluan saya amat besar”
lol
“kemaluan saya amat besarâ€
bwahahahahahahahaa…….
Kemalaun dia , really amat besar… wakakakakaka
Remember the poem he wrote for Badawi’s wedding to Jeanne?
‘From this day forward
You shall not walk alone.
Her heart will be your shelter,
And her arms will be your home.
A mountain needs a valley to be complete;
the valley does not make
the mountain less, but more;
and the valley is more a valley because
it has a mountain towering over it’
max: It was plagiarised, no?