stroke of genius
It’s the beginning of the new year. Not only it means you making a bunch of resolutions you would never keep (in this lifetime, let alone the following 12 months), you would also end up with calendars of all sorts and sizes. You know, those calendars that you would probably never use, let alone remember you have them until your annual spring cleaning the following year. I don’t hate them, but I wish that people would stop giving me yet another calendar because I would invariably bin it when I get home. My N95 is all the calendar that I need. Sorry.
Nevertheless, I came across a calendar this afternoon that I think is too awesome for words, that I must share it with you. Not only does this gesture reflects my generosity and willingness to share, it also perhaps permeates my sense of humour, which some may find too subtle or even non-existence, in which case I am most sorry to tell you that mayhap you are too thick to get anything. Nonetheless in my endless efforts at world domination, at which point when I am High Empress of All Living Beings, you will be wise to laugh at the most un-humorous one-liners I shall bequeath upon my loyal subjects. In the words of lolcatz, lolz.
Noobs. This was the calendar I chanced upon while clearing my office’s mail box:
Front
What a most useful calendar, listing the various emergency lines, phone numbers of assorted government departments (Bank Negara, Bkt Aman, Customs, EPF, Immigration, Income Tax, JPJ), local authorities (DBKL, MPAJ, MPK, MPPJ, MBSA, MPSJ) and utility companies (Alam Flora, Indah Water, SYABAS, Pos Malaysia, Telekom, Tenaga Malaysia).
And at the back…
Back
For when you run out of money to pay your phone bill.
I think it’s damn hilarious 
Maybe I’m just weird like that Now laugh, damn it!
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LoL! Loan sharks are the smartest people if I do say so myself. One Q: how does one qualify for a loan? Gotta have two hands, 10 fingers and 10 toes?
I’ve been trying to load the pictures of the calendar for hours and the stupid pictures wont’ load. Stupid computer.
I keep a ‘do not give’ list for Christmas, it was on a sheet of foolscap this year, next year I’m printing out copies and posting them to all and sundry well in advance. It goes without saying, as they say, that calendars are on the list.
Actually, there’s one kind of calendar I like but I never get and that’s the ‘page a day’ peel off type, like a giant block of postits. Some of them have cool or useful info or funny cartoons or whatnot, and they can be fun. My gf got me a ‘paper aeroplane’ one – you could fold up each day into a different kind of plane. Unfortunately I’m too fumble-fingered or something because I couldn’t get them to work
Also, I can’t help noticing how pleased you are with your N95… heh
It is a nice phone, I used to have one but eBay’d it for phat moolah when you could still get as much on eBay for them as they cost you in the first place… Hey, does the GPS work on yours? Do they have GPS in Malaysia?
//just kidding!!!!
On the other hand, those numbers in front are the ones to call if you can’t repay the loan-plus-interest. Genius squared.
LOL. The numbers in front reminds you that you need to call up the numbers at the back for some “blood infusion”.
LOL damn smart
hahahahahahahah…..cool calendar
Hahahahahaha!!!! I also want that calendar……..
davidlian: a permanent address where they can hound you should you fail to pay up? heh
dabs: opps it’s on my flickr anyway
doomlord: ah i know the pull-a-page-a-day type. my grandmother used to have that. very useful as a ‘plate’ for you to bin fish bones at the dining table
GS: see, they think of everything
z: i wonder if it’s some sort of sadistic play or what
notty gurl: sure, i can go collect at all mail boxes heh
Suan – is loading now. lol No worries.
Ahahaha… Great way to do business huh.. *LOL*