merry christmas, i have a gift for you!

Posted at December 24, 2007

Sigh, it seems as though we’d only just celebrated last year’s Christmas eve party yesterday. Going into a bit of rhetorics now, but once you hit 20, the years fly by before your eyes. I vaguely remember sitting at my desk in class wishing for Math lessons to be over. I was in Primary 4, and each of our lessons were 30 minutes long. These days 30 minutes feels like the RM 1 — it means shite!

But anyway, back to my public gift. I was thinking that my photo is all over the Internet (if anyone would care to look them up), why not put a big ass photo of myself wishing everyone a very, very Merry Christmas? All in the spirit of sharing, right?

So here we go…

Sexy Santarina

Aight, aight, halt the scoffs and words of abuse. True that ain’t me. I mean, are you kidding? I just whacked some char siew kai rice for lunch, then a Secret Recipe chocolate indulgence, then a tuna sandwich… and all that within 3 hours! And I have some pastries sitting in front of me silently screaming, ‘eat me eat me!’. I am never one to turn my back on plaintive wails. I shall take care of you, my little pastries, all in good time.

But don’t tell me you didn’t enjoy that photo.

Anyway, here’s my gift to you all, and I dub it the Worst Self-Made Christmas Card Ever.

Worst self-made Christmas card ever

You should be so lucky. Merry Christmas :)

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