who would you like to meet?
You know there are times when you have been asked this question, “Who would you like to meet?” More often than not, the answers would be assorted movie, music or business celebrities, ranging from [insert celebrity name here] to [insert celebrity name here]. Then you have the pragmatic but overly general lines such as, “someone who will make me happy”. Much easier said or written than done. If you are someone like FA, directions obtained from the finest crafted and most accurate lou pan would at most be vague.
But think about it: if say, you are face to face with Samuel L. Jackson, what would you say to him?
“Hi Mr. Jackson, so pleased to meet you, I am a huge huge fan.”
“O MAI GOAD I CUNT BELIF AI EM STANDING IN FRONT OAF EWE O MAI GOAD!”
“I want these motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane! Har har.”
Either way, Samuel L. Jackson would politely thank you and move on. What, that’s it? Yeah ‘cos you are not his wife, you are not his kids, you are not a studio producer asking him to star in movies, you are not representing any company who will make him richer via endorsement deals… in short, you are nobody worth him sucking up to. You are so nothing that emptiness rejects you.
Unfortunately it is a concept that most of us do not comprehend, or do not wish to comprehend. People refuse to believe that ALL celebrities, including those they so desire to meet are in fact selfish and only wish to make lots of money and move on with their lives. Does that sound like me and you? You bet it does. The only difference is that they make a hell lot more money than we would ever see in a few lifetimes and that makes their lives more interesting than ten midgets snow blowing in a wildly imaginative porn scene. Even that is mild by their standards. If I make $20 million for 3 months work, I would get 20 midgets and a horse.
Samuel L. Jackson doesn’t care about you. Donald Trump doesn’t care about you. My Chemical Romance don’t care about you. Gisele Bunchen doesn’t care about you. Oprah Winfrey doesn’t care about you. Tom Cruise doesn’t care about you. Hugh Jackson doesn’t care about you. Queen Elizabeth II doesn’t care about you. Tiger Woods doesn’t care about you. The tallest guy in the world who broke the Guinness World Records doesn’t care about you.
That is why family and close friends rock.
p/s: I am not emo at all. Nothing happened that got me writing this post. It is so random that I remembered I have a blog and proceeded to type away.
But you know I am right 
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yes, but the million dollar question is, does suanie care about you? and you? and you?
suan lansi me
Chen: Since I am not a celebrity, I can afford to care about people who care about me
how does that sound 
Paul: paul lansi me even more, so much more, times infinity and beyond
I WANT TO MEET SUANIE OMG SHE IS SO CELEBRITY IT MAKES ME WANT TO BE NOTHING SO THAT SHE CAN BE EMPTINESS AND REJECT ME!!!!
the person i really want to meet : myself.
i would like to meet you!
are you flattered now? *wink wink* xD
BUT U IS FEMES !
At the risk of being repeatative, you is femes and you care about us!
Also, it is Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackson is … who? Not someone femes I know.
Now, you need to compile the list of people who want to meet me and who I want to meet when I am in KL.
I would love to meet Vivian Hsu!!!
Wait… I already saw her in Mid Valley! Blaaaaaaeeeeehh!
SUANIE iS TEH femmessSSS
hmmmm, that is so true. sometimes it’s worth remembering that these famous ppl are humans too… they are only different cos they choose to do something that is out of the norm and is highly recognizable to ppl like us.
i’ve seen a fair share of celebrities in the past and while all my other colleagues / friends go goooogooooo gaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaa over those celebrities, i choose to look and admire from afar… the only time i went goo gooo gaaa gaaa over a male singer where i asked if i could hv a photo taken with him, his lansi-ness totally put me off… i stopped listening to his songs from that very day! haha…
i wanna meet suanie again. she is not fun.
she makes ppl feels fun being around her.
I wanna meet the Olsen twins and ask them for a threesome. If it fails, at least I would have a heck of a story.
Yeah…second that! I want to meet Suanie again. She’s so Femes…eh…I forgot to ask for autograph last time.
Yah… correct…… so, I can never understand why people would go line up, wait for hours in all sorts of shitty conditions just to see the people they admire.. Sigh….
And even worse.. especially here in Malaysia… politicians and duno what else also get that star celebrity treatment! WHY AH!?? HELL-OOOH! I BLADY PAY FOR THEIR SALARY AND THESE BUGGERS BETTER COME AND SUCK UP TO ME MAN and not the other way around! Now… I forgot one more category.. politicians and ministers’ wives and saudara-mara.. anak, cucu, cicit, son-in-laws, daughter-in-laws too! sigh… total madness!
hey speak for urself, they all care about me!
So … no one says they want to meet Dabido yet? lol
I come all the way there for autograph session and no one wants it!
celebs will only remember you if you give them good press. period. other than that, most of them are pretty much airheads.
eyeris: it’s all your fault
Shamyl: very zen-like answer
pinksterz: oh yeah!! I live at …
fa: noob
dabs: whoever hugh jackson is, he doesn’t care about you
SF: so that you can furnish your dreams?
KY: noob
maemee: I can understand if they are so beautiful to look at (i.e. Vanida Imran) but have to remember that she still doesn’t care lmao. i have done that before.. stopped listening just because someone was a jerk.
frostier: noob
vincent: ah well, you have a damn good reason then
davidlian: noob
Notty Gurl: hahhahaha famous by association!
geena: no they don’t!
mrs jeff buckley: why are you still mrs jeff buckley?
Suanie – Whom ever Hugh Jackson is, we don’t care about him either!!!
suanie, you are number 1! hahahah…
anyway, you made a good point there!