speedzone tour 2007/ win free tickets!
Yeay it’s the time of the year to bring sexy back and party to top tunes by top international DJs!
Just this March 2007, it was the Speedzone party for the F1. Now it’s the Motor GP season, and this time round Speedzone Tour is bringing you hot stuff like Matt Darey, Seb Fontaine, Gareth Emery, Princess Superstar and Joey G!
Being the lazy arse I am to come out with original content, here are excepts from the press release:
Come experience the ultimate party fever on 20 October 2007, at Zouk Kuala Lumpur. Catch the phenomenal DJ line-up, most of whom are making their debut appearances in Kuala Lumpur!
Zouk Mainroom: DJ Joey G of Channel [V] fame will get the party started and set the pace for UK’s favourite DJ Matt Darey, a chameleon of sound whose productions have been a major influence to the industry today. Next up is DJ Seb Fontaine who has made his mark since his residencies at CREAM and BBC Radio1. Last but not least presenting trance wonder boy Gareth Emery (ranked #34 in the DJ Mag Top 100 Poll), tipped by Paul van Dyk as the artist to breakthrough in 2007, who will take you to the finish line!
Velvet Underground: Presenting the one and only female DJ for the night, Princess Superstar who is renowned worldwide for her mash-ups between hip-hop, electro and rock. She has performed with N.E.R.D, Bjork, Z-Trip and KRS-1 and her remake of “Exceeder – Mason vs. Princess Superstar†debuted at #3 on the UK pop charts!
The Loft: Bounce to the funky house beats of GaryDJ, an accomplished DJ who has remixed tracks for the likes of Jamiroquai, Destiny’s Child and Maxwell, followed by a kaleidoscope of sounds delivered by DJ Jeremy Boon, resident DJ of Velvet Underground Singapore.
Terrace Bar: Chill out to Zouk resident DJs while taking a break from non-stop partying and try your skills at the party’s unique interactive zones.
FYI, Matt Darey is hot. I had his albums (legit, mind you) but I lost them 
SNIFFS they were presents too But he’s HOT and I might just make the trip downtown KL to catch him in action. Bearing in mind that this is a huge thing because I do not go clubbing anymore, and you guys know how I feel about some stuff 
Gareth Emery was ranked #34 in last year’s DJ Mag Top 100 Poll, and was tipped by Paul van Dyk as his artist to break though this year. That’s another reason to join the maddening crowd in Zouk KL next Saturday 20th October!
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So will you be there? You might as well just go, because I have some FREE tickets for you to party at Speedzone Tour 2007! 
Yes I know that the organisers of Speedzone Tour ‘07 are giving out 1000 free tickets to those who register at their website. I also happen to know that the tickets being given out there are almost gone, hence the generous people are giving me 7 pairs of tickets to give away at Suanie.net! Isn’t that awesome?
Unlike the Speedzone contest earlier this year, you will find this one a breeze to enter. To win a pair of tickets to the Speedzone party at Zouk KL this 20th October, all you have to do is to come up with…
A BRILLIANT MAD HAIKU.
Regular Suanie.net peps would know that I am a massive fan of MadHaiku.com. He is so brilliant that he makes me laugh everytime he bothers to update his blog So I thought up of this contest, and you just have to showcase your equal brilliance by coming up with a mad haiku, the theme is speed (as in acceleration, not the drug ). To give you an idea, here’s mine:
Cruising in a Merz
Going over the limit
Uh oh i see cops
Isn’t that almost brilliant? 
:P
Okay it’s crap. I’m sure you can do better. DAZZLE MEHHHHH
Some stuff to keep in mind:
1) Contest ends on 17th October 2007. That’s plenty of time for you to get thinking
2) Contest only those 21 years old and above only!
3) Please enter a valid e-mail address if you wish to participate in the contest so I can e-mail you if you win.
4) You can write down your haiku(s) in the comment form below, or e-mail me via my contact page.
5) All entries will be judged by ME! If you win, I’ll e-mail you a.s.a.p. to inform you how you could collect the tickets.
6) If you do not wish to participate in the contest, dazzle me anyway
Mwahs.
Tags: speedzone
I dowan go but humour you anyway.
Sun midway through sky
Rain clouds darken horizon
I need more coffee
Desk cluttered, paper
Refuse, litter, bone-dry pens
I find old toothbrush
Scratching head, haiku
This poem of mine does not rhyme
I still humour Suan
Red cherry blossoms
I don’t see any around
What, you think this Japan?
Haiku-ed but theme wrong
Wrack brain to find right context
Am surely crap poet
Swift as heavy rain
The screech of burning tires
Damn you Mat Rempit
A twist, a bad turn
Breaking barriers of speed
Along with your neck
You press pedal hard
Thank God for power steering
Please, service your brakes
Wah lau wei,
I jalan 90kmph only,
Datuk lesap duit kopi
I donno the rules to haiku-writing, so I hantam je lah.
Also, I dowan to go to Speedzone actually. Saja nak try.
Here Suan, for f**ks sake:
Crash, Bang
Looks like a bird
No, Mat Rempit
Does this count:
Clock ticking so loud
Deadline in three minutes
Psycho-writing mode
How about this?
Oooh, ahhh, pleasure
But gotta run honey
Continue when I get back
go fast go fast fast
yeayyyy screeeeech bump! ouch! w t f?
damn freaking speedbumps
buai laju laju
terjun dalam bakul
how la i ask you
speed on basikal
zoom zoom vrroom vrroom
speeding on my office chair
kring kring krong krong
running away from big brown bear
ding dong bell
trains rushing past
@#%$% in hell
i just missed the bus
And this I call ‘Woman - Nag’.
Faster finish your breakfastlar
Chew, mumble, chew
Don’t talk with your mouth full
And a tribute to our Angkasawan:
No countdown
A nation holds its collective breath
The good-looking one now safely in space
Supposed to finish a damn review
Writing haikus instead
Suan just gave me another way to procrastinate
Sigh… Why I always miss this kind of event? I’m crazy of MotoGP more than 20 years la!!!
why must be 21 and above!!! turning 19 a few days ago not enough for the speedzone ppl issit -___-
I get drunk.
I drive real fast.
Cops not laughing lah.
Thanks for the shoutout, Suanie!
tears taste salty
hingus more so
tiu server not found
name’s crunchyroll
google one must not
rehab looming
n95 in plum
me coo and caress
davidlian S.O.S
(just for fun)
“as suanie sees it”
I found myself here today
though across the world
[...] In the meantime, go wield the power of your imagination at my Haiku Contest Regardless of whether you want the tickets… hantam lah [...]
Work, deadlines and bosses.
Kids, wife and mistresses.
Why I dont own fast cars.
My phone display is gone
Call me if there’s anything
I am not able to read your SMSes
party midnight flower blossoming
work ever ending
silent is our joyous endeavour
website the fortune disclosure
discovery to the miracle time
ticket is prayed
=P
oops.. didnt read the theme.. doh
damn i’m late for the haiku… i rikes ah beng haikus…. sighs… nehmind.
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[...] Of course there’s a contest to go with it. But this one will be relatively easier, compared to the last Speedzone contest that I ran. [...]