i am 26 :)

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tigerjoe’s blog post suggestion

A blog post suggestion from my earlier post, Blogger’s Block, suggested by tigerjoe.

Most everyone who knows me, knows that I am a beer person, rather than say, a liquor person. Unless it is Baileys Irish Cream, or a nicely mixed LIT.

Ryan posing with a LIT
Even Ryan approves!

But beer still rox my sox. Nothing like malted barley, hops and yeast fermented with water served chilled after a long working day. I gained appreciation for a nice cold beer from Jaime, and have since struck it out on my own :D

In all honesty, I am far from a beer connoisseur. I only know what I like and what I do not like, and more often than not, stick to the familiar. This beer is good, yum! This beer is not good, boo! This beer is so-so.. okay… This beer makes me want to strip naked and play ping pong balls z0mg!

And that is how I rate beer.

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Why is i-Beer better than e-Beer? Well if you are on Facebook, there is this application called ‘Top Friends’, where you can send virtual drinks to whoever you choose. I have like, over 100 assorted drinks sent to me. But they are all virtual drinks, and those people who sent me those drinks are probably way too cheap to buy me a beer in real life.

Cheap bastards. I shall i-Beer your e-Beer!

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There is no art and science of flatulence. iFart, and you should too.

erna’s blog post suggestion

A blog post suggestion from my earlier post, Blogger’s Block, suggested by Erna.

I think it’s a getting-older thing. The older I get, the less inclined I am to get angry with natural born morons and idiots. But once a while I get unreasonably pissed off, but only when reminded. For example, when I joined the Facebook group “I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head”. Then whenever I access my Facebook account (which is very frequently) and I see the group name, I am reminded of how much I get pissy with people who take their own sweet time walking ever so slowly and hogging the walkway.

This phenomenon is prevalent in Malaysia, where we are blessed (or cursed, depending on how you see it) with one too many shopping malls in town. During the weekends, these shopping malls would be visited by one too many people, a lot of them being out-of-towners visiting the city, doing some shopping with their big families. This particular group of people makes me want to revive Saddam Hussein using my superawesome powers then bomb him to oblivion, rinse and repeat. They make me want to take Britney’s kids away and laugh manically at her, then yank out her silly hair extensions. In fact, they make me want to have hardcore sex with Tommy Lee and contract herpes. Anything, ANYTHING would be more pleasurable than being stuck behind people who walk too damn slowly.

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Last year, my eldest sister got married. It was lovely. My brother-in-law treats my mom better than I do. Paiseh sometimes :P

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When I was in primary and high school, I used to hate Septembers with a vengeance. This was brought on by the sad fact that there were no, in fact ZERO public or school holidays during the month of September, and it used to depress me till no end.

September is also my birthday month (I am guessing that Erna has this in mind already before asking me to write about it ;) ). Me and my two twin sisters were born in the month of September. Kudos to my mom for the good timing. If she had delayed giving birth to me for a couple of days, I would have ended up being a Leo rather than a Virgo.

And all that means absolutely nothing to me. Lol.

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For my birthday I greatly want $1 million bucks. If that is unattainable, I wish for world peace. Because I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because.. uhmmmm some people out there in their nation don’t have maps and do not know that they should stick their army and guns in their own countries and uh… I believe that their education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, their education over there in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us, by being able to obtain a goddamn map in the first place.

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I am not a vegetarian because I have been brought over to the dark side of William’s evil mission to take over the world by serving incredibly insane amount of food on a single plate.

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If I ever had to leave Malaysia, the one thing I would miss most is the… you guessed it, food. Where the fuck else can you get a hot piping nasi lemak at the ungodly hour of 4 a.m. (Darus in Uptown)?

Friends? What friends?

Ouch :P

ky is so great

A blog post suggestion from my earlier post, Blogger’s Block, suggested by KY.

KY is so great that he makes the stupidest faces and NOT scare away children.

KY is so great

KY is so great that he makes the beach his bitch.

KY is so great - at the beach

KY is so great because he gets to hang out with me, who is greater :D

KY is so great - with Suanie

KY is so great. I like KY because he is so great.

blogger’s block

For real.

I do have stuff to write about, but they are scheduled for later dates.

In the meantime, please help this blogger out by suggesting topics for her to blog about. As a ‘thank you’ for helping me think, I promise to blog about every suggested topic*.

I am really, really drowning here. Save A Blogger? Kthx :D

*within reason, lmao!