will the blogger receiving rm100k a month please stand up?
Sometimes you can’t ignore the news, especially when the news is standing naked in front of you bouncing its ginormous titties and slapping its own fleshy ass singing a horribly off-rendition of ‘Ave Maria’. So much so that I created a new category for things that make me laugh, aptly titled ‘LMAO!’.
The ex-Menteri Besar of Selangor, currently the UMNO Information Chief Tan Sri Muhammad Muhd Taib was reported saying,
Pengendali dan penulis blog dibiaya organisasi luar negara hingga mencecah RM100,000 sebulan, kata Ketua Penerangan Umno, Tan Sri Muhammad Muhd Taib.Beliau berkata, organisasi berkenaan menaja mereka dan membenarkan laman mereka menyiarkan pelbagai perkara sensitif oleh penulis blog tempatan dan luar negara.
“Kita tidak boleh memandang rendah kerana mereka ini golongan profesional dan kerajaan perlu kaedah khas untuk menangani masalah kemunculan laman blog yang menular seperti wabak penyakit,” katanya. [Berita Harian]
Bloggers are being funded by a foreign organisation for as much as RM100,000 a month, said Umno information chief Mat Taib.
He said the organisation sponsored these bloggers and allowed their websites to broadcast all manner of sensitive issues written by local and foreign bloggers.
“We cannot take this lightly as these bloggers comprise professionals, and the government needs a special mechanism to address the emergence of blogs, which are spreading like an epidemic,” he said. [English translation from Aisehman.org]
Will the blogger(s) funded by a foreign organisation receiving more than RM100k a month (’mencecah’ means over, kan?) please stand up? Just so you can tell us how you did it, and how we all can do the same. Saves me from slaving away in a 9-5.
Information chief mah… his information must be correct lor liddat…
Actually was going to write more on this, but then realised that I have better things to do, like work. Maybe that’s why I am not the one receiving the RM100k. Bummer of all damn bummers.
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Shhhhhhssss, don’t tell MT the funder name. Otherwise, all Malaysia MLM/trust funds will close shop because all their down line/agents turn blogging.
Stock market will take a dive since blogging are safer to make more money. Yes, blogger worlds domination. wakakakakakak.
i’m stil seated down.
Our politicians are…damn bodoh. But then it seems we like electing clowns. Must be for their entertainment value.
babe, i once got this chain email from janice regarding the academic background of the ministers in this country. aiyo… made me break a sweat thinking about malaysia being in the hands of a bunch of men with a collective intellect of a… well. you paham kan. muacks
Yea right, how many people in this world make RM100k monthly, and how many more will give it to a blogger? It’s because of menteris like this that Malaysia remains, as ever, truly BODOH.
ok ok, it’s me. i admit it. i was paid by the CIA to blog. 100K per month, yeah. Please head over to my blog to check me out. *wink
*puts hand up*
Durex & Superstar KTV have a co-sponsorship arrangement with me.
I wish.
RM100k a month?
Is Mat Taib pulling facts out of his ass?
Where’s the proof?
The only epidemic round here is the lack of common sense and learning how to use it by the ministers!
moo_t: hmmm i never thought it that way before , but now you got me thinking.. heh! it would be bye LB herro blogging!
lulu: me too. my ass is beginning to hurt
erna: that’s what i tell everyone !
delia: heh some people belajar ke menara gading also not that smart wor
leongsoon: RM100k a month is only less than USD30k. Sure can!
michaelooi: I knew the big ass satellite installed at the back of your garden must have something to do with it!
tigerjoe: that’s a multi-billion contract we are talking about!
iesneK: I would love to see the proof also mah
Pft… mega noob…
mencecah = up to…
so not over yet.. i think they dont understand the word “blogger” la… really..
I would love to stand up and shake my bon bon on this but..I’m not the one.
cmos: no one to pwn him tho
arifah: oO heh looks like my information is just as skewed
TOM: MEE TOOOOOO!
I thought mencecah is equivalent to breaking a surface or summat, so don’t they mean more than 100k?
Ah well. I wish lah, got so much money. No need to study anymore. Just because their bribes mencecah 100k-1mil doesn’t mean it works online as well. Or is this an indirect offer to bribe opinionated bloggers to stfu?
I must become a Malaysian blogger … that’s RM100,000 a month … times twelve! Instant Millionaire!!!!! Only takes a year!
As Shaggy would say…
It wasn’t me!
If really can I quit my job now!
wah. cibai, you mean all of us don’t have to work to afford our maitais and so on? will the …information…minister also like to inform us where the application forms are?
i think mencecah means touching or close to.
Can anyone be kind enought to tell me/teach me how to earn this much from blogging? I shall be forever gratefull to that person!!! He!He!Have a nice day!
Mencecah means dipping.
Noobs.
ooo err….
so now blogging is a wabak izzit? LMAO. I
muahahaha… what the fucking hell is he talking about? i almost want to believe to him for that..well almost.. i dont think any Malaysian blogger would have that determination, ideas and even motivation to do it for a long time.. i only believe that a blogger like LiewCF who blogs about things that people actually wanted to read would be in that category.. anyway i would love someday be in that category myself, hopefully..
Chen: dono, need a dictionary for that. no idea where i kept my kamus dewan bahasa. i would love for them to bribe me leh!! i am open to bribes, come bribe me with RM100k!
dabs: you need to start writing about the goverment though, and get the australian government to fund you! go call john howard or something
Kenny: i’d be a pro blogger!
lainie: green forms to the left
lmf: no friggin’ idea
horny angmoh: everyone also want to know la
azmeen: hehh
izad: wabak penyakit yang kian merebak
ruki: erm, i may be wrong, but i strongly don’t think that lcf gets rm100k a month. just because i know
100k from blogging ? potentially possible but practically…? I know some Malaysian bloggers claim to make that much or marginally less than 100k per month. Most of them are selling courses on how to make money by blogging. Well, not much credibility in their claim, in that case I suppose.
Why don’t the government just open a “www.kritik.malaysia.com” site? Let everybody join with their blogs, forum, cartoons etc. Let it be a space, a pure hot pan. All uncertainties can be played to the full. “No pain, no gain”. Let it be fun, with people hitting around everywhere, rather than taking it seriously into court! Just join them, learn, adapt and change if one has to. Why all the FEAR of having the government nab anyone? if it’s open, I’m sure rational people will give their piece of mind too to the benefit of everyone. Why hide and cover up and use ISA on commoners, though they be profesionals? Just call them ‘professional nuts’ who don’t know what is good for their country…blah, blah blah….know what I mean?
RM 100,000? Even if the currency was Indonesian Rupiah ( janganlah marah kawan kita di sebelah Selat Melaka, main2 saja ) ex-menteri Besar obviously hasn’t a clue about cyberspace.
I’m lucky if I break even every month i.e the Google Adsense ads on my website pays for my cost of webhosting.
For now what he says might be taken as gospel but that day is changing as more and more Malaysians are heading to the net for their news.