I have a stuffed toy rat named Wally. It was birthed in the factories of IKEA, I have had it since 2005 and I love it.
The morning after I came back from Singapore, I was waiting to take Ryan the nephew to play school. I spotted my rat in the living room, and took it upstairs. It’s mine, isn’t it?
Well, not according to the nephew! He saw me take Wally and WAILED. Apparently when I was away, the rat morphed to become his property. “Babyshu”, he claimed. Which means, baby’s ‘lau shu’, Chinese for rat.
I chatted with my sister and she told me that Ryan was lugging the rat around. “He loves it,” she said.
So yesterday I was minding Ryan for a bit, and I convinced him to return the rat to me. It was easy, actually — just force him to choose between cartoons or rat, milk or rat, going out or rat.
This morning while chatting with my sister:
Me: Hehehe I got my rat back!
Sis: Oh no wonder when I asked him where was the rat, he looked so sad.
Heheh. I don’t need the rat. It’s just funny to rile the kid up.
hahaha! Suanie le Aunty so notty. Ryan so kiut.
I actually think Ross is okay. I can’t stand the three morons in the morning, especially Serena C
tsk tsk. bullying small kid.
I can’t tell you how much I hate any particular DJ because whenever I am forced to listen to radio stations, I flip through them one by one until i find one that is playing music. Can’t stand all that chatter. heh
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Suanie,
I’ve just started reading your blog and love the way you write.
I can’t help but agree with you 110 % about Ross aka Roslan and his pseudo Brit accent! oh puhlease!
Like your friend Vincent, I also cannot stand Serena C and Ika (esp her witche’s cackle she passes off as a laugh)
Geez!
Keep up the good writing. It’s surely entertaining reading you! More entertaining than watching telly!
Cheers,
Smokey
aiyo… kesian ryan!
i don’t like ross cuz he was the emcee at the first showcase i’ve ever been to and he didn’t throw any prizes at me eventhough i was jumping up and down like any other tween at her first boyband showcase. bleh.
having said that…am a total sucker for brit accents. so.
Cruel Aunty Suanie… poor Ryan…
On accents…. I don’t like fake accents. Any fake accent is bad. period.
I reckon if i could speak the way gizoogle converts text, I’d be a DJ. Like fo’shizzle~
Poor Ryan.
You’re SUCH a meanie beanie!!! But yeah, i oso do tht to annoy the hell outta my kid sister. And i cant STANDDDDD Serena C. I dont listen to the radio anymore. Period.
can I have the rat ? hrhehehe.
Here’s an idea – Ratatouille is coming to cinemas in August. Babyshu Can Cook!