ross and rats
Nothing pisses me off more than having to wait on hold, then the background thing playing is Ross yapping away in his pseudo UK wannabe accent.
I’m sure he is a nice guy and all that, I JUST CAN’T STAND HIS VOICE ON THE RADIO Z0MG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
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If you’ve been reading this blog regularly since 2005, you may remember the two Ikea rats that starred in my animal pr0n production. Wally is still with me. I gave one rat to Kim for her birthday, and kept the other one.
The morning after I came back from Singapore, I was waiting to take Ryan to play school. I spotted my rat in the living room, and took it up. Ryan saw me and WAILED. Apparently sometime during the couple of days that I was away, the rat became his. “Babyshu”, he claimed.
Next day I was chatting with my sis on Gtalk for a bit, and she told me that Ryan was lugging the rat around. “He loves it,” she said.
So yesterday I was minding Ryan for a bit, and I convinced him to return the rat to me. It was easy, actually — just force him to choose between cartoons or rat, milk or rat, going out or rat.
This morning while chatting with sis:
Me: Hehehe I got my rat back!
Sis: Oh no wonder when I asked him where was the rat, he looked so sad.
Saja lah. I don’t need the rat. It’s just funny to rile the kid up.
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hahaha! Suanie le Aunty so notty. Ryan so kiut.
So cruel la you.
lol bad auntie!
I actually think Ross is okay. I can’t stand the three morons in the morning, especially Serena C
tsk tsk. bullying small kid.
I can’t tell you how much I hate any particular DJ because whenever I am forced to listen to radio stations, I flip through them one by one until i find one that is playing music. Can’t stand all that chatter. heh
child abuse
Suanie,
I’ve just started reading your blog and love the way you write.
I can’t help but agree with you 110 % about Ross aka Roslan and his pseudo Brit accent! oh puhlease!
Like your friend Vincent, I also cannot stand Serena C and Ika (esp her witche’s cackle she passes off as a laugh)
Geez!
Keep up the good writing. It’s surely entertaining reading you! More entertaining than watching telly!
Cheers,
Smokey
aiyo… kesian ryan!
i don’t like ross cuz he was the emcee at the first showcase i’ve ever been to and he didn’t throw any prizes at me eventhough i was jumping up and down like any other tween at her first boyband showcase. bleh.
having said that…am a total sucker for brit accents. so.
Cruel Aunty Suanie… poor Ryan…
On accents…. I don’t like fake accents. Any fake accent is bad. period.
I reckon if i could speak the way gizoogle converts text, I’d be a DJ. Like fo’shizzle~
Poor Ryan.
You’re SUCH a meanie beanie!!! But yeah, i oso do tht to annoy the hell outta my kid sister. And i cant STANDDDDD Serena C. I dont listen to the radio anymore. Period.
can I have the rat ? hrhehehe.
Here’s an idea – Ratatouille is coming to cinemas in August. Babyshu Can Cook!