weekend report, sort of
Uhhh… why is it Monday already?! Why can’t we have 5-day weekends and 2-day work days?! I Heh I love my job, but I think it’s more fun to just sleep all the time…
It was a bit of a blah weekend, because mom took Ryan back to BP and I was kinda bored shitless. The little tyke has become such a big part of my life, that it feels weird not to have him knocking at my door at all hours of the day (and night), screaming ‘AH YI AH YI AH YI’, then wailing when I deliberately ignore him, heheh. Then when I try to make amends later, he would ignore me. I’m glad my sister had the foresight to give birth to my future entertainment.
Another Ryan thing is that he gets insanely jealous whenever I touch ‘his properties’. For example, his mom AND my mom. I love to do that just to rile him up. One time we were hanging out at the porch and I hugged his mom, then called his attention. He sulked, took one of his mom’s heels and threw it down the ground hard as a sign of protest. Then last week I hugged my mom in front of him, so he sulked and smacked my mom. Apparently in the Ryan world, it was HER fault that SHE allowed these hugs by another person to happen.
I am always the back-up plan, unless I have the Cars DVD in my possession.
Oh well, I think the kid’s funny as heck.
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Went for the Estee Lauder Model Search finals with FA on Sunday at MV. The 10 girls were very young, slim, with great legs. The girl I was rooting for didn’t even make it to the top 3. Can’t remember her name, but her face was a bit manly, and she wore a skimpy gold dress that showed her outline when she stood on the floor light. She had the most awesome ass I’d ever seen in real life… She didn’t win, but oh well.
I’d conveniently forgotten to bring along the memory stick for my camera, and only shot some pix using FA’s camera. Didn’t take much also; didn’t feel like it. Sundays in a major shopping complex with so many people around bug me. Maybe FA will upload the photos, but knowing her, it will probably take forever.
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Val’s leaving for Perth this weekend. I won’t be able to see her off because I’d be in Singapore. Oh well… had dinner with her and some fuglys (well, she’s hot so everyone around her are fuglies, me included) on Saturday.
Btw Val had a photoshoot with Mr Potatoe some time back. I think they were beautiful photos, and she is very photogenic and she looked gorgeous. You can view the set here, and be sure to check out Mr Potatoe’s other photos as well; he takes good photos.
In the meantime, here’s a photo of Val ( without make-up and all the glitz ) and Ryan ( when he was much younger and more manageable )…
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Speaking of Perth, say hi to Buckie.
Buckie’s from Perth ( right up your alley, Dabs! ), he was tourist-ing in KL last week and I took him to Sg Wang to buy some stuff for his friend’s kid. Which turned out to be a giant Winnie The Pooh soft toy with a heart in the middle that says ‘Happy Birthday’ being sold at a ridiculous price ( much cheaper for him ). Things you do to please kids these days …
Anyway the salesgirl was giggling and asked me in Cantonese ( to which I replied in very broken Cantonese because that’s what I do ):
Salesgirl: This guy your boyfriend ar?
Me: Huh no.
Salesgirl: Hehehe very handsome hor!!
Me: Hahaha lengjai ar? You take lah!
Salesgirl: Hehehehhehehe no lah, I can’t speak English.
Then at Starbucks later that night, the female barista was giggling and asked me in Malay:
Barista: This one your boyfriend ar?
Me: Huh no.
Barista: Hehehehe VERY HANDSOME HOR!!!
Me: Hahahaha handsome? You take lah!!
Barista: HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
I think it was funny.
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Sah terbukti.
Suan is the anti-SPG.
>>Me: Hahahaha handsome? You take lah!!
Um..he IS kinda cute
IMHO, when girls say a man “handsome” openly, they actually saying “sexy” in their mind.
i wonder when you say ’sexy’ is it like men when they say a girl is cute…does he actually mean ‘yeah, i can definitely sleep with her’ ?
he’s cute. but me hubby cuter muahhahahahahaha
‘Uhhh… why is it Monday already?!’
Go to sleep, it’ll all be over tomorrow!!!
‘Why can’t we have 5-day weekends and 2-day work days?’
I do some weeks.
‘I think it’s more fun to just sleep all the time…’
I used to sleep all the time, but I got tired of it and had to take a nap to rest it off.
’screaming ‘AH YI AH YI AH YI’, then wailing when I deliberately ignore him,’
You must be in training to be a mom.
‘he gets insanely jealous whenever I touch ‘his properties’.’
I used to know some guys at school like that … only problem is, mos of the girls they considered their property were often not theirs at all. They just thought they were.
On another thought, I can see a police officer questioning him with a dolly in the future going, ‘Show us where she touched your property’.
‘The 10 girls were very young, slim, with great legs’
You forgot to get one for me, didn’t you!
‘She had the most awesome ass I’d ever seen in real life’
What, no photo!???? Please, take photo for us guys next time!!!!
‘. Maybe FA will upload the photos, but knowing her, it will probably take forever.’
Only forever? FA must be in a rush to post those ones! That’s half the time of most of her posts!
‘Val’s leaving for Perth this weekend.’
Is she meeting up with bloggers whilst she is here? Cause we’d have to get everyone together for BUBBLE TEA!!! or something!
‘right up your alley, Dabs! ‘
Why do I feel paranoid when people talk about other men being up my alley????
‘Salesgirl: Hehehe very handsome hor!!’
Please, don’t call us Perth boys whores!!
‘Salesgirl: Hehehehhehehe no lah, I can’t speak English.’
Ptttthh! She’s a defeatist. Everyone knows from hollywood movies that you con’t need to speak the same language. Just need to understand the language of Luuuuuv! [Yes, please lower the tone of your voice when you get to the 'lanuage of luuuuv' part]
‘Barista: Hehehehe VERY HANDSOME HOR!!!’
Darn! Another one calling us Perth boys a whore!!! Do they think we charge for it??? No, we give it away for freee!!!
‘Me: Hahahaha handsome? You take lah!!
Barista: HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111′
What does that mean? Hehehehee?? Yes or no???? The poor guy probably couldn’t get a GF the entire time he was there, cause everytime he asked a girl out they’d either reply that they couldn’t speak English or just giggle at him!!!
Good thing I wasnt’ there. They’d probal say something like:
Salesgirl: Hehehehe! Very short fat hor!
Barista: Hehehee! VERY SHORT FAT HOR!!!
That’d just make my day!!!! Grrrr!
“you take ahh”
hahahahahhaa. suan oh suan.