it’s friday, so…
Ask me anything. I’ll answer every question I get. Bloggers’ honour[1].
………..
[1] which doesn’t really say much, but someone’s gotta bring integrity back to blogging[2], eh? Heh… 
[2] which in reality is not going to be me, but yes, I will still answer every question I get.
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q1: what’s your real name?
q2: what do you think about the current malaysia?
q3: what’s your favorite phrase?
ps: answer q2 in an email.
thank you
what is your house address and telephone number
When are you going to be a boob slut?
do u hv fireangel’s address & phone number?
TEN QUESTIONS:
1. Whose boobs are bigger, yours or mine?
2. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck?
3. Who would you prefer to have sex with, Rocky or Bullwinkle [why?]?
4. If I was a carpenter, would you marry me anyway? [No, that's not a marriage proposal, it's a song].
5. Who moved my cheese?
6. How many chickens need to be killed to make Chicken Soup for the soul?
7. Who would win in a nude jelly wrestling contest, Nsync or Back Street Boys?
8. What sort of person throws a shoe?
9. Who should I marry and why?
10. Do Gentlemen prefer blonds?
[Just ask me if you need any more!]
Nor Ismat: 1) High Priestess of Blogdom, Suanie … 2) the shape looks good… 3) what the fuck
anonymouse: Starbucks, Centrepoint , 2729927
paul: when my hands get std
9: yes
Dabs:
1) MINE
a shoe thrower
2) is he hungry?
3) bullwinkle. moose have sex
4) depends. are you jesus?
5) i suspect KY did. he’s greedy that way
6) i suppose who need to define someone’s soul. e.g. mother teresa, she doesn’t need any chickens, and all the chickens in the world can’t save hitler
7) BSB. they seem tougher . actually u should have put in Take That as one of the options, and they would have won. Just take yourself back to their first ever music video
9) kylie minogue. she’s australian, she’s hot and she can support you for the rest of your life
10) i have an increasingly nasty suspicion that they do
Just because I’m random like that …
1. Was there ever a spoon ?
2. If x = (-5), y = (2), a = (12), b = c and c = (x) + (3) – (y / a). What is the square root of (c) x (b) ?
3. What is the sum of all fears ?
4. Who is the kewtest ever ?
5. Who didnt kill Kenny ?
6. Who broke the sixthseal ?
sponge:
1. THEREISNOSPOONOMGNOOB
2. 42
3. the square root of (c) x (b) if x = (-5), y = (2), a = (12), b = c and c = (x) + (3) – (y / a)
4. you. the kewteness of spongefox compels me to answer his questions!
5. kenny… sia? lmao i don’t think satan killed kenny. he’s soft like that
6. drugs and rehab, rinse and repeat
why no real update today! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111one
FA – You are one to talk about UPDATES! UPDATE ALready!!!!!1111oneoneone! Your admiring fans are waiting!!!!
Suanie – 2) Yes, he is a hungry woodchuck
4) No, I’m not Jesus. That would be blasphemous to claim I am he. [Hmm, me gramma bad just got !]
I should rephrase 9) to ‘Who am I going to marry?’ as though you or anyone else would know! lol You’re like the Oracle at Delphi, so I’m expecting an obscure answer to that one.
Do you have Kylie’s number?
I doubt Kylie would want to marry me. Besides, I’m not really into blonds … unless Vicky Zhao Wei was in a blond wig!
Any cute female bloggers I should know about?
Hey, here is an interesting question. Any bloggers you know who have crushes on other bloggers?
I know you wouldn’t be able to name them, but would be interesting to know the NUMBER of bloggers …
Hmmmm … I didn’t number any of them questions … here is a supplimentary ten:
1. Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
2. If we started a deep fried Penguin franchise, what would you market them as?
3. Who WOULD you marry if you could marry ANYONE in the world [and they couldn't say no]?
4. You get given three airline tickets to ANY CITY in the world. Which three cities do you chose?
5. Who are the horniest bloggers you know [one male, one female]?
6. How soon is now?
7. Am I in love? [That's another song title] and if so, Who am I in love with?
8. Do you really want to hurt me?
9. What’s the story morning glory?
10. I wanna know, have you ever seen rain, comin’ down on a sunny day?
[Yes, probably to many song titles in that one and not enough book or movie titles!]
What would be your first legislation for your loyal alco supporters once you are prime minister!
Suanie, you’re cool. Can I say that??
FA: cos i am taking a leaf out of your book
Dabs: You are going to marry a petite woman with jet black hair and slit eyes and skin like cream. she will have a 24 inch waist, 36D tits, and she is blessed with an arse that will make you happy all night long.
I do not have kylie’s number. you shouldn’t know any cute female bloggers. i don’t know any bloggers who have crushes on other bloggers because no one ever tells me anything
given my superb analytic powers and observation skills, let’s say that there are 100,000 bloggers in this country = 120,000 bloggers secretly having a crush on each other. 10,000 would not admit that they are bloggers, and 10,000 would not admit that they exist.
i feel like Sylvia Browne.
1) hopefully between Sylvester the cat and Coyote. I hate that stupig dog
yes please
2) Experience the Penguin Dance!! (those who watched March of the Penguin will know what I meant)
3) artie lange
4) Rio, Amsterdam, Galicia in Spain
5) tigerjoe and.. there’s this chick who blogs about her sex life. can’t recall her nick or url
6) yesterday
7) how the fuck should i know? lol
9) once upon a time, teh end
10) yes. this is malaysia, it happens all the time
iesnek: alcohol sold at cost price. they can make their money via advertisements or what not, i don’t care. and nationwide free booze every 1st and 15th of every month, limited to 6 straight hours of drinking per person. you lot won’t be able to survive anyway, BWAHAHHAAH!
suertes: of course! even better, make it your daily mantra
if you could smack anyone who would it be?
Hee hee…
ULTIMATE QUESTION :
Which came first… the chicken or the egg???
I’m expecting an answer… please and thank you…
‘You are going to marry a petite woman with jet black hair and slit eyes and skin like cream.’
Do you have her phone number? lol
7) I don’t know how you’d know. They’re just song titles! lol
Another Ten Questions:
1. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
2. Guess who’s coming to dinner?
3. Can white men jump?
4. Who’s your daddy? [And what does that friggin' mean anyway?]
5. They Shoot Horses, don’t they?
6. Will love tear us apart , again?
7. If I fall alseep, will Freddie get me?
8. Does the Devil really wear Prada?
9. How many Linux Geeks have root privaledge on Paris Hiltons computer?
10. What are you dong at home on a FRIDAY NIGHT? Don’t you have a life!? lol
Roti Canai – The egg came first. Eggs were around before Chickens were. In fact,a long time before chickens were. Just ask any dinosaur!!!
1. what is the meaning of life?
2. how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
3.which is better? giving or receiving?
reta: rosmah. just because. hehehehehhee
roti canai: The chicken. Why? Answer here
Dabs: No, I don’t have her number, sorry
1) hiding from you
No. it’s Chanel
2) yo mama?
3) no
4) it means who ownz u. or it could be a legit question of who is your father, in which case i’ll have to answer, yes he has a name, no i am not writing it here
5) why not
6) tragically yes
7) not unless you smear talcum powder all over ya
9) 42
10) i was listening to howard stern. no i dont have a life. kthx
tomato69:
1) to be merry
2) 42
3) receiving. why give when you can take?
Thank you…
My life is complete…
what’s that you’re drinking in the title pic?
Just how awesome do you think I am?
If I gave you a Sybian, would you use it? How often would you use it? Would you blog about it?
1. what’s your most embarrassing experience ever?
2. santa’s been a good boy. what are you gonna give him for christmas?
3. if you had a pet stegosaurus, what would you name it and why?
4. what was your childhood ambition?
5. what’s the best song in the world?
=)
Do you want any more questions?
No really, do you want any more question?
I’m not joking, do you want any more questions?
[Okay, I'll stop now .. I was going to write it ten times ... but even I got bored after three!]
Do you think I’m too sexy?
**I’ll buy u a Hoegaarden if you say I am… heck I’m buy ya half a dozen if u do… ^_^
I just have one question: Will you be too busy at the end of July?
will you come to my wedding?
roti canai: you are welcome
simon: brewerkz’s golden ale ( in singapore )
vincent: on a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the most awesome? 100
Paul: of course! that thing ain’t cheap you know
i’d use it everyday and should i migrate to other countries, change my name and identity, will definitely blog about it
lishun:
1) plenty! but the one i can think of right now is probably the self-assumption that you are a female + very young = automatically desirable to every tom dick and harry that walks on the face of the earth. this was when i was 17 or 18 btw
2) a gremlin. everyone should have a gremlin
3) Tilly. It’s a cute name for a cute dino. Imagine the hilarity when Tilly goes out ravaging the world ( though not consuming any because Tilly’s a herbivore ) and everyone is freakin’ scared out of their pants at this humongous terror coming at them, and then out you come calling, “tilly, come to heel tilly”. i think that’s funny
4) to be a housewife. this is not made up. i got shit from my teacher for that. standard 1 i think
5) right now? Satellite Party’s AWESOME. AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dabs: not really unless they are mind-blowingly interesting. not really unless they are mind-blowingly interesting. not really unless they are mind-blowingly interesting.
cmos: YES A HUNDRED TIMES ! now where’s my beer, bitch
tigerjoe: are we expecting a return of the tigerjoe? if yes, then i am not busy at all! beer, good times and stories galore!
vagus: am i invited? yes! I’ll even bring a hot stud just to show that i can! never mind if i have to rent him by the hour
suanie : Nyaaaahaha… okie okie… will do so when I drop down KL soon… ^_^
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Okay, TEN Mind blowingly interesting questions.
1. What would be your greatest challenge in life?
2. How do you think you will over come it?
3. Is peace at any cost worth it?
4a. Can time run backwards?
4b. Sdrawkcab nur emit nac?
5. Are we really made of stars?
6. Can we e-mail other space domains?
7. What’s the most mind-blowingly sexiest thing ever said to you?
8. Is the Universe possibly a recursive manifold bending in on itself making it possible to travel great distances with the right knowledge?
9. Is SPAVING [not a spelling mistake], worth it in the long run?
10. Is it true that sometimes one is forced to consider the possibility that affairs are being conducted in a manner which, all things being considered and making all possible allowances is, not to put too fine a point on it, perhaps not entirely straightforward?
Tell me if they’re not mind blowing enough.
dragonfish: thanks
dabs:
1.to emerge from my current hibernation
2.hard working and motivation
3.no
4.a) no, (b) indeed
5.no
6.no
7.i feel comfortable with you
8.no
9.yes
10. no