chen: it is a very emo meme. you mean i am not usually emo? but i emo all the time. i am suanmo.

dabs: if thereÂ’s a fire at the back of the plane when you are on the plane and the plane is really sky high, then it is normal assumption that everyone in the plane will die. i do tell ryan that i love him, but i donÂ’t think he understands that

vincent: har? is there a thing such as sky bomba that will get to your plane before it hempas and everyone dies? Lol

alynna: heh emo mah

mad: i am a paragon of practicality

Your answer is brilliant! Sad, but brilliant.

Got fire call la Bomba!

Look into my eyes, into my eyes, not around my eyes, into my eyes. You are now feeling very sleepy. You will wake up when I click my fingers. When you wake up, you will believe you have just witnessed the worlds greatest hypnotic act ever.
*sits down and reads a book*

‘The second last time must have been when I was on the road.’

Yeah, being run over all the time hurts!

’she will know how to handle my unfortunate death with my family, and I also want her to tell Ryan how much I love him.’

No one said you were going to die! Chen just said there was a fire at the back of the plane. I’ve seen Memphis Belle, those planes catch fire all the time without going down!

Oh no, they’ve shot down Mother and Country.

Fuel gauge is shot. How long can we fly on one engine?
I don’t know. I guess we’ll find out.

On a different subject; Why don’t you PHONE RYAN NOW and tell him you love him!!!! Chicken!!!

‘my mother suggested that my corpse be burnt like how they do Kenny Rogers chicken’

And people wonder why I’m a vegetarain! Suanie d’Jour!?
Suanlent Green anyone?

‘You are unfaithful to your boyfriend/girlfriend.’

I’m confused. Which one were you unfaithful to, the BF or the GF? And does the GF know about the BF and vis-a-versa ??? I mean, isn’t it being unfaithful having one of each already?
Are you going to tell them both about having only a month to live?
I’m sure they’ll forgive you if they knew about that!

‘No. I suck.’

Suddenly I sense a movement in the force, as though a million love starved guys cheered in the hope of … oh, forget it! I’m not going there!

‘Does love = sex?
Theoretically, no. ‘

And in practice too. I mean, who the heck is getting any sex?

‘Telling someone that I don’t love them back’

Oh, telling them is easy, just repeat after me, ‘I don’t love your back, it’s all hairy like a mountain gorilla!’
There, now you know how to do it, it’s easy!

‘What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up?’

Oxygen. [No contest!]

‘I know the exact thing I would change, but I’m not telling’

Oh come on, tell us. I’ll try to write something witty after I stop lauging!

‘No one. If something bad should happen, then it should only happen to me only.’

Oh, as if something would bad would happen to Superman or Spiderman!!!!!
Besides, who said the person outside means you harm. I’ve seen Rocky Horror, and the two people who ARRIVE on the dark and stormy night are the ones who need to fear!
Maybe you need to ask the question as ‘Who would that person outside WISH they had to protect them!”

‘Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
If I knew how to do it properly, yes. ‘

Oh good, I’ll remember that. I still don’t own a home!

‘I think kids should be better behaved and have respect for those older than them’

Yes, all you young whipper snappers need to respect my authority!!!!

‘I’ve been through true love with guaranteed heart break ( I think ), and I will do it again.’

Ptttth! Forget true love, take the money!!!

‘I wish I have unlimited wishes that would come true.’

So, not the unlimited box of tim tams! Besides I’m sure I’ve read and watched enough morality plays about being careful what you wish for.

i would beg teh great suanie to pimp my blog, but my recent posts are all very… un-noteworthy, so wouldn’t want to gain 4 secs fame and lose it 4ever. so, yes, please don’t link me. for now.

kim: heheheh

paul: YEAHHHHHHHH BABEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh