monday’s apathy

It would have been a hoot to begin and end this post with a ‘I don’t care’, but unfortunately I have some stuff to say — not that I really give a shit about them.

Deanna Yusoff’s french-kissing scene. Big news over the weekend. Apparently scandalicious. WHO THE FUCK CARES?!? *Someone* sent me the video many days before it was brought to the limelight, I saw it on YouTube, it was not a very good kissing scene. She looked stiff, the guy actor looked stiff, the whole thing was very kekok and unnatural, I wouldn’t pay RM 10 to watch that in the cinema ( though I wouldn’t have to, seeing that it is all over the Internet ).

My 21-month old nephew kisses better than that. The ‘couple’ caught by a cam in the Putrajaya lift kissed better than that.

So really, who fucking cares? Not me; I am just blogging.

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John Mayer + Jessica Simpson. On, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off bla bla bla.

No one cares.

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American Idol is Jordin Sparks.

Who gives a shit?

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Anwar showing his true colours/ being the way he’s always been.

Do you care? I don’t.

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Insert your own apathy here.

Comments

  1. pr0n? did someone mention deana yusoff pr0n? hehehehe…. :p

  2. I used to want Deanna Yusof. Not anymore. Not after that dead-fish kiss.

  3. xpyre: french kissing, not a good one at that.

    thatjames: i thought she sounded good in a couple of songs. don’t think acting is her best ability either lmao

  4. She’s a good karter though. Go-Kart.

  5. OH yeah forgot to mention… Manchester United coming/ not coming to Malaysia..

    FUCKING HELL NO ONE CARESSSSSSSSS OMG

  6. Suanie, if MU coming to Malaysia, than Bolehland will be AFU. Anyway, who’s care, it is AFU anyway.

    Just open any Bolehland mainstream media, I can give you 100 who cares. ;)

    - RM22K fine on RM1.80 Milo, who cares. Those shopping malls food court DONE it for decades.

    - Contact lens solution recall, who cares about the paper news. AMO make announcement on 25 May, and our paper only hit the news on 28 May. One must be damn f*cking lucky to get Acanthamoeba infection just because delay on annoucement.

  7. Jordin Sparks – woohoo! give her a year or two, and you’d find yourself inevitably humming to her songs! let her lose some of her baby fats, and she could pose for FHM!!! hehehehe

    Jessica Simpson and John Mayer – they were together? on and off?! I didn’t know this. Jessica, honey, you f#ckin’ two-timer!

  8. er. I’m sorry for rousing annoyance, but what true colors did Anwar show? What’d he do?

    And I refuse to believe John Mayer dumped Jessica Simpson because she’s fat. He probably dumped her because she mistook tuna for chicken one time too many.

  9. ‘She looked stiff, the guy actor looked stiff’

    Most guys are easy to make stiff. I thought all girls knew that! *RUNS*

    ‘Insert your own apathy here.’

    Nah, I can’t be bothered!

  10. moo_t: seriously, what is AFU? yeah today’s headlines suck. was waiting for my nescafe ais, browsed through all the papers (in languages I could understand) and there was nothing worth my interest today. either it’s monday or it’s the degeneration of reporting. maybe it’s me. but i doubt it.

    adrian: NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo after doolitle got booted , i just don’t give a shit anymore

    chen: rainbows! go read some socio political blogs lor :P jessica simpson’s problem is not that she may or may not be fat, but whether she may or may not have a brain… :P

    dabs: ahhhh classic!

  11. i like doolittle. in fact i get goosebumps when she sings. but to put it mildly, she is NOT PRESENTABLE. people dont like to see Patrick Ewing singing. that’s what killed her.

  12. Doolittle can do the Milli Vannilli thing. Heh.

  13. Miss Japan is Miss Universe .

    Meh :p

  14. adrian: basically what went wrong with our society lah. that’s why i hate mtv

    thatjames: bwahahahah noneck :P

    iesnek: who cares? ;)

  15. Iesnek – Miss Universe is unfair. Like, we don’t invite any other planets in the Universe to compete. Talk abotu FIXED! :-)

  16. oh i dunno dabs, some of the candidates look like aliens from outer space to me. ROFL

  17. what you want to do with her kissing action, it is just normal and take it easy, whats our rights to involve in this? its her privacy and her boyfriend………..even normal people doing greater than celebrities………..

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