things you learn from living with a baby
1. Boundaries
Never let a baby armed with a pen draw anything on your bed, even if you’d supplied him with a writing pad with many many pages. Somehow the pen would find a way to leave its mark on your bed sheet.
2. Extravagance
Until they reach a certain age, do not insert coins into the kiddie ride. They seem happy enough to play in a non-moving kiddie ride. Once you put in RM1, they would try their best to scramble out and run away.
3. Overestimation
If you are going to take a toddler that weighs more than 10kg out for more than a couple of hours, it is more than advisable to bring the stroller. Unless you are Sazali Samad.
4. Life lessons
Start ‘em young.
5. Cultivate friendships
Make sure you get him to be friends with YOUR friends. That way, when you bring him out and need to concentrate on your dinner or go to the loo or whatever, your friends will be willing to look after him for a while.
Never hurt to have more friends 
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What beer is he drinking? You should’ve influenced him to consume Belgian beer, or Kilkenny. He’ll be a spiritual connoisseur in no time!
I also want to ride pony with Fireangel. Waaa…
ThatJames – You want to ride the pony? What sort of sicko are you! The rest of us want to ride Fir… um … er … someone else you mentioned. I better not say! lol
Suanie – Good advice. Glad to see Fireangel has someone her own size to play with!
Um … er … I just got banned from http://www.fireangel.com, didn’t I?! *RUNS*
[Not that I'm that much taller ... but ... you know, the joke was just waiting to happen!]
Teach him to drink a real drink, like scotch or straight vodka!!!
Those kiddy rides are a waste of money. I get in them, put in my coin and they hardly move at all … in fact, soem of them break under the weight! What a waste!!
Fuyoh! Suanie yau zor.
Dabido, dirty bugger.
My Grandpa used to take me on those kiddie rides when I was small. He would put coin after coin after coin and when it was time for dinner, he would take home, and tell everybody how I enjoyed my rides.
Fact is, he never attempted to carry me OFF those rides. He thought I was enjoying myself because I didn’t make noise!
Well, I heard that from Mum
I loved riding in this firetruck ride in Penang when I was three.
Gallivanter: Carlsberg if I was not mistaken. Photo for illustration purposes only, in case anyone wants to accuse me of child abuse
thatjames: perv
Dabs: bigger perv
Dr Tan: not mine? Lol
pelf: you were scared, right? Hahahah howold were you?
suertes: i think that’s about the right age to be able to enjoy the rides
Hee hee!
*RUNS*
honestly… i come hear to look at pics of FA. :p
do not ask him to kiss a guy!
eh peetee, why cannot kiss a guy??? *sharpens cleaver*
my godson!!!! so kiut. (L)
9: she has her own blog full of photos what
Paul: LMAOOOOOOOOO i will chronicle that the next time! video!
chen: to be more specific, do not kiss paul, heh!
pinky: proud leh
is that your nephew or son? =) really cute! So chubby!
Princess Shin: My nephew lah heh
wah… FA as always is hawt!