imagine this…
You and your friends are at a club, having a jolly good time trying to intoxicate the birthday girl the best you can. There is a bottle of whiskey being shared around the table. Drink drink drink, happy happy happy.
Soon it is time for another bottle, so your friend order and pay for the second bottle, the cost to be shared with you. Sort of like doing your bit for the drink drink happy happy part. It’s okay, you like doing your bit.
Then a guy whom you met only once joins the party and he brought a friend with him. Okay drink, happy, drink, happy.
But his friend keeps drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking, and within 30 minutes finishes the entire bottle which still had half of its content the last you checked.
You get pissy because that is not sharing; that is drinking the entire content of the bottle by your fucking self, leaving nothing for other people. But the two guys gets (obviously) happy and goes off to dance near the DJ booth.
So you and your friend decides to collect money from the two guys as it is only fair that they pay for their share. And it was a huge chunk of share too. But you and your friend decides to collect only RM50 from each of the two guys.
When the guy whom you only met once comes back, his friend is nowhere to be seen. The following conversation ensues:
Guy: We are going to make a move soon, got to work tomorrow.
You: Oh okay. Hey I’m a gonna collect RM50 from you and your friend, for your share of the bottle
Guy: Oh okay, I don’t have any money with me now, I’m going to ask my friend to pay first
You: Oh okay.
He proceeds to take out his mobile phone and dials a number. You assume that he is calling his friend to pass him the moolah to you before they take off. Then apparently the loud music hinders his ability to hear the person on the other line. So he gets up, makes a hand gesture to you indicating that he is going to take the call outside because it is too noisy inside, and proceeds to fuck off.
And never comes back.
…
Dude, that was quite a dumb thing to do, especially when you have told people your name, where you work, the nature of your job, and given out your mobile number. And running away, risking future gatherings all for what, RM100??
Next time if you and your friend wants to clear the bar, do it on your own expense account. Fucking freeloaders…
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tonite, they shall drink in HELL!!
hahahahahaha… wah, nowadays, still got such thing in the world eh?
Wahai saudari Suanie,
Teach me how to handle those leechers?!@#?? I have encountered dozens of them. If you prohibit them to join, it will just make you look stingy and bad but on the other hand, being nice to these vermits don’t even get us any karma points let alone collecting our money back…
Hai~Apalah dah terjadi pada dunia today?…
Aku adalah aku,
Jamil Bond
What a pariah. No money don’t drink lar.
That is why you need a list, blacklisted fuckers in your mind. You don’t really need to care about what a person you meet once in a blue moon think…
oooh who the fuck is the bastard? lets pm!
bleargh.
malulah kawan…
THEY WERE GUYS?!???????????????????????/
oh my god…these people are so bloody hilarious…running off like that…
such a bastard child! i hope he reads this n realises what a douchebag he is.
aiyoh, drinking bad for health lah
spiller: LMAO!
zewt: apparently yes
Jamil Bond: yeah it’s a matter of principle, as self-righteous as it sounds. I am learning to ask directly lor, instead of keeping everything inside. i’m sure you will have your own methods as well lah, if not you would be a very broke man by now
Paul: indeed
beefstew: so now we know lor.
kim: heheh ok
FA:
puxape: indeed
michelle: yeap
Andrew: quite what-the-fuck-ing
sirbutteroll: hahah
ky: once a while can
just say the name and url if there is any.
freeloaders must die!
What are they doing drinking your bottle of scotch anyway? Why didn’t they buy their own drinks to begin with? Darn RUDE if you ask me.
I went through a similar experience with an Engineering Student at Uni, where he sat there letting everyone shout [shout = buy drinks] and then when it was his turn he claimed he had no money and was going home. His excuse was no one forced us to buy him drinks, therefore he didn’t owe us any.
[And I just point out, the rest of the group were Engineers as well, just so no one thinks badly of Engineers. They have enough social problems from not taking baths without people needing to know that one of them is a tight wad!]
hey suanie, pm me also. next time i am out drinking i will watch out for them.
love you babe.
Just the same thing happened to me at karaoke the other week. A bunch of us were having a good time, until some friend of a friend decides to join in the fun midway through the evening. Just before all the drinks are gone, these 2 fellas made a quick exit saying that they’ve got to meet some other people somewhere. Didn’t even get to collect their share of the expenses and also wiped out 3 jugs of beer in a span of 1.5 hours. Real f…ers.
I feel for you ….. trust me, I feel the pain when all of us (6 ppl) ended up paying RM20 more for those 2 slimeballs.
You’d be suprised at the cheapskates you meet at clubs these days. That’s why I prefer pubs – buy your own Guinness. No sharing, sharing nonsense. Heh. Or maybe I’m too old for the clubbing scene.
woiii damn rude weiii.. hope the fuckers read this entry of yours heh baru padan their mukas.
btw suan, after reading ur entry on the estee lauder prods, i am now a proud owner of estee lauder makeup remover, facial cleanser and mask (plus some freebies the kind beautician gave me tehee) i am also slotted for a free facial this sat woohoo!! after one use can feel the difference oredi, so terrer one!! now THAT’s the difference between a rm10 cleanser and a rm90 cleanser.
anyhoo thanks for recommending it babe!
forget the PM stuff.. just expose the bloody number and name here
who who who
we 80% female bloggers bitch slap ‘em =P
Don’t drink. Drinking is bad for you.
See how upset you got until have to vent in your blog?
stupe: hahah nah, don’t know if he reads blogs
Dabs: we were sharing drinks from one bottle. we wouldn’t have minded so much if it was actually shared, you know, but they, or rather his friend guzzled up the rest of the whiskey.
anonemouse: sure
Ano: yeah, like damn sakit hati because you really don’t want to pay for this kind of peps, yah. if it’s someone i know, i wouldn’t mind. but then.. ah well…
anttyk: man, it has been ages since i stepped into a club…
oxymoron: oOooo estee lauder convert!!
you are welcome!
myhorng: bwahahahhahaha
reta: pissed about t.a. ?
eastmsian: i don’t do it every day
Where was Andre The Giant when you needed him?
That’s HOW it goes! Fcking fckers!
Now I felt even more guilty! FFFCCCCCCKKKKKK!
Shouldn’t have invited HIM! He was freeloading his arse as well, right? When u said 2 guys, including him?
Unbelievable! Still got ppl like this!! OMG!
Flackz said he snapped those fckers in one of the pics! Did he? Which one?
I HOPE he turned up in one of the drinking sessions one of these days! Well, maybe he fcking won’t… but just hope so! Grrr!
Lemme know if we got him in one of the pics! Me so gonna post his fcking face in my blog!
p/s: Again Suan… me so sorry liow!
Pokku: seems like you like Andre more than I do
F: Pls don’t feel bad lor.. not your fault in anyway AT ALL.
It just boggles my mind lah, is he gg to turn up for future gatherings, lmao
Freeloaders! Let me at him, let me at him! *ROLLS SLEEVES*
Drinking should be with friends only.
No (Not as much) hassle about them paying their own share.
If you see this happening again, spike their drinks then dump them at a gay bar
Or did Dr Mahathir “gays are evil” Mohamed outlaw gay bars? Anyway…
Now, here is the thing – you have all the info needed to run a hate campaign to shame them into a) coughing up and/or b) making sure they aren’t welcome anywhere again but then, you end up being the miserly **** who has to hunt down every last bar bill. What’s a poor gal to do?
Btw, how many whiskies did you neck? I’m good for ten before I’ll puke on your shoes
Hope you can do better 
I’ve encountered such people before. When asked for his share, he’d bitch something like “Hey, I didn’t drink that much. Why should I pay?”. Sure… he didn’t drink that much, but he did pour SHITLOADS of our booze to some stray girls whom he was trying to desperately pick up (and failed). What a fucking jerk.
Gallivanter: ooO violence, so hot
iesnek: sometimes you meet new people to become new friends mah
Lord: I can take 10 and a bit more
michaelooi: wah that’s too much. one of ur colleagues?
i hate freeloaders oso!!!! p.s. the first comment made me laugh
Yes. Freeloaders. One a dozen. Too many of them everywhere, but hey? What can we do.
I know lah, some so called friends love to freeload what they can, when they can. Your story almost reminds me of people who only call you when they need you. But before they ask you for a favour, they butter you up with nice comments and friendly talk.
Ugh. Those type, I put on my list forever.