suanie exposed: lying through my keyboard
You know, I think the Visit Malaysia Cyber Campaign (VMCC) is a load of bull. Fuck, I think the whole Visit Malaysia Year 19/20__ is stupid and a waste of good money.
Actually the idea is awesome. Come see Malaysia, right? Give us your money, why don’t you? God knows how badly we need it.
But more often than not, some genius would think of some brilliant idea to create an amazingly stupid, time, money and resource consuming project that has more or less zero returns. Repeat this every Visit Malaysia year.
And as usual, the downfall of most mega projects in Malaysia is caused by lack of planning, brought on by greed and selfishness to want to look good without consulting people who do not have huge personal monetary invest in the projects. No foresight. Cannot plan one. Don’t even know the existence of the word.
Take the Eye on Malaysia for example. I think it’s stupid. Not only is it stupid, it is brilliantly dumb-assed that I wonder what the fuck the Tourism Ministry was thinking when they hastened to have the EOM built. Erm… millions of ringgit spent, what do you mean they weren’t?
I have been on the EOM. I have been to KL Tower. I have been to the Skybridge at Petronas Twin Towers. While it does not make me an expert on many things, I think it makes me qualified to tell you which one offers the best view of the city. It is definitely not the EOM — heck, you could get a better view on a postcard.
While we are at it, why not take a jibe at the Works Ministry? Did they watch the first and final episode of The Amazing Race Asia? For all the money the government pumped in to the producers to promote VMY 2007, it was damn blah to have the cameras show stretches of roads being repaired and covered with the ugly red and white plastic blocks. It was like, Malaysia is an entire city under construction. I don’t care that the show was shot last year — it was aired this year and it looked bad for us. That’s our scenery for you. Malu.
If I had my way, I’d let the Sawarak Tourism peps take over Tengku Adnan’s job. At least THEY seem to know what THEY are doing.
But again, what do I know, right?
I am a blogger…
I am a female…
And apparently that makes me a liar…
And unemployed…
Dumb fucks.
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SUANIE FOR PRESIDENT!
SUANIE FOR PRESIDENT!
SUANIE FOR PRESIDENT!
No. That would make me employed and I would have to undergo gender op.
VM 2007 was a good way to get a lot of $$ diverted from government coffers to minister’s wallets.
You should find out how experienced the girl who is in charge of running VM 2007 in London is – v.s. WHO she is.
Then you’d REALLY have something to blog about.
EOM = retarded
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This was probably the Tourism Board brainstorming meeting which resulted with it being built:
Tourism Dude 1: Let’s build something so that people will see that Malaysia is fun (Read:can’t be taken seriously) and establish a carnival atmosphere for tourists!
Tourism Dude 2: WOW LET”S MAKE A GIANT FERRIS WHEEL!!!11one
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I foresee a building in the shape of ketupat to signify it’s raya mood all year for the next VM!
Maybe they were drunk and decided to throw darts at a board one night… and it landed on a pic of a ferris wheel?
Seriously agree with you, Suanie, the EOM and all the other projects are a fracking embarrassment to us. Maybe they took some lessons from Borat, hmmm? After all, no one ever knew Khazakstan existed until Borat came along; so now that people know we have REALLY ‘intelligent’ people in charge of the projects here, they’ll know where Malaysia is now.
SUANIE FOR QUEEN OF MALAYSIA!! (Queens are technically not ‘employed’ you see… and you no need to change gender…)
PLESIDEN SUANIE!!!
good point on the amazing race shooting.
anyway, whenever i see such blog entry… i always think, we can complain all we want, but things will most probably stay the same. almost every single thing in malaysia is a waste of money, i wonder what could have happen if we save those funds up. also, the govt said they will save 4b from the increase of petrol price last year… mana pergi the 4b bucks?
oh… the guys are behing you girls on this unemployed and lying statement.
oh… all of the above is a lie.
Must agree. Also make it the best fireworks shooting practice ground. The fireworks start from January to February. All photogs can shoot the fireworks every night until get sick of it.
From the positive point of view, grab some good boys
kekekeke. Because Good girls like bad boys, the opposite, good boys like bad girl like you 
Sex-starve Andre The Giant for a week and then let him loose in the Minister’s office.
SUANIE FOR SEX CHANGE!
I agree! Can’t they just spend all that cash in subsidizing tolls or better still, free Kilkenny for all, for life? We don’t need the eye of Malaysia to get a good “spin” on KL. Haha!
Wow u knocked me off my feet.
I believe you more than Tengku Adnan. Heck, I believe a blogger more than any politician.
IMHO, EOM is not a bad thing. But like you said, there’s a better way to spend the money = subsidize the toll and petrol!
that buffoon should give a public apology and then STEP DOWN AS THE MINISTER OF TOURISM FOR GIVING THE COUNTRY A STINKING LOUSY NAME.
Vote
Pedro… I mean Suan.Of course, we can’t beleive anything you said here.
‘I am a blogger…’
Liar, where is the proof of that! Ha! Prove it! Just goes to prove all bloggers are liars! Cause you’re not a blogger at all are you!
‘I am a female…’
Liar, the proof being that all females are liars .. right, so therefore QED you can’t be female at all!
‘And apparently that makes me a liar…’
Ptttth! You expect us to beleive THAT TOO! Ptttth! You’re lying about lying! LIAR!!!! I bet you were telling the truth all along just so that you’d be lying!!!!
‘And unemployed…’
Liar! Now go get a job!
‘Dumb fucks.’
Pttttth! Lying again! Who’d fuck someone as DUMB as a politician! ha ha!
[This message was brought to you by the letter tautology and the number Q'z].
SUANIE FTW
IB: sounds like some status preferential shite
I think I heard of this before, so and so’s dotter, not that competent in a demanding position etc. Don’t know who tho…
iesnek: that sounded like my arab square rant
drowmage: or maybe they just need to hire me as a consultant
eyeris: i’d be a lying queen then
wingz: -_-”
zewt: but it’s fun to complain
and people in power DO read blogs 
moo_t: i didn’t get to catch the fireworks, but i liked the water skiing peps. they looked white though, so how that corresponds with visit malaysia, i don’t know.. should hightlight malay kids playing sepak takraw on a platform in the middle of the lake… now THAT would be cool
Pokku: he would eat him?
thatjames: *smacks*
Gallivanter: hoegaarden!
bryan: that was a lie!
Chapree: i guess the EOM is not a bad thing. it could be worse and i don’t want to imagine THAT
Chen: yeah the nila girl episode is really damn memalufying
Dabs: i am spellbound
ky: oO
You’re unemployed? When did that happen? Did you work for the tourism agency?
Not quite as F88ked up as spending millions to send 2 astronauts into space to make teh tarik and play traditional games…
Live with it lah, its all part of our wonderful Bolehland…this country was already a joke the minute it gained independence from the British. Why you think Lee Kwan Yew quickly cabut from being part of this freaking joke of a country?
Migrate lah…
mad: negative on both counts
will explain more later 
eastmsian: apparently all malaysia spent on was the training… something to do with trade off when we bought jets from russia, etc etc. not sure how much the training cost tho. shouldnt be five dollar
oooohhhh the angssstttt……
Training 2 astronauts: One Euro
18 Russian Sukhoi fighter jets: US$900 million
Showing the whole world what a joke Malaysia truly is: Priceless
We spend US$900 million and all we got in return was ‘training’ 2 astronauts with nowhere to use their newly acquired skills????
And who are we defending against with the 18 jets? The Russians? Americans? Heck Singapore could probably take over Malaysia if they wanted to. They have like 2 million people who’s gone through REAL military training, not the 3 months BS we call NS….
Should just distributed the US$900 million to all the tourism players. That’ll at least keep them operational for a few years even with zero business…
OMG it is! It’s the Eye of Manchester! It made it all the way to KL eh? I know it’s been to Dubai too. Considering what they charged mancunians (that’s folk from Manchester) to ride on it (£5pp) I hate to think what they charged up front to the local .gov =/ How many ringits is it to go for a whirl?
Well, you have to blame the brits really, I think. Ferris wheels are nothing new, but then we went and built that Eye of London wheel, which at least is f’n impressive up close and now everybody wants an Eye of [insert city name here]. What’s sad is, every foreign tourist is gonna see that and thing ‘been there, done that’ or ‘it’ll come around soon enough’.
And…
PLESIDEN SUANIE!!! I’d
hit itvote!yeah. millions of dollars spent on that stupid damn eye. and to think we still have people living on just RM1 a day here.