things to do before cny
1. Dye my hair
Look, it’s not like I asked for white hair, okay. I wonder if The Maker mused to himself before dropping my tattered soul into the reincarnation pot, “Oh, here’s someone who is going to be Suanie, I bet she will be pleased with having loads of white hair while still in high school, hmm let me just tick this box…”
2. Brace myself…
… for the barrage of “do you have a boyfriend”, “when is your turn” queries. I know it’s the third ice-breaker after ‘how are you’ and ‘what are you doing now’, but it’s just fun to bitch about it. Never mind that I would be asking my friends the same 
3. Get laundry done
I just realised yesterday night that I have a load of dirty clothes that needs to be clean by the time I am back in BP.
4. Locate the brightest, most colourful clothes in my closet
Big hurdle, this. I am a black fan. More black after black after black? Yes please, load ‘em up. I look ridiculous in many shades because I am so fucking fat. EEEEEEEeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhHHH!!!!!!!!!
5. Change my bedsheet
I was doing something for boss in Amcorp Mall the other day, and had time to kill, and saw a huge ‘SALE’ sign, and walked in, and came out with 2 brand new bedsheets. Now all that’s left for me to do is to actually change my bedsheet…
BTW don’t wish me a Happy CNY yet… wait for the next post lah 
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God. Still not yet dye your hair. -_-
Need help or not! I volunteer!
Dye hair = Ah LIAN !
ok lar i dont wish you “HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR” first la!
FA: dono, hopefully my mom can do it
will bug her real hard
SF: so generalistic
i only dye one colour, that is dark brown, which is my natural hair colour anyway
wingz: ok lor.. you wait harr..
‘it’s not like I asked for white hair,’
Don’t tell me you’re really a BLONDE????
‘“do you have a boyfriend‒
It’s okay for you. When I get that question I have to say I’m straight!
‘“when is your turn†‘
They’re going to let me have a turn! Yippeeee!
‘ Get laundry done’
Doing mine as we speak. [Up to the last load in the dryer!]
‘I am a black fan. More black after black after black?’
Sounds like a good excuse to go shopping. Grab your GF’s and head out to shop till you drop.
[Unless you happen to have some very BRIGHT BLACK].
‘Now all that’s left for me to do is to actually change my bedsheet…’
Then find a man and baptise them!!! [Me bad! Must remember to learn to run fast!]
u wud think that they would get off your back after you get hitched, but nooooo….
the question wud change to “so when are u going to get a baby?”.
gonna dye it red?
dye electric pink la. goes with the bright CNY clothing…
Suanie, you are not fat.
How about collecting the angpaus.
I just cut my hair today, like it so much! hehehe… you only can get to see me when i back here… blek
Word to the wise, Suanie, never let Moms dye your hair.
see u soon at batu pahat, where i’ll be asking you, “so when are you gonna start giving us angpaos?” =)
i miss home during chinese new year! when i go back to taiping, that’s when i can really feel the festive season in the air…
awwwww haven’t been home for chinese new year for the past 5 years i think! @#$@$%#^$&$^*$&#%@$@$
Xin nian kuai le! This year we’re giving out double ang pows… Too bad you’ll be in BP… ngeh ngeh ngeh…
i agree with 9 – the questions seem to evolve! fedup i tell u.
and hey, i hv the same prob as u la suan – white hair since high skool.. must touch up dying every month. fedup again.
hey suan, do u like only change your bedsheet twioce a year… like me? hahahah…
Dabs: hahaha i would love to see some bright black
9: progression of life, eh? kinda sad though, that we all SHOULD get hitched AND copulate AND produce seeds that become financial drain for at least 20 yrs of our lives… no fair, i am changing the game!
zewt: no?
simon: siao…
anttyk: I am
panther: i can only do that DURING, not before cny
sotong: yeah i heard hehehe can’t wait
mad: hahaha shes pretty good actually
wan2: heheh see ya soon!
S: but u came back for xmas
dean: …………………………
oxymoron: it’s very sian right? “WAH U GOT WHITE HAIR LEH U SO OLD OREDI ISSIT!!!” like, stfu already…
steven11: more than 2 times a yr lah hahahahhaha
suan, don’t dye your hair lalaish like last time okay.