So I started the whole blog award thing last year because I thought these kinds of horse shit awards are… well, horse shit. If you have read my entry last year, I’d explained why it’s just a popularity wankfest.
This year I didn’t have a look at any on-line award thingy, because I don’t have time and because I really don’t give a shit. But I am lacking of things to blog and so it’s a good idea to recycle the Suanie Awards. Maybe I’ll make it an annual run. See my mood how.
Besides I wanna honour y’all.
Without further ado…
THE (now) ANNUAL SUANIE AWARDS 2006!!!!!!
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you. As usual, let’s skip the nominations and go straight to the winners, because it’s my awards show and I say so.
Freshie Blog of the Year goes to… MANUSCRIPTS DON’T BURN!!!!!
Congrats congrats, you lot are fighting a worthy cause and I like books and I want to free the books and that’s why you lot are so deserving of this award that comes with no money, no status, but with lots of moral support. That’s what’s important, right?
The Best Original Blog goes to… THE SECOND HAND WONDERLAND!!!!!
Congrats congrats, you’ve been the most consistent personal blogger I know, while the others change, fade and flicker, you remain the same. That’s good, keep it up!
The Cyah & Come Back Again award goes to… JAY SO RULES!!!!!
Yeah I understand how and why you feel the way you do. But please reconsider, won’t ya? That’s why this is not a ‘Farewell Award’…
Best Malaysian Socio-Political Blog (for now) goes to… REDUCED AND RECYCLED!!!!!
I always love your insightful posts (when you bother to update so take this as a hint kthx).
Best Reality TV Blog goes to… CULTURALLY PRECONDITIONED!!!!!
Honestly I don’t know of other reality tv blogs, but if I had read more reality tv blogs, you would have won hands down anyway
Down With The Man award goes to… OPEN MALAYSIA BLOG!!!!!
Even though I don’t understand half of what is written, I still support whatever is written. Yay!
It’s short, deathly sweet and I still get the giggles reading it today.
Satu Misi, Satu Suara, Terus ke Mawi Anda!!!!
Bestest Haiku Blog goes to… MADHAIKU!!!!!
Again, I don’t read
many any other haiku blogs, but you are so great that you outshine everyone else! When I grow up, I want to write haiku just like you! ph33r le haiku aura!
Bestest Puppies goes to… LAINIE!!!!!
Normally I wouldn’t like to recycle my awards, but in this case you win hands down
Special Achievement Blog Award goes to… HANTU BOLA!!!!!
Honestly I don’t know what you guys have achieved, but whatever it is (define your own achievements here) it must be great!
The two final awards go hand in hand.
The Bestest Blog Award goes to… YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS AND JUBILATIONS ALL AROUND! CONFETTI AND CORNFLAKES IN THE AIR!!! POP THE CHAMPAGNE AND [censored]!!!!!!!!! You are ALL so GREAT I could hardly catch my breath.
And with that, here’s another award for ya…
Congratulations to all the winners
I won’t be around for the weekend, knock yourselves out.