violence against women haiku

If a man hits you
Don’t just stand there look stupid
Must hit him back. Hard.



  1. Hey, why all of a sudden this topic? But it’s partially true ler. Don’t just stand there look stupid.

    The part that I don’t agree is fight back, unless you are some karate or taekwando black belt. Run for your life and look for help.

    I strongly against “Violence Against Women”.

    What’s haiku btw?

  2. Dabido(Teflon) says:

    If a man hits you,
    Wait for him to fall asleep
    Then cut his nuts off

    I like my haiku better! πŸ™‚

  3. scream loud loud like a banshee. he will freeze, because shocked, then try to run off because scared of the ‘attention’.

  4. Giant Sotong says:

    Bored in the office
    Endlessly pressing F5
    …This is an update?

  5. Obsessive reader
    Pressing F5 endlessly
    Sounds funny to me

  6. All hail Lorena Bobbit ? tee hee hee πŸ™‚ . . . watch Face Off . . . “The next time he tries to harass you . . . wait ’till he takes off his pants, then stab him in the thigh and twist the blade . . .”

  7. you such a smart ass
    me tempted to copy you
    but don’t want be noob

  8. Reusing violence
    Not Gandhi and Buddha’s way
    If smart, sue for cash

  9. if a women hits u???

  10. Alvin: part of a campaign thing that i am doing.

    hit him doesn’t necessarily mean physical violence mah. can hit him in the pocket, hit him wherever lah.

    Dabs: you are the vegetarian here!

    adel: or cover your mouth and kill you on the spot, heh.

    why doubt my update?
    not easy to write you know
    don’t complain so much πŸ˜€

    your haiku is teh rocks

    one of my favourite movies! πŸ˜€

    haiya give and take
    cos me out of good ideas
    it’s all lainie’s fault πŸ˜€

    aw: righto πŸ˜€

    ah nel: hit her back too. why gender discriminate? πŸ˜€

  11. if woman hits me?

  12. To dearest Suanie:

    if i had a bra
    i’d burn it in your honor
    but i’m a guy lah

  13. LOLROFDIEEE @ mad

  14. MichelleSY says:

    To quote a (female) friend:

    “If a man hits me
    I’d hit him back so hard
    That when the police come for him
    They’re going to have to arrest me as well”

    Not as good as your haiku, but damn farnee nonetheless

  15. Dabido(Teflon) says:

    I didn’t say EAT his nuts! πŸ™‚

    If a woman hits me, I will divorce them. I learn the hard way the first time. Don’t marry violent women! πŸ™‚

  16. KY: hit her back. what’s the problem? females want gender equality, this IS gender equality πŸ˜€

    mad: you rox

    Michelle: kakaa sounds painful πŸ˜€

    Dabs: Did I imply anything? πŸ˜›

  17. Hit him? And ruin my manicure? Tasers were invented for a reason πŸ˜‰

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