sick/ mawi still sux/ banned books/ cheers/ finger/ lainie

Woke up feeling like the Cheshire Cat dissolving into a puddle of liquid that eventually evaporates into nothingness.

Hence why I’m still in bed, but unable to sleep a wink.

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Hey, maybe that was karma being a bitch ‘cos I bad-mouthed Mawi! That’s pretty fast results :D Doesn’t take the fact away that Mawi still sucks.

Of course of course it’s the people around Mawi that sucks more than Mawi sucks himself (hmmm..). But a man is known by the company he keeps and all that.

Plus it IS sickening to see his face everywhere all the time. As a TV addict, goodness knows how many times I had to do some quick channel-changing for fear of my day being ruined by one of Mawi’s performances aired on TV. The reason I can say this is because there was once I actually sat through a Mawi’s performance (kasi chance mah) and the rest of the day… I don’t even want to talk about it.

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Sharon Bakar blogged about Salman Rushdie’s book ‘Shalimar The Clown’ getting banned in Malaysia. Neh, I don’t really care for the guy (but I would love to borrow someone’s copy of ‘The Satanic Verses’ :D), he is only memorable to me for his appearance in the movie ‘Bridget Jones’ Diary’ (yeah yeah call me shallow).

But then I had a look at the list of banned books (which incidentally was from just ONE distributor!) and I had the shock of my life to see great literature such as ‘No Money No Honey’ and the entire Jim Aitchison’s SPG collection included.

WHAT?!?!?!??! WHY?!?!?!??!

Who knows? Why doesn’t anyone know? Who decides which books should be banned? Did they even read and understand them in the first place?!?!? Is ‘satire’ in their dictionary?!?!?! Who can I write to about this?

Oh the KDN…

(repeat my questions)

IF it is true that SpongeBob Squarepants was banned because he appears (in some seriously perverted minds) to have homosexual tendencies, well why is Smurfs still around? Don’t you know that the Smurfs are communists???

So if the logic goes that based on unreasonable assumptions you are allowed to impose a ruling that nobody else (that matters) understands, I hereby call for a ban on all Malay males from riding motorbikes because they are potential Mat Rempits. And Mat Rempits as we know, are bad. Like, really even though no one bothers to establish safer alternative on par entertainment for them to get off the roads and harm innocent road users or even initiate a research on how you could do all that BUT WHY NOT JUST CALL THEM ALL MAT REMPITS AND TAKE AWAY THEIR BIKES ALREADY! Just because.

Spread the word.

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Learnt something new and absolutely fantastic today, most useful if you are a guy and yam seng-ing :D

À nos chevaux, nos femmes et ceux qui les montent.

Translated: To our horses, our wives and the ones who mount them.

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To everything else, just because I am not feeling well…

Let me turn it up for you

Photo taken with Kelvin‘s hot and sexy compact cam which I desire like bountiful peaks on Mount Zulu.

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I heart Lainie. Lainie Lainie Lainie, we is love you rong time, YAY!

in other news…

Syarikat Mawi disaman 1 juta

Sebuah syarikat air mineral memfailkan saman terhadap sebuah syarikat milik penyanyi Mawi kerana melanggar hak cipta produk-produknya.

Yassa Sdn Bhd menuntut ganti rugi am berjumlah RM1juta daripada Mawi World Sdn Bhd dalam satu saman yang difailkan di Mahkamah Tinggi hari ini.

Source: mSTAR online

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Sultan Muzaffar the philanthropist is initiating a ‘SAVE MAWI’ donation drive..

Marilah kita berganding bahu bersatu tenaga membantu Mawi dengan menaip SMS BANTU MAWI(jarak)1 atau 5 atau 10 atau 50 atau 100 atau 500 atau 1000 dan hantar ke 38648. Semoga dengan SMS ini dapat meringankan beban saman yang ditanggung oleh Mawi.

Satu Misi, Satu Suara, Terus ke Mawi Anda… Itu pun kalau sumbangan SMS yang disalurkan tidak terpesong ke mulut buaya tembaga berkepala naga di sekelilingnya.

There’s even a crack-the-code contest to win invites to a hush-hush event next Saturday! Check out his blog for more details.

Mawi need$ hi$ fan$’ help! Where you have $M$-ed to help him win the TV show in the past, why not fork out more money to keep him out of bankruptcy and prison time? Ayuh! Buktikanlah bahawa rakyat Malaysia sememangnya masyarakat yang penuh dengan kasih sayang. Amalkan sikap tolong-menolong hari ini!

For some reason, I feel good :D Karma’s probably going to get me one day, but that day is not today :D