violence against women haiku
If a man hits you
Don’t just stand there look stupid
Must hit him back. Hard.
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Hey, why all of a sudden this topic? But it’s partially true ler. Don’t just stand there look stupid.
The part that I don’t agree is fight back, unless you are some karate or taekwando black belt. Run for your life and look for help.
I strongly against “Violence Against Women”.
What’s haiku btw?
If a man hits you,
Wait for him to fall asleep
Then cut his nuts off
I like my haiku better!
scream loud loud like a banshee. he will freeze, because shocked, then try to run off because scared of the ‘attention’.
Bored in the office
Endlessly pressing F5
…This is an update?
Obsessive reader
Pressing F5 endlessly
Sounds funny to me
All hail Lorena Bobbit ? tee hee hee
. . . watch Face Off . . . “The next time he tries to harass you . . . wait ’till he takes off his pants, then stab him in the thigh and twist the blade . . .”
you such a smart ass
me tempted to copy you
but don’t want be noob
Reusing violence
Not Gandhi and Buddha’s way
If smart, sue for cash
if a women hits u???
Alvin: part of a campaign thing that i am doing. http://www.takebackthetech.net
hit him doesn’t necessarily mean physical violence mah. can hit him in the pocket, hit him wherever lah.
Dabs: you are the vegetarian here!
adel: or cover your mouth and kill you on the spot, heh.
GS:
why doubt my update?
not easy to write you know
don’t complain so much
lionel:
your haiku is teh rocks
TheThinker:
one of my favourite movies!
Chen:
haiya give and take
cos me out of good ideas
it’s all lainie’s fault
aw: righto
ah nel: hit her back too. why gender discriminate?
if woman hits me?
To dearest Suanie:
if i had a bra
i’d burn it in your honor
but i’m a guy lah
LOLROFDIEEE @ mad
To quote a (female) friend:
“If a man hits me
I’d hit him back so hard
That when the police come for him
They’re going to have to arrest me as well”
Not as good as your haiku, but damn farnee nonetheless
I didn’t say EAT his nuts!
If a woman hits me, I will divorce them. I learn the hard way the first time. Don’t marry violent women!
KY: hit her back. what’s the problem? females want gender equality, this IS gender equality
mad: you rox
Michelle: kakaa sounds painful
Dabs: Did I imply anything?
Hit him? And ruin my manicure? Tasers were invented for a reason