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Woke up feeling like the Cheshire Cat dissolving into a puddle of liquid that eventually evaporates into nothingness.
Hence why I’m still in bed, but unable to sleep a wink.
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Hey, maybe that was karma being a bitch ‘cos I bad-mouthed Mawi! That’s pretty fast results 
Doesn’t take the fact away that Mawi still sucks.
Of course of course it’s the people around Mawi that sucks more than Mawi sucks himself (hmmm..). But a man is known by the company he keeps and all that.
Plus it IS sickening to see his face everywhere all the time. As a TV addict, goodness knows how many times I had to do some quick channel-changing for fear of my day being ruined by one of Mawi’s performances aired on TV. The reason I can say this is because there was once I actually sat through a Mawi’s performance (kasi chance mah) and the rest of the day… I don’t even want to talk about it.
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Sharon Bakar blogged about Salman Rushdie’s book ‘Shalimar The Clown’ getting banned in Malaysia. Neh, I don’t really care for the guy (but I would love to borrow someone’s copy of ‘The Satanic Verses’ :D), he is only memorable to me for his appearance in the movie ‘Bridget Jones’ Diary’ (yeah yeah call me shallow).
But then I had a look at the list of banned books (which incidentally was from just ONE distributor!) and I had the shock of my life to see great literature such as ‘No Money No Honey’ and the entire Jim Aitchison’s SPG collection included.
WHAT?!?!?!??! WHY?!?!?!??!
Who knows? Why doesn’t anyone know? Who decides which books should be banned? Did they even read and understand them in the first place?!?!? Is ’satire’ in their dictionary?!?!?! Who can I write to about this?
Oh the KDN…
(repeat my questions)
IF it is true that SpongeBob Squarepants was banned because he appears (in some seriously perverted minds) to have homosexual tendencies, well why is Smurfs still around? Don’t you know that the Smurfs are communists???
So if the logic goes that based on unreasonable assumptions you are allowed to impose a ruling that nobody else (that matters) understands, I hereby call for a ban on all Malay males from riding motorbikes because they are potential Mat Rempits. And Mat Rempits as we know, are bad. Like, really even though no one bothers to establish safer alternative on par entertainment for them to get off the roads and harm innocent road users or even initiate a research on how you could do all that BUT WHY NOT JUST CALL THEM ALL MAT REMPITS AND TAKE AWAY THEIR BIKES ALREADY! Just because.
Spread the word.
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Learnt something new and absolutely fantastic today, most useful if you are a guy and yam seng-ing
À nos chevaux, nos femmes et ceux qui les montent.
Translated: To our horses, our wives and the ones who mount them.
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To everything else, just because I am not feeling well…
Photo taken with Kelvin’s hot and sexy compact cam which I desire like bountiful peaks on Mount Zulu.
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I heart Lainie. Lainie Lainie Lainie, we is love you rong time, YAY!
Tags: mawisux, prisongotnobroadband
Huh?
Suanie: what kind of comment is that?
HAhaha you fucken rock my socks!
OMGCharSIew!!! suanie i lafu yew!!!
i just can’t believe they’re banning so many good books! oh, wait… my incredulity only goes so far. what else to expect from the beloved incumbent? sometimes it’s so absurdly depressing, you just have to laugh.
Hmmmmm….looks like it’s back to formula milk for them babies! LOL
BANNED:
0375701958 Breastfeeding Your Baby: Revised Edition (Paperback)
It can’t possibly be that looooong…!
lainie-isms are a funky blogging trend, ey? *^_^* hehe.. cools.
Steady girl! Really love your honesty to your blog eh~
I say ban stupid people by sterilizing them. So they can’t breed anymore idiots.
I gotta get that quote as an epitaphbhatbhb *splatters monitor with spit* thingie on my grave.
smurfs are communist? can’t be!
But i know teletubbies has more gay tendency than spongebob!!!
Interestingly, I saw this book in Borders with Asia Carrera on the front cover called In Lust We Trust. Haha, now how on earth did that get through?
can borrow my copy of SV no probs. just arrange when and where. (i live in tropicana, cld drop it for you to collect at a certain bookshop)
I so dont like Mawi
Read Rushdie’s ‘Haroun and the Sea of Stories’ - that book will change you mind about him forever!
It’s a fab postmodern/allegorical book about the nature of storytelling, set in a fantasy world. It weaves together serious issues and a whimsical storybook style. It’s fab - believe!
smurfs are communists ……. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. smurfs are asexual too, under those white tight pants, they have no sex organs, hence the lack of buldge.:p
oui! the naturally skinny finger again! niceeee… *waiting for another 5 dollars*
hahahahaahahahaha…. good one suanie…
Lainie is eyeing that finger.
Suanie, come switch teams to this side.
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That is f*cking
longwrong!hey I took that last pic!
Wow - judging from the pic, you’re one of the few peeps I know that can count in binary on your fingers! Why does the number “4″ symbolize that you’re not feeling well? [snicker] ;-p
Get well soon! [HUGZ]
Cheers,
Ted
forgot to highlight, mat rempit is a wrong term to use.
they are also known as Mat Konvoi, those are the non racing mat rempit…they claim to be the milder more neighbourhood friendly version.
you’ve got banker’s hand.
lainie: i thought of the exact same thing but didn’t dare to say coz scared people say i’m sleazy.
thank you. so suan, when are you swinging?
Your third finger looks really really long… Hmm…
I hate Mawi with a passion as well….. *high five!*
he’s so ugly….. ew…
Mawi in the Star on Saturday
FA & wingz: …
xpyre: join the non-book club
yah yah this response is a bit lame, but itÂ’s Monday ok
Gallivanter: hahaha didnÂ’t notice that.. dang
GS: be amazed!
midnite lily: do it!
Nonnie: OO thx
duckgirl: make them eunuchs also kan?
julianME: best line evar! now if I could only pronounce it…
stupe: all the colours and hugging.. disturbing indeed.
vincent: fuwah asia carrera…… klasik
bibliobibuli: oO Thanks!! Will email you
praveen: ditto
Rachael: I am scared it may be too ‘deep’ for me.. I had difficulties appreciating TP’s ‘Small Gods’. But will check it out or borrow from someone, heh thanks
Pinky: now that you mentioned it…
Waifon: oh now you are just trying too hard…
:P
ahseng: mwah
Lainie: OOOOOO IÂ’m on your side Lainie, just not fully on YOUR side if you get what I mean
Bryan: like you
KY: take a bow
Ted: dude, you ARE a geek
stupe: mat cemerlang, mind you. sooner than later we shall have mat bestari
sickO: is that a good thing?
Chen: again, I am on your side, just not on your side
anttyk: thanks, so I have been told
emilie: donÂ’t think he is ugly, but he has a long way to go before achieving the likes of awie. yeah i think awie is good looking heh might need a brain check
James: thatÂ’s news? heh heÂ’s splashed all over the malay tabloids
woah.. a very very very very long finger there..
……….
:O