the hot chick’s friend

When it comes to hot chicks, there seems to be a standard rule that applies — the friend. You know lah the routine — you meet a hot chick at a bar, at a club, at a restaurant, or some place you two decided on because it was your first time meeting, and somehow or the other she always brings a friend.

Since we are talking about body image here, there are two possibilities when it comes the friend. She could either be 1) as hot as the hot chick you meet; 2) not good-looking but not ugly or 3) ugly. These 3 types of ‘the friend’ in turn falls under two categories: a) smart, friendly and gracious, or b) stuck up like the worst bitch in hell ever.

Now, about the friend. Most likely she is hot chick’s personal therapist, because as hot chicks go they are usually more mentally fucked up than the average-looking chick. The friend offers logical perspectives and sound advise which hot chick relies on. The friend eventually becomes a pillar of support, a shoulder to cry on, basically fulfilling all the duties of being ‘the friend’.

If you are the guy trying to get to know hot chick better, the friend may seem as an annoyance, because she is there. The friend is most likely to be the one who tells hot chick NOT to drink another LIT, NOT to be so friendly to strangers and NOT to go home with you. But the rule is, when chatting up hot chick, you’d also have to make conversation with the friend in order to gain brownie points. When it comes to sisterhood, everyone knows that you have to be extra nice to the friend in order to score with hot chick. The friend is almost positive to make or break your acquaintance with hot chick.

I have always been the friend.

So be nice to me, dammit :D

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  1. mmm… so the hot chick in question is, err… FA?

    Suanie:
    speaking in general

  2. MOssie: Wrong. I’m The Friend for Suan okay.

  3. Young boys tend to screw up their approach when dealing with “The Friend”.

    One should always flirt with the friend first; make her the centre of attention at the beginning and make her blush with one’s sense of humour and brashness.

    After sufficient attention, “The Friend” should be feeling certain symptoms like warm ears, flushed cheeks and perhaps a tingle or two. She will then make frequent trips to the ladies’ room to make sure that nothing (hair, mascara, lipstick, etc.) is out of place.

    Every minute “The Friend” is at the ladies’ equals more alone time with the hottie.

    Consider this a short how-to guide. Next lesson: Charming Mommy to get to Daughter.

    LOL

  4. A guide to would-be in-laws would be nice too :P

  5. Cheh. I bought you beer and you brought Paul. Is he the hot-chick friend we’re talking about? LOL

  6. way to go Suan!

  7. I’ll get another friend to distract the kaypoh while I zoom in on the hot chick.

    *LOL*

  8. TJ’s guide might lead to threesome too :P

  9. steveneleven says:

    WOW spot on! clap clap clap… normally the smartass guy would also bring along a *JENG JENG JENG!* his wingman… this is his KAMIKAZE TAKE NO PRISONER HAMPALANG SAPU ally. Hot chick fren (wether fat, thin and what not) won’t stand a chance. As a rule of thumb (thumb of rule? I forget), wingman usually gets high, high enuff to warp this perception and makes everything AND eeveryone seem more beautiful than they really are, thus the rate of success. CLASS DISMISS

  10. ShadowFox & Steven11 have a point, men normally have wingmen when a FRIEND is present!

    I tried to HIT on a HOT Japanese girl once, but I had to line up FIVE other guys for her group of friends.

    It was only after she left and I ran into her friends a week later that I found out that I had been IN like anything with her. due to my normal ‘I can’t tell whether she likes me or not’ bodohness, I just let the night rock on and thought we’d left as friends … only, she thought I wasn’t interested and got another BF. Waaaah! I’m so Bodoh!

    But, it’s not easy to line up five wingmen!
    Worse once they discover I’d missed the target when it was a sitter! Waaaah!
    But that’s me!

    Oh well, I won’t let it get to me!
    *THUMPS FIST ON FLOOR SCREAMING*
    WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY!
    oh wait, I said I wouldn’t let it get to me. :-)

    Anyway, I make a good wingman (apparently … probably because I’m shy … but i dont’ do the getting drunk thing Steve11 mentioned). I also make a good ‘friend’ for the ‘friend’. For some reason, when I go out with a girl, all the guys decide to hit on them … I have no idea why. But, a few of them have discovered that it’s a good way to get a new BF. :-)

  11. Ice cream. What flavour you want?

  12. tigerjoe,

    i’ll call you when any moms need charming. can?

  13. FA: liar :P

    tigerjoe: on the other hand, it could work against you. an old hand at being the friend would instantly catch you, know your tricks. a sisterhood type of friend would view you as being too much of a playboy, hence advising hot chick that you may be too flirty for future… encounters. Fine line, but then you shouldn’t have any problems ;)

    julianME: i’m not at that level yet :P but basically just be nice and sincere, never fails.

    thatjames: lmao paul’s gonna beat you up! :P

    jimmy: yay!

    spiller: or more?

    steveneleven: not necessarily. Like i said, if the friend is a pro, the wingman doesn’t make a difference. Unless the wingman take up all of the friend’s time, then works lor. but if wingman only wanted to help out his friend, had no interest in the friend at all but lead her on, then guy and hot chick will have problems later on.

    Dabs: lmao you should get new friends!

    Kuzco: I don’t eat ice cream anymore :P try again :P

  14. Howsabout beer? Cold glorious crisp golden nectar of the gods… Hmmm?

  15. OK, but I’ve never dated a hot chick, so I guess I don’t get to meet the friend either.

  16. but why would friend-who-dispenses-good-advice end up with someone more mental than usual? just to feel useful? in that case, it’s symbiotic and therefore justifiable.

    heh.

  17. Now I know what this is all about….. Someone just told me the contents of October 2006 FEMALE magazine, page 75.

  18. but I have always been nice to you.

  19. Sometimes getting close with the friends is not the best thing to do as well.

    I was so close with the “friends” that eventually the “friends” become my very close “friends” till today and become stranger to the hot chick. And becoz these “friends” would always tell me what happen to the chick like instantaniously, the chick got really offended, macam somehow I was stalking her. Which I think it’s quite scary as well, imagine if you are girl, your news bout you cried in school reached the guy even before you reach home from school on the same day.

    So, the lesson from that is juz like what suanie said, be sincere. You don’t have to go thru the friends to know someone, the chicks will feel appreciated if you take the initiative to talk to her and get to know her. But if she don’t wan you to know her, then S.U.M.O. (Shut Up, Move On!)

    Suanie, should know who’s the girl I’m refering to. Suanie’s not the “FRIEND”.

    Oh yah, I remember who Suanie plays the “Friend” part. Hehehe… Quite a few though, during highschool.

  20. steveneleven says:

    Oh well, hot chick frens… Grr. Why do girls do that? And at what age does this stops? Does it ever occur to them that their fren’s thinking might be warped and thus screws up her relationships? Wait since she’s the one who brought this fren, it means she is just as warped, now why would I want a girl like that? What if the hot chick’s fren turn out to be hotter than the hot chick? Like Extra Hot Peri-Peri? Mmmm I luv nandosssss, me preciousssssssssss. All this chick talk is making me hungry

  21. gosh i’m so late in wishing you a happy belated burpday. hope you’ll be leaner and meaner ;-) yr burpday is on the same day as my hubby but me hubby is aeons older than u hahaha.. err dun come to my blog cos i made cupcakes for him :p on his burpday

  22. anttyk: oh don’t tempt me, ye devil!

    Lainie: could be. or it’s just part of friendships

    Shadowfox: yah that. but not related to this, which is something i wrote cos i was bored

    v0ices: of course

    Alvin: oOo memories.. i need a refresh on the names tho heh

    steveneleven: not necessarily. you always need a friend :D

    babe_KL: thanks :D

  23. Definitely for FA.

  24. I have always been the friend and am damn proud of it cos the guys end up enjoying talking to me more and I get a couple of free drinks too :)

    The chance to make a new friend and more booze? Yay me!

  25. suanie, i love you too.

  26. I seem to recall taking up the role of The Friend on a freelance basis.

    My impression of you was someone interesting to be around with. Your blog seems to reflect it :)

    It was nice knowing you.

  27. frostier: really?

    Shan: yay!!

    ahseng: i love u 2

    bodicea: thanks :D

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  1. […] I was… I don’t remember exactly, 14 at that time? Okay I was 14 years old, and I was the friend to this girl one year my junior. She was not really physically hot and I am not saying this out of jealousy, but she had a feminine, manja-ish appeal about her that drove some guys crazy. […]

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