obviously this is a filler post
Home alone this weekend. I could:
1) Run around the house naked screaming yamate yamate
2) Set the kitchen on fire
3) Crank up the stereo and invite friends over for a wild house party
4) Buy a hamster and brutally murder it in the living room then clean up. No one else would have to know
5) Rape a monkey
6) Exhilarate myself to Czech porn (inside joke)
7) Bring home random guys one after the other
Write another two things I could do to make it a full 10
Instead I am watching lots and lots of DVDs. Mr. Vampire rocks.
Suanie running nekkid around the house screaming???
What’s your home address? Heh heh heh.
Hmm. I think we need to do something about your spare time. But if you decide to do any of the above, please provide video so we can post to YouTube.
ErrR…
9) Sit on iGallop and swing your hand in the air?
‘1) Run around the house naked screaming yamate yamate’
Part of the weight loss plan I take it!
Yamate? Mountain hand?
Or is it Yamete, I give in?
‘2) Set the kitchen on fire’
I had a flatmate that did that once. When I was telling one of her previous flatmates about it, he said, ‘Oh you heard about that?’ and I said, ‘No, she did it the other day.’
I found out, she’d done it previously. Sometimes I wonder about people who don’t/can’t learn.
‘3) Crank up the stereo and invite friends over for a wild house party’
I own that Sims expansion pack too!
‘4) Buy a hamster and brutally murder it in the living room then clean up. No one else would have to know’
You’d have the Hamster CSI team after you, lead by Gil Grishamster.
‘5) Rape a monkey’
It’s not rape if the monkey says yes!
‘6) Exhilarate myself to Czech porn (inside joke)’
Sounds Kafkaish!
‘7) Bring home random guys one after the other’
Are they allowed to watch the Czech porn?
Why random guys? Why not work on a Fibonacci sequence of guys?
‘8) Write another two things I could do to make it a full 10′
Okay, if you insist. [It was a request wasn't it?]
9) Post nude picks of yourself and change your blog to Suan Party Girl. [That'll bring back memories for some]
10) Start a blog war.
Could always set up a tattoo studio in the living room….
This is what I have been doing at home the whole weekend.
http://zone.msn.com/en/bejeweled2/default.htm
Very addictive game. Kekekeke.. Don’t have ur phone, went to Curve and McD at BU on Sat nite with Andrew, knew u stay there, but dono how to contact u.
Can i be the “monkey” or gorrila i mean … lol!
Rape a monkey and when you get pregnant discover that it isn’t really a normal monkey but a monkey with very unusual habits ^
Don’t rape monkeys.
They rape you back.
hahahaha!!!
(I got ur blog add from Female. love what u’r doing here.)
number five is just so wrong.
come lah we hang out next time apalah. sats im free anyways..
You could try doing all of those simultaneously. Although, if I were you, I’d check first to see if yelling yamate freaks out the monkey.
oh, dabido is back in full swing!
I was traumatised after imagining you doing #1. I will never see you in the same light again, ever.
anttyk: har har har
mad:
slash your wrists
post on youtube
damn emo kids
Bryan: eww? iGallop is evil. I hate walking past Osim shops now for fear of seeing old men sitting on it with lecherous grins on their face
Dabs: I donÂ’t know Japanese
but mountain hand doesnÂ’t sound half bad…. Suan Party Girl eh… that was like centuries ago wasnÂ’t it heh
Dr. Buck: you are def watching too much Miami Ink
Alvin: yeah KH told me. I thought you have my phone number? Andrew got what. Unless he binned it cos iÂ’m not important *sniff*
wingz: go local, be the orang utan
James: you def watching too much CSI
anonymous: speaking from experience? heh
AM: thanks
reta; this weekend iÂ’m baliking kampung
tigerjoe: that created a very very odd imagery in my mind
Peter: hah! coming from someone who was *justtttttttttttttt waiting* to take a photo of buttcracks
i vote for “Run around the house screaming YAMATEH YAMATEH”
Sleep overs!!11111one.
Hey where can I find Korean porn? I bet the guys as cute as in Winter Sonata. I bet Korean porn will have made satisfied aunties and uncles
Where am I suppose to get ur hp number? By the way, we are going Malacca for a trip this coming weekends, wanna join?
Oh no, you can’t you are balik-ing kampung. Can tumpang bring some mooncake back from my mum ar?
Janji treat you a bit.
Korean porn? Any Friday down Taman Desa night market. I admit nothing….my wife likes it
(OK, and me afterwards… 
)
Forget Mr Vampire. Check out Miss Vampire
jenny: hmmm I stopped watching pr0n 10 yrs ago
AlviN: email me la
Dabs: nice
Oh, you say NICE here, but don’t leave a comment on my own blog! Grrr! lol