i’m the single and looking blogger

28. September 2006, 0:53 UhrUncategorisedSuanie

Regulars to this blog would know of the shameless unadulterated self-whoring ‘Date Suanie‘ campaign that didn’t quite make it. It’s been more than a year, success rate zero and that post serves as a painful lesson why no one should ever pimp themselves like that. Evar.

That is if you are really looking for a boyfriend lah ;)

So when Audrey of FEMALE mag e-mailed and asked if I would like to be part of a feature yadda yadda bloggers yadda yadda, I of course took it up. I am not a blog-ho for nothing.

The feature was published in their October 2006 issue.

FEMALE-October-pg75-suanie

Haha, funny write-up. FYI, I didn’t write it :) Four other bloggers featured are Bunny Wunny, Jenn Tai, Oliviasy and Cynthia Foo.

Scanned pages. Click to enlarge.

FEMALE-October-pg74 FEMALE-October-pg75 FEMALE-October-pg76

Normally I don’t do this (i.e. scan stuff and what not) but for some reason I am finding the entire affair quite funny. So let me enjoy myself lah.

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45 comments:


  1. Erna, 28. September 2006, 1:10

    Suan, I thought I was thick-faced.

    I bow before your ‘tak kisahlah’ attitude. :D

    Woman, woman. You’re going to end up with a sitcom revolving around you.

     
  2. Cynthia, 28. September 2006, 1:25

    aw man~! from down under.. =)
    I sticked my face to my pc screen and try to read the small printings.
    every amusing. =)

     
  3. Fireangel, 28. September 2006, 8:39

    OMG UR FEMES!!!!!!!111111one.

     
  4. KY, 28. September 2006, 9:27

    I have femmes friend!

     
  5. Jenn, 28. September 2006, 9:41

    They cropped my first girl out!!! How can??!!

     
  6. tigerjoe, 28. September 2006, 9:46

    Just a quick question: Does this mean I can take down the “Date Suanie!” button from my sidebar already?

     
  7. eyeris, 28. September 2006, 9:54

    jsut remember who made you femes first! MUAHAHA! I am THE FIRST! All others after me are mere pretenders!!! MUAHAHAHA!

    (sorry, been practising evil laughs)

     
  8. Suanie, 28. September 2006, 10:48

    Erna: Yes Suanie. Suanie Legal. Two and a Half Suanie. Everybody loves Suanie. Suanfeld. Mad About Suanie. The Suanie Family. Arrested Suanie. The Suanie Hillbillies. BeSuanied. Suanie Meets World. Suanie Strokes. Family Suanie. Father of the Suanie. The Fresh Suanie of Bel-Air. FutuSuanie. Suanie’s Island. Here Comes the Suanie. I Dream of Suanie. Suanie of the Hills. Suanie in the Middle. Desperate Suanie. Third Suanie from the Sun. Suanie Leap. Suanie & Clark. Suanie Rider. The Bold and The Suanie.

    Yes, I googled :P

    FA & KY: Har. Har.

    Jenn: aiks…

    tigerjoe: take down lah… *sniff*

    eyeris: of course! *bows to the almighty eyeris*

     
  9. oliviasy, 28. September 2006, 10:54

    i didn’t write dat as well… :P and the blog posting they featured has been edited cos it contained profanities XD

     
  10. Galvin, 28. September 2006, 11:45

    La Femmes Suanie!!! So when you gonna buy us beers?

     
  11. babe_kl, 28. September 2006, 11:53

    wah femmes celeb d, autograph puhleaze :D

     
  12. a-non-e-mouse, 28. September 2006, 12:16

    hi. it’s me again. i am just wondering why you have been ignoring my clear and direct advances to you, when you have in fact been openly advertising for a date.

    perhaps this will make things clearer:

    dear suanie, i love you. can we go on a date, and eventually get married?

    thank you.

     
  13. Dean Arif, 28. September 2006, 12:53

    Wah Suan, your sideway smile is so DAHSYAT la! Don’t do it on a first date…

     
  14. Dabido(Teflon), 28. September 2006, 14:55

    I Blog To Drive Everyone Else Insane! :-)

    Yes, some of us even tried to TRADE SUANIE … TigerJoe, put up the NEW ‘Date Suanie’ button from my site. It’s a nice button and we’re not going to give up!

    My grim determination doesn’t allow me to give up on getting Suan a date. Even if I have to pay them in Tim Tams! [Though, I suspect that'd only get her dates with girls ... darn those TIm Tams! I need better currency!]

    Glad to see Cynthia has put Perth on the Map for us Perth Bloggers! :-)

    Anyway, here is my proposal. All Single Bloggers write to Suan and give her your details. Suan will pull two ramdom names out of a hat and those two people will become a ‘couple’. See, it’s so easy when you really want to match people up. :-)

    A-non-e-mouse - I’m sorry, I think there is ahint in your comment, but not sure. Can you spell it out so Suan and the rest of us can know what you’re really saying! :-)

     
  15. sicko, 28. September 2006, 15:04

    i thot KY is your bf. :D

     
  16. KY, 28. September 2006, 17:08

    sicko,

    I wouldn’t be able to handle her scandal.

     
  17. Ashish C., 28. September 2006, 18:59

    Don’t worry about the date thing.. Dabido’s Trade Suanie Campaign is going on with us as its supporters. :-)

     
  18. kimberlycun, 28. September 2006, 19:41

    w00t CELEBRITY!!!!!!

     
  19. Paul Tan, 28. September 2006, 20:40

    CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAF SUANNNNN

     
  20. ShadowFox, 28. September 2006, 20:57

    To be honest, and forgive me for being blunt, until you shed off that extra fat, there’s just no way in hell to get a real date.

    Men also want face, so besides looking at first impressions from a female’s physical appearance, they also don’t want to be caught dead dating someone twice their size.

    I’ll say don’t put the dating thingy as priority. The priority now is to lose the fats and change the lifestyle, especially the eating habit.

     
  21. Jenn, 28. September 2006, 23:51

    So by Shadowfox’s logic, go get yourself a guy that’s bigger than you, and you’re set. That’s what I did :D

    I recommend Kenny Sia :D

     
  22. James, 29. September 2006, 0:03

    I recommend Kenny Sia too but you better be quick before he kills himself bungee jumping.

     
  23. Suertes, 29. September 2006, 0:05

    Eh, woman. Can we go out sometime? We live nearby, and we have each others’ numbers. Actually, how is your tomorrow night?

     
  24. mad, 29. September 2006, 1:05

    Wow, now you’re famous! You’ll have to raise your standards quite a bit!

    Kidding.

     
  25. steveneleven, 29. September 2006, 10:10

    hahaha ShadowFox memang kaw kaw drill sergeant!… yea.. train like rocky balboa! FUAH! BTW, whatever happend to yuor diet suanie? no news eh?

     
  26. Suanie, 29. September 2006, 10:41

    oliviasy: nobody wrote those i think haha

    Galvin: no beer for u! (cos i stopped drinking)

    babe_kl: blah :P

    a-non-e-mouse: hi you again. sure, letÂ’s get hitched.

    Dean: bwahahaha rubber face mah

    Dabs: we could start a bloggers dating reality show. would be fun

    sic: but why?

    Ashish: hehe thanks :D

    kim: back at ya

    Paul: noob bleh :P

    Shadowfox: not necessarily. but yeah, lean machine is my priority

    Jenn: i wouldnÂ’t be able to handle HIS scandal :P

    James: haha

    Suertes: today cannot. call me la. u got my number what.

    mad: if u werenÂ’t hitched iÂ’d fly to the US and drag you to the altar :P

    steven11: on-going la. no significant progress. later la. no time to update

     
  27. sicko, 29. September 2006, 15:04

    was just yanking both yer chains. i must have got it wrong then..thot people who eat together, stay together.

     
  28. stupe, 29. September 2006, 15:30

    fuiyoo….one page for yourself! well done!

     
  29. a-non-e-mouse, 29. September 2006, 16:26

    Hey sweetheart (can i call you that? you know, since we have already informally agreed to marriage),

    i was wondering where you would like our 1st date to be? i was thinking somewhere really nice, since you are a rich and famous blogger. please revert to me with your preferred venue from one of the following:-

    1. mandarin oriental
    2. shangri-la

    thank you my love. i will be sitting on the edge of my stool eagerly awaiting your response.

    love,
    me again

     
  30. Suanie, 29. September 2006, 16:58

    sic: or they become friends? Lol i eat with shaolintiger, fa, val, ken, spongefox, kerol, horny, etc etc etc also mah… i must be dating a lot of ppl hahaha

    stupe: half a page la dei

    you again: how about ss2 mamak at misai?

     
  31. Dabido(Teflon), 29. September 2006, 19:09

    Anon-e-mouse - I’d take the ss2 mamak, I think it’s the best offer you’ll get from Suanie! :-)

    Suan - Yes, the Bloggers dating reality show sounds like a good idea. I wonder if I should write up a proposal for SBS and see if they go for it.
    [ABC woul dbe my next choice, but I think they're rather skint.] :-)

    I wonder if we can get Swifty to help. He has some industry contacts and can help edit the show. :-)

     
  32. Michael, 30. September 2006, 5:37

    Hey you, I don’t know you, but if you promise me kinky sex 50% of the time, I won’t just date you, I’d marry you!

    Of course, we’ll to draw up a pre-nup and everything, but I’m sure it’ll be fine.

    Also, I have to ask, does it bother you that my 3 other wives, who all had huge life insurance policies, died mysteriously during our honeymoon?

     
  33. mrs jeff buckley, 30. September 2006, 12:34

    maybe i should practise script-writing.. by writing a comedy revolving ur life hehe

     
  34. anttyk, 30. September 2006, 16:42

    I think guys are intimidated by you (at least I was)… :)

     
  35. Dabido(Teflon), 30. September 2006, 18:39

    Michael - This is Suan you are talking to. How is your life insurance? Up to date? Worth millions? :-)

     
  36. bunnywunny, 2. October 2006, 19:03

    I suspect the mention of my blog here, actually did more to up the traffic to my blog, than the article itself :) Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame. That’s not something to be sniffed at ya know. In internet time, 15 minutes is practically equivalent to light years!

     
  37. Dabido(Teflon), 2. October 2006, 23:12

    Bunnywunny - 15 minutes is a measure of time, light years is a measure of distance! :-)

     
  38. moo_t, 3. October 2006, 14:31

    Blame your spam filter.

     
  39. » KY games - Spot the differences in these Suanie’s pics - by kyspeaks.com (Pingback), 3. October 2006, 16:38

    [...] Following the previous stupid “spot the difference” game with FA’s pictures, lets do it this time with the femmes Suanie who has recently just appeared on the Female Magazine. There are 8 (8th month in lunar calendar) differences between the original and the altered image of the famous blogger, lets see if you have a pair of golden eyes, noob! [...]

     
  40. J, 3. October 2006, 21:46

    Hmmmmm….

    So, first Female magazine.
    Next, the world?
    :)

    Haha.
    Congrats, Suanie….

     
  41. Suanie, 3. October 2006, 23:25

    Michael: Imagine what I’d get if I gave you kinky sex 100% of the time. No pre-nups, and massive life insurance policy in your name :D

    reta: hahaha a show about nothing, a blog about nothing :P

    anttyK: yakah? why? come i sayang … :P

    bunnywunny: true, that :)

    moo_t: what did the notti boy do again?

    J: FORTUNE mag heh :P

     
  42. stupe, 4. October 2006, 12:51

    suanie - looked like one page online mah! :P anyway, wifey say you looked great in the mag..she bought it because of you!

     
  43. Suanie, 5. October 2006, 10:43

    stupe: Oo thanks haha hi wifey

     
  44. Izham Miyake, 5. October 2006, 13:50

    yeah.. u looked great actually.

     
  45. Jason, 30. November 2006, 18:09

    I don’t know how i ended up at this blog…but it was quite amusing….You’re quite cute looking…in the cheeky kind of way… i doubt anyone’s going to read this since the last entry was so long ago…anyway, though i’m no prince charming, i would like to get to know you better..through e-mail first…i guess… a bit too nervous to meet someone face to face yet..

     

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