i’m the single and looking blogger
Regulars to this blog would know of the shameless unadulterated self-whoring ‘Date Suanie‘ campaign that didn’t quite make it. It’s been more than a year, success rate is zero and that post serves as a painful lesson why no one should ever pimp themselves like that. Ever.
That is if you are really looking for a boyfriend lah 
So when Audrey of FEMALE mag e-mailed and asked if I would like to be part of a feature yadda yadda bloggers yadda yadda, I of course took it up. I am not a blog-ho for nothing.
The feature was published in their October 2006 issue.
Haha, funny write-up. FYI, I didn’t write it 
Four other bloggers featured are Bunny Wunny, Jenn Tai, Oliviasy and Cynthia Foo.
Scanned pages. Click to enlarge.
Normally I don’t do this (i.e. scan stuff and what not) but for some reason I am finding the entire affair quite funny. So let me enjoy myself lah.
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Suan, I thought I was thick-faced.
I bow before your ‘tak kisahlah’ attitude.
Woman, woman. You’re going to end up with a sitcom revolving around you.
aw man~! from down under.. =)
I sticked my face to my pc screen and try to read the small printings.
every amusing. =)
OMG UR FEMES!!!!!!!111111one.
I have femmes friend!
They cropped my first girl out!!! How can??!!
Just a quick question: Does this mean I can take down the “Date Suanie!” button from my sidebar already?
jsut remember who made you femes first! MUAHAHA! I am THE FIRST! All others after me are mere pretenders!!! MUAHAHAHA!
(sorry, been practising evil laughs)
Erna: Yes Suanie. Suanie Legal. Two and a Half Suanie. Everybody loves Suanie. Suanfeld. Mad About Suanie. The Suanie Family. Arrested Suanie. The Suanie Hillbillies. BeSuanied. Suanie Meets World. Suanie Strokes. Family Suanie. Father of the Suanie. The Fresh Suanie of Bel-Air. FutuSuanie. Suanie’s Island. Here Comes the Suanie. I Dream of Suanie. Suanie of the Hills. Suanie in the Middle. Desperate Suanie. Third Suanie from the Sun. Suanie Leap. Suanie & Clark. Suanie Rider. The Bold and The Suanie.
Yes, I googled
FA & KY: Har. Har.
Jenn: aiks…
tigerjoe: take down lah… *sniff*
eyeris: of course! *bows to the almighty eyeris*
i didn’t write dat as well…
and the blog posting they featured has been edited cos it contained profanities XD
La Femmes Suanie!!! So when you gonna buy us beers?
wah femmes celeb d, autograph puhleaze
hi. it’s me again. i am just wondering why you have been ignoring my clear and direct advances to you, when you have in fact been openly advertising for a date.
perhaps this will make things clearer:
dear suanie, i love you. can we go on a date, and eventually get married?
thank you.
Wah Suan, your sideway smile is so DAHSYAT la! Don’t do it on a first date…
I Blog To Drive Everyone Else Insane!
Yes, some of us even tried to TRADE SUANIE … TigerJoe, put up the NEW ‘Date Suanie’ button from my site. It’s a nice button and we’re not going to give up!
My grim determination doesn’t allow me to give up on getting Suan a date. Even if I have to pay them in Tim Tams! [Though, I suspect that'd only get her dates with girls ... darn those TIm Tams! I need better currency!]
Glad to see Cynthia has put Perth on the Map for us Perth Bloggers!
Anyway, here is my proposal. All Single Bloggers write to Suan and give her your details. Suan will pull two ramdom names out of a hat and those two people will become a ‘couple’. See, it’s so easy when you really want to match people up.
A-non-e-mouse – I’m sorry, I think there is ahint in your comment, but not sure. Can you spell it out so Suan and the rest of us can know what you’re really saying!
i thot KY is your bf.
sicko,
I wouldn’t be able to handle her scandal.
Don’t worry about the date thing.. Dabido’s Trade Suanie Campaign is going on with us as its supporters.
w00t CELEBRITY!!!!!!
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAF SUANNNNN
To be honest, and forgive me for being blunt, until you shed off that extra fat, there’s just no way in hell to get a real date.
Men also want face, so besides looking at first impressions from a female’s physical appearance, they also don’t want to be caught dead dating someone twice their size.
I’ll say don’t put the dating thingy as priority. The priority now is to lose the fats and change the lifestyle, especially the eating habit.
So by Shadowfox’s logic, go get yourself a guy that’s bigger than you, and you’re set. That’s what I did
I recommend Kenny Sia
I recommend Kenny Sia too but you better be quick before he kills himself bungee jumping.
Eh, woman. Can we go out sometime? We live nearby, and we have each others’ numbers. Actually, how is your tomorrow night?
Wow, now you’re famous! You’ll have to raise your standards quite a bit!
Kidding.
hahaha ShadowFox memang kaw kaw drill sergeant!… yea.. train like rocky balboa! FUAH! BTW, whatever happend to yuor diet suanie? no news eh?
oliviasy: nobody wrote those i think haha
Galvin: no beer for u! (cos i stopped drinking)
babe_kl: blah
a-non-e-mouse: hi you again. sure, letÂ’s get hitched.
Dean: bwahahaha rubber face mah
Dabs: we could start a bloggers dating reality show. would be fun
sic: but why?
Ashish: hehe thanks
kim: back at ya
Paul: noob bleh
Shadowfox: not necessarily. but yeah, lean machine is my priority
Jenn: i wouldnÂ’t be able to handle HIS scandal
James: haha
Suertes: today cannot. call me la. u got my number what.
mad: if u werenÂ’t hitched iÂ’d fly to the US and drag you to the altar
steven11: on-going la. no significant progress. later la. no time to update
was just yanking both yer chains. i must have got it wrong then..thot people who eat together, stay together.
fuiyoo….one page for yourself! well done!
Hey sweetheart (can i call you that? you know, since we have already informally agreed to marriage),
i was wondering where you would like our 1st date to be? i was thinking somewhere really nice, since you are a rich and famous blogger. please revert to me with your preferred venue from one of the following:-
1. mandarin oriental
2. shangri-la
thank you my love. i will be sitting on the edge of my stool eagerly awaiting your response.
love,
me again
sic: or they become friends? Lol i eat with shaolintiger, fa, val, ken, spongefox, kerol, horny, etc etc etc also mah… i must be dating a lot of ppl hahaha
stupe: half a page la dei
you again: how about ss2 mamak at misai?
Anon-e-mouse – I’d take the ss2 mamak, I think it’s the best offer you’ll get from Suanie!
Suan – Yes, the Bloggers dating reality show sounds like a good idea. I wonder if I should write up a proposal for SBS and see if they go for it.
[ABC woul dbe my next choice, but I think they're rather skint.]
I wonder if we can get Swifty to help. He has some industry contacts and can help edit the show.
Hey you, I don’t know you, but if you promise me kinky sex 50% of the time, I won’t just date you, I’d marry you!
Of course, we’ll to draw up a pre-nup and everything, but I’m sure it’ll be fine.
Also, I have to ask, does it bother you that my 3 other wives, who all had huge life insurance policies, died mysteriously during our honeymoon?
maybe i should practise script-writing.. by writing a comedy revolving ur life hehe
I think guys are intimidated by you (at least I was)…
Michael – This is Suan you are talking to. How is your life insurance? Up to date? Worth millions?
I suspect the mention of my blog here, actually did more to up the traffic to my blog, than the article itself
Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame. That’s not something to be sniffed at ya know. In internet time, 15 minutes is practically equivalent to light years!
Bunnywunny – 15 minutes is a measure of time, light years is a measure of distance!
Blame your spam filter.
Hmmmmm….
So, first Female magazine.
Next, the world?
Haha.
Congrats, Suanie….
Michael: Imagine what I’d get if I gave you kinky sex 100% of the time. No pre-nups, and massive life insurance policy in your name
reta: hahaha a show about nothing, a blog about nothing
anttyK: yakah? why? come i sayang …
bunnywunny: true, that
moo_t: what did the notti boy do again?
J: FORTUNE mag heh
suanie – looked like one page online mah!
anyway, wifey say you looked great in the mag..she bought it because of you!
stupe: Oo thanks haha hi wifey
yeah.. u looked great actually.
I don’t know how i ended up at this blog…but it was quite amusing….You’re quite cute looking…in the cheeky kind of way… i doubt anyone’s going to read this since the last entry was so long ago…anyway, though i’m no prince charming, i would like to get to know you better..through e-mail first…i guess… a bit too nervous to meet someone face to face yet..