Archive for September, 2006

home alone: things i *could* do!

Home alone this weekend. I could:
1) Run around the house naked screaming yamate yamate
2) Set the kitchen on fire
3) Crank up the stereo and invite friends over for a wild house party
4) Buy a hamster and brutally murder it in the living room then clean up. No one else would have to know
5) Rape [...]

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i’m the single and looking blogger

Regulars to this blog would know of the shameless unadulterated self-whoring ‘Date Suanie‘ campaign that didn’t quite make it. It’s been more than a year, success rate is zero and that post serves as a painful lesson why no one should ever pimp themselves like that. Ever.
That is if you are really looking for [...]

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the hot chick’s friend

When it comes to hot chicks, there seems to be a standard rule that applies — the friend. You know lah the routine — you meet a hot chick at a bar, at a club, at a restaurant, or some place you two decided on because it was your first time meeting, and somehow or [...]

Stories, Thoughts, Ramblings

me wants to be a lean machine: day 11

Hi my name is Suanie. It’s been more than 11 days since I’ve touched alcoholic beverages. I need a damn drink, like 5 days ago!!!!!
O precious beer
Your golden liquid
White frothy bubbles
So orgasmic
That little problem with beer craving aside, I’m super thanks for asking.
Mom bought me something called Bexlim to aid my project. Feel [...]

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merz trunk/ hairdresser dilemma

Massive Benz boot to fit a Suan, a Kerol and a Fireangel.

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Seriously need a haircut. I feel like cheating on my regular hairdresser and go someplace nearer to my area, but I am scared of the [...]

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