Okay look, it’s Saturday night.
I am at home.
In front of the laptop.
Doodling on MS Paint.
I am 25.
I am young.
I live near KL.
I have a car.
I am supposed to be out and having a whale of a time getting pissed drunk, having unprotected sex leading to chlamydia and a bright and brilliant future of being a sexual outcast.
But no.
I am at home.
In front of the laptop.
Doodling on MS Paint.
I am 25.
Check it out Malaysians! Apparently we are dirty…
One would hope Malaysians would wash their hands regularly, but, no, a shocking 63 per of Malaysians have admitted that they do not wash their hands after using the toilet and before eating or handling food.
… but we are happy…
Malaysia ranks 44th in the Happy Planet Index, beating richer Asian countries such as Taiwan, Hong Kong, Singapore, South Korea and Brunei.
So, the dirtier you are…
The survey of 1,000 Malaysians showed that 34 per cent did not wash their hands properly before eating or handling food and 29 per cent did not wash their hands after going to the toilet.
… the happier you will be…
“The nations that top the index aren’t the happiest places in the world, but those that score well show that achieving, long, happy lives without over-stretching the planet’s resources is possible,” it said.
That’s all for this week’s useless weird-but-works logic.
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On the plus side, you’d be a very happy stinker.
It’s the durian season, enjoy!
Uh-oh…
Something big…
… this way comes…
Bwahahhahahahahah….. yeah I was shocked myself, never knew that my hair could reach such dizzying heights…
It was the same place where Erna had her hair styled…. By the way Erna will be performing in the musical Refugee: Images, she’s been practising a lot (I can hear her from upstairs) and so go catch it if you can!