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MS Paint monster

Okay look, it’s Saturday night.
I am at home.
In front of the laptop.
Doodling on MS Paint.
I am 25.
I am young.
I live near KL.
I have a car.
I am supposed to be out and having a whale of a time getting pissed drunk, having unprotected sex leading to chlamydia and a bright and brilliant future of being a sexual outcast.
But no.
I am at home.
In front of the laptop.
Doodling on MS Paint.
I am 25.

gladly scruffy

Check it out Malaysians! Apparently we are dirty

One would hope Malaysians would wash their hands regularly, but, no, a shocking 63 per of Malaysians have admitted that they do not wash their hands after using the toilet and before eating or handling food.

… but we are happy

Malaysia ranks 44th in the Happy Planet Index, beating richer Asian countries such as Taiwan, Hong Kong, Singapore, South Korea and Brunei.

So, the dirtier you are…

The survey of 1,000 Malaysians showed that 34 per cent did not wash their hands properly before eating or handling food and 29 per cent did not wash their hands after going to the toilet.

… the happier you will be…

“The nations that top the index aren’t the happiest places in the world, but those that score well show that achieving, long, happy lives without over-stretching the planet’s resources is possible,” it said.

That’s all for this week’s useless weird-but-works logic.

how to make people avoid you like the plague

1. Skills - opening the durian

2. The King of All Fruits

3. Creamy durian, yummy!

4. Sister eating a durian

On the plus side, you’d be a very happy stinker.

It’s the durian season, enjoy!

one night only!

Uh-oh…

Suanie has nice hair for one night only

Something big…

Sister's wedding - Datin Suanie

… this way comes…

Sister's wedding - Suanie with Janice

Bwahahhahahahahah….. yeah I was shocked myself, never knew that my hair could reach such dizzying heights…

It was the same place where Erna had her hair styled…. By the way Erna will be performing in the musical Refugee: Images, she’s been practising a lot (I can hear her from upstairs) and so go catch it if you can!

randomness #98765

Craps, two Cokes during the previous post and now I can’t sleep. Nvm, gotta go to work in a couple hours anyway.

Btw if I didn’t make it clear earlier, I am of the opinion that Mr. Brown’s article was not anything out of the ordinary than his usual write-ups.

However I, Suanie the not-so-great-this-Friday can’t even stop local bulldozers from demolishing Hindu temples, let alone dictate the Singaporean gomen to un-’suspend’ the Brown from reaching to the print masses.

So, here’s a video of the infamous MySpace: The Movie. It’s been around for quite a while, but somehow some of my friends have yet to see it, and now they have to so we can laugh together-gether in reference to the angry beaver.

It’s by David Lehre, 21 year old filmmaker extraordinaire.

Other backdated stuff:

This is cute.

55 Ways to Have Fun with Google is cute too.

Hermione Granger causes increase in violent girls is cute as well. Maybe it’s not so far off from the truth.

For this, I like the incredulous question of the title.

This is pretty old, October last year but is still very much relevant: Web 2.0 Cracks Start to Show

This is something more recent, to do with Flickr’s T&C: Flickr Cracks Down on Screenshots.

Mr. Miyagi says that Richard Gere cannot count.

If nothing changes, you’ll see Chow Yun-Fatt in the third installment of Pirates of the Caribbean.

OOooooo breakfast time!